Cool ways to end a sentence (<- better than this sentence).

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Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

- A rousing drum solo
- , kid.
- A poignant moment of silence
- Amen (you loving heathens :raise:

)
- Emitting a high frequency beep used for echo-location

# ? Oct 24, 2020 02:12

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 23:42

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE, BECAUZE STONE COLD SAID SO

# ? Oct 24, 2020 02:15

zaepg: Dec 25, 2008; by sebmojo

, gas and ban OP.

# ? Oct 24, 2020 02:15

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

The cool hip way to post is voice to text
Freeform haiku style
So with nothing

# ? Oct 24, 2020 02:19

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

slipping on sun glasses and walking away into the sunset

# ? Oct 24, 2020 02:20

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

RepeatingMeme posted:

slipping on sun glasses and walking away into the sunset

Whose sunglasses are they?

# ? Oct 24, 2020 03:02

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

# ? Oct 24, 2020 03:12

Internetjack: Sep 15, 2007; oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers; Top Cop

amirite?

# ? Oct 24, 2020 03:12

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Knormal posted:

!?

In 90's rpgs this could be the entire script for the protagonist.

# ? Oct 24, 2020 03:17

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

in hell!

# ? Oct 24, 2020 03:17

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

, and that's the last we'll say about that

# ? Oct 24, 2020 03:18

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

... if you know what i mean

# ? Oct 24, 2020 03:19

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

TheAardvark posted:

, and that's the last we'll say about that

This is Coast to Coast. Good night.

# ? Oct 24, 2020 03:19

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

# ? Oct 24, 2020 03:26

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Waltzing Along posted:

.

Oh yeah, reeeeeeeal original.

:jerkbag:

# ? Oct 24, 2020 03:26

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Literally A Person posted:

Oh yeah, reeeeeeeal original.

I happen to notice that you used my sentence ender. Stop stealing my ideas.

# ? Oct 24, 2020 03:29

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

A refreshing sip of Clamato? :backtowork:

# ? Oct 24, 2020 04:11

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

A refreshing sip of Clamato?

Oooo. Delicous.,

# ? Oct 24, 2020 04:11

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

With a smile and a friendly hug.

# ? Oct 24, 2020 13:12

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

Mozi posted:

... if you know what i mean

# ? Oct 24, 2020 13:13

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Full stop

# ? Oct 24, 2020 13:21

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

One of those farts that�s like a loud dry pop

# ? Oct 24, 2020 18:54

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

, many people are saying.

# ? Oct 24, 2020 19:14

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

, anyways, sug off and fug off!

# ? Oct 24, 2020 19:14

Avicus: Aug 31, 2007; Gentleman Bastard; Grimey Drawer

# ? Oct 24, 2020 19:18

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

.... did you get all that?

---> NO
YES

Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Oct 24, 2020

# ? Oct 24, 2020 19:22

Zybourne Clock: Oct 25, 2011; Poke me.

, Carthago delenda est.

# ? Oct 24, 2020 20:24

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

One of those farts that’s like a loud dry pop

don't sign your empty posts

# ? Oct 24, 2020 20:41

FUTURE JAZZ: May 17, 2009; "Like Jamiroquai, but with the beeps and boops of Jarre.
Ask me about my new weird america klesmer Christian chamber pop band."

, a rope of sand.

# ? Oct 24, 2020 21:10

Solvent: Jan 24, 2013; by Hand Knit

�I am about to go to the mods and have you banned if you do not listen�

For some reason it bothers me that I�ve started to like this place less in the last month.

A rose out of a pile of dogshit is not something I�ve ever seen.

# ? Oct 24, 2020 21:24

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

so's my dick

# ? Oct 26, 2020 19:00

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Solvent posted:

�I am about to go to the mods and have you banned if you do not listen�

For some reason it bothers me that I�ve started to like this place less in the last month.

A rose out of a pile of dogshit is not something I�ve ever seen.

Cool post, That's all folks!!

# ? Oct 26, 2020 19:07

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

BigBadSteve posted:

so's my dick

"Boy, sure is a cold one today"

So's my dick.

Yeah, I like it.

# ? Oct 26, 2020 19:14

Ventral EggSac: Dec 3, 2019

... so I said "Rectum? drat near killed 'em!" and then choke your way through a greasy laugh.

This is just in case the editor decides to cut stuff so that part of the line is at the beginning of a new scene.

# ? Oct 26, 2020 19:24

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 23:42

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

...eh?

We've had this poo poo locked down for decades, OP. :canada:

# ? Oct 26, 2020 20:22

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