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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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- Gluten Free Dad
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'WE NEED TO MAXIMISE THE OUTREACH OF OUR SOCIAL MEDIA OUTPUT, ' I SQUEAL INTO MY GAPING ANUS
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Oct 21, 2020 21:05
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- Dreadite
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feels like this is actually real
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Oct 21, 2020 22:17
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- nut
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feels like this is actually real
it is and it's also v good
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Oct 21, 2020 22:19
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- Dreadite
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it is and it's also v good
all beers should be required by law to use comic sans
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Oct 21, 2020 22:22
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- Finger Prince
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Look, we all know investment portfolios aren't very exciting, but these smiling old people don't exactly help. I'm thinking how about a paddock, with a few horses in the background?
Hmm, this car doesn't really have that "wow" factor. What if it was, now hear me out, a horse?
A pretty boy, mmhmm ok, and a girl, kind of looks like a princess, yes I'm liking the lifestyle this perfume is portraying. But I'm thinking she needs to be on a horse. A beautiful black horse with a flowing mane, like a Andalusian. And lose the boy. And the princess should really be me to really sell this horse fantasy.
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Oct 22, 2020 01:35
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- Dreadite
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Look, we all know investment portfolios aren't very exciting, but these smiling old people don't exactly help. I'm thinking how about a paddock, with a few horses in the background?
Hmm, this car doesn't really have that "wow" factor. What if it was, now hear me out, a horse?
A pretty boy, mmhmm ok, and a girl, kind of looks like a princess, yes I'm liking the lifestyle this perfume is portraying. But I'm thinking she needs to be on a horse. A beautiful black horse with a flowing mane, like a Andalusian. And lose the boy. And the princess should really be me to really sell this horse fantasy.
Go on
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Oct 22, 2020 01:38
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- Finger Prince
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Ok, I'm picturing a field of horses. They're all frolicking and eating grass. Then the camera pans right and the most glorious blue eyed cremelo LEAPS the paddock fence from stage right...
...and?
And he's the most beautiful horse you've ever seen, and he's got a horn on his head! He's a unicorn!! He approaches the camera and gently lowers his head. A hand...my hand... Reaches from behind the camera to stroke his nose.
...yes, and then?
And then what? That's it. That's all of it.
...for adult incontinence pads...
Well if you've got a better idea, I'd like to hear it. Unless it doesn't include horses, in which case NANANANA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
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Oct 22, 2020 02:03
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- google THIS
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These pregnancy tests are so boring. I mean, I like the colorful lines, but I think we need to take it further with some sparkles or cartoon characters. And the shape is such a snooze. What if we made it ball-shaped, or star-shaped? ... Where wouldn't it fit?
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Oct 22, 2020 02:57
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- Prof. Crocodile
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our digital marketing strategy should revolve around letting everyone know that jenny mcmillan and kyle eggers kissed under the big tree at recess and kyle tried to slip jenny the tongue and she kneed him in the nards and we all laughed but then he couldn't walk and he had to go to the nurse's office and he tried to tell everybody that it was because of the but on his leg he got from soccer but i was like 'nuh-uh kyle you're such a liar we all know you have bruised nards."
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Oct 22, 2020 03:10
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- idiotsavant
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oh you think my ads are dumb cause youre the ads CEO?? well my uncle actually works at the ads factory and told me how to make all the best ads and you suck, hope you like your crappy baby ads for little stupid babies!!!!!
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Oct 22, 2020 07:18
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- Android Blues
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These pregnancy tests are so boring. I mean, I like the colorful lines, but I think we need to take it further with some sparkles or cartoon characters. And the shape is such a snooze. What if we made it ball-shaped, or star-shaped? ... Where wouldn't it fit?
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Oct 22, 2020 08:18
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- nut
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our digital marketing strategy should revolve around letting everyone know that jenny mcmillan and kyle eggers kissed under the big tree at recess and kyle tried to slip jenny the tongue and she kneed him in the nards and we all laughed but then he couldn't walk and he had to go to the nurse's office and he tried to tell everybody that it was because of the but on his leg he got from soccer but i was like 'nuh-uh kyle you're such a liar we all know you have bruised nards."
branding campaign by infamous PR expert Edward Bruisednards
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Oct 22, 2020 12:52
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- Gluten Free Dad
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i learned in Prestigious Ad School that rule 1 of advertising is 'sex sells" which is why every ad campaign im involved with prominently features my ruined, wide- open urethra
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Oct 22, 2020 13:19
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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guys i just watched a documentary on pirates and they were not the fun loving people we thought they were, we need to rethink our corporate mascot
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Oct 22, 2020 15:18
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- FutonForensic
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hewwo. this is Hawiburton's head of pubwic wewations. wet me just say: we heaw you.
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Oct 23, 2020 17:42
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- Finger Prince
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We here at Titties, Balls & Butts LLC offer a bespoke range of brand consulting services. Some of our illustrious clients include Fortune 500 companies and Sovereign Wealth Funds, and also your mum.
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Oct 24, 2020 17:22
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- nut
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Oct 24, 2020 18:16
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- Khanstant
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BLUE MUSTARD
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Oct 24, 2020 18:45
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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you inspired me
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Oct 26, 2020 18:52
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- nut
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Oct 26, 2020 20:25
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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Oct 26, 2020 20:51
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 25, 2024 23:37
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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let's promote this with an throwback, old school, retro video gaming vibe.
something like skyrim, call of duty modern warfare 3, or portal
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Oct 26, 2020 21:15
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