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Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless balls, black balls, like a doll's balls.

thanks nesamdoom!!

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# ? Oct 24, 2020 01:49

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# ? May 2, 2024 04:45

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Pahilla the Hun posted:

Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless balls, black balls, like a doll's balls.

lmao

# ? Oct 24, 2020 02:01

Heather Papps: hello friend

*indiana jones, running*
ball... why did it have to be ball?!?

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# ? Oct 24, 2020 02:02

Heather Papps: hello friend

*smooch*
i knew it was you, fredo. you broke my balls.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 24, 2020 02:03

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

Sweep the balls. Do you have a problem with that?

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Oct 24, 2020 02:06

Joey McChrist

a man who doesn't spend time with his balls can never be a real man

# ? Oct 24, 2020 02:08

Prof. Crocodile

Pahilla the Hun posted:

Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless balls, black balls, like a doll's balls.

# ? Oct 24, 2020 02:12

Prof. Crocodile

get your stinking balls off me you damned dirty ape!

# ? Oct 24, 2020 02:14

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

to infinity, and balls!

# ? Oct 24, 2020 02:18

Ass-penny

I don't remember asking balls a goddamn thing!

# ? Oct 24, 2020 02:40

Sloane: What do you mean I'm not on the list?

> Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your balls.

He told me enough. He told me you killed them.

> No, I am your balls.

No... no!

# ? Oct 24, 2020 02:41

biosterous

say hello to my little balls

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^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Oct 24, 2020 02:50

nut

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love balls.

# ? Oct 24, 2020 02:53

Sloane: What do you mean I'm not on the list?

*holding a polaroid*
Have you seen these balls?

# ? Oct 24, 2020 02:59

google THIS

Pahilla the Hun posted:

Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless balls, black balls, like a doll's balls.

# ? Oct 24, 2020 03:00

wearing a lampshade

Joey McChrist posted:

ed balls

that kevin sullivan sig is amazing

# ? Oct 24, 2020 03:08

Sloane: What do you mean I'm not on the list?

The more you tighten your grip, the more balls will slip through your fingers.

# ? Oct 24, 2020 03:09

Ass-penny

biosterous posted:

say hello to my little balls

# ? Oct 24, 2020 03:19

Ass-penny

We believe in balls, Lebowski.

# ? Oct 24, 2020 03:20

Ass-penny

Cats rule, balls drool.

# ? Oct 24, 2020 03:24

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# ? Oct 24, 2020 03:26

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

biosterous posted:

say hello to my little balls

lmbo

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Oct 24, 2020 03:29

google THIS

Aragorn: You have my balls.

# ? Oct 24, 2020 03:32

Ass-penny

The first and last word out of your filthy sewer will be balls.

# ? Oct 24, 2020 03:42

nut

you've got a ball in me

# ? Oct 24, 2020 03:45

biosterous

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Oct 24, 2020 03:46

Finger Prince

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good pair of balls by your side, kid.

# ? Oct 24, 2020 03:48

Prof. Crocodile

good... bad... i'm the guy with the balls.

# ? Oct 24, 2020 03:49

Finger Prince

In this country, first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the balls!

# ? Oct 24, 2020 03:52

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

being as this is a . 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your dick clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, balls?

# ? Oct 24, 2020 04:03

Stoner Sloth

Look daddy. Teacher says that every time a bell tolls, an angel gets his balls.

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# ? Oct 24, 2020 04:49

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

if you build it, balls will come

thanks nesamdoom!!

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# ? Oct 24, 2020 05:00

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Pahilla the Hun posted:

if you build it, balls will come

Lol. I've been turning that one over 4 an hour 2 no avail. Rats of 2 ya bud :stonkhat:

# ? Oct 24, 2020 05:31

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