PYF Things That Look NWS But Aren't - "thrilled to present anus whisper"

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The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Memento posted:

All Dongs Go to Heaven

# ? Oct 17, 2020 05:41

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 07:44

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

https://i.imgur.com/4sNQGGJ.mp4

# ? Oct 17, 2020 06:37

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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The Bloop posted:

All Dongs Go to Heaven

A Dong Bluth film

# ? Oct 17, 2020 06:59

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

From the Cursed Images thread....

The Little Death posted:

https://i.imgur.com/7UvVALn.mp4

# ? Oct 17, 2020 10:34

im pooping!: Nov 17, 2006

dont doxx me

# ? Oct 17, 2020 12:41

RoeCocoa: Oct 23, 2010

Diogenes posted:

Behold: a man!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

https://i.imgur.com/4sNQGGJ.mp4

# ? Oct 17, 2020 19:07

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR
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RoeCocoa posted:

Pictured here: Diogenes in the marketplace.

# ? Oct 17, 2020 20:58

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Homer Simpson posted:

And what a man!

# ? Oct 18, 2020 06:13

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Oct 20, 2020 03:22

MrUnderbridge: Jun 25, 2011

Wow. Tolkien never said that about the ents.

# ? Oct 20, 2020 03:49

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I mean proportionately it's probably not that impressive

# ? Oct 20, 2020 04:17

CeramicPig: Oct 9, 2012

# ? Oct 20, 2020 07:12

Marcade: Jun 11, 2006; Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Baron von Eevl posted:

Pictured here: Diogenes in the marketplace.

I randomly thought of this post hours after the fact and suddenly got the joke. That's a good joke and I appreciate it.

# ? Oct 20, 2020 07:45

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

Baron von Eevl posted:

Pictured here: Diogenes in the marketplace.

loving hell I can't stop laughing/crying at this

# ? Oct 20, 2020 16:37

Booger Presley: Aug 6, 2008; Pillbug

CeramicPig posted:

Lol I had to look at this entirely too long to figure it out

# ? Oct 20, 2020 18:59

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

https://twitter.com/chongleeroy/status/1319014636809760771

# ? Oct 22, 2020 23:42

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:

https://twitter.com/chongleeroy/status/1319014636809760771

Can I get them by the bag?

# ? Oct 22, 2020 23:49

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Splicer posted:

Can I get them by the bag?

You can in Seattle!

# ? Oct 22, 2020 23:52

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Apparently they are stomachs stuffed with rice.

A sort of Turkish haggis.

# ? Oct 22, 2020 23:57

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

I thought they were geoducks.

# ? Oct 23, 2020 00:08

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

So did a lot of people in the comments apparently but no it is called sirdan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI64Qb4IDag

I'd be a bit.. iffy about it because while i have had very nice haggis I have also had absolutely foul haggis, gastric meat is like that, it has a horrible texture if you get it wrong.

# ? Oct 23, 2020 00:13

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Brains, stomachs, and intestines are pretty much the only parts of an animal I don't like.

# ? Oct 23, 2020 00:17

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Pretty sure that knowing what we now know about prion diseases, brains are a strict No Go for eating.

# ? Oct 23, 2020 00:21

Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Memento posted:

Pretty sure that knowing what we now know about prion diseases, brains are a strict No Go for eating.

https://youtu.be/4g23E-gE3hk

# ? Oct 23, 2020 00:29

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Solice Kirsk posted:

Brains, stomachs, and intestines are pretty much the only parts of an animal I don't like.

Is it jealousy?

# ? Oct 23, 2020 00:34

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Oh my god

# ? Oct 23, 2020 00:36

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Oct 23, 2020 22:43

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

If you hold the horseshucumber upside down, all the gently caress runs out.

# ? Oct 23, 2020 23:33

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Oct 24, 2020 15:50

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

Cartoon Man posted:

Sorry bout ur bent dick

# ? Oct 24, 2020 16:04

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Cartoon Man posted:

https://www.etymonline.com/word/avocado

"edible, oily fruit of a tree common in the American tropics, 1763, from Spanish avocado, altered (by folk etymology influence of earlier Spanish avocado "lawyer," from same Latin source as advocate (n.)) from earlier aguacate, from Nahuatl (Aztecan) ahuakatl "avocado" (with a secondary meaning "testicle" probably based on resemblance), from proto-Nahuan *pawa "avocado." "

# ? Oct 24, 2020 16:27

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Cartoon Man posted:

Come on, that's some real low-hanging fruit.

# ? Oct 24, 2020 17:22

Detective Thompson: Nov 9, 2007; Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

Cartoon Man posted:

Ran into some real curvy ones at work a few months back.

# ? Oct 24, 2020 20:47

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Are used cucumbers worth more or less

# ? Oct 25, 2020 04:35

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Milo and POTUS posted:

Are used cucumbers worth more or less

Generally less, but it definitely depends who used them and for what

# ? Oct 25, 2020 05:48

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

You're telling me I have a shot at selling my half eaten cucumber for more?

# ? Oct 25, 2020 06:36

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Those cucumbers have definitely not been eaten lmao

# ? Oct 25, 2020 07:00

Mr. Sunshine: May 15, 2008; This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt); Fun Shoe

bike tory posted:

You're telling me I have a shot at selling my half eaten cucumber for more?

Not eaten. Used.

# ? Oct 25, 2020 12:31

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Gamer girl cucumbers.

# ? Oct 25, 2020 12:39

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 07:44

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Mr. Sunshine posted:

Not eaten. Used.

Engulfed

# ? Oct 25, 2020 12:40

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