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Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


First we had shitballs pig.

Then we had massiveballs pig.

Now we have
https://i.imgur.com/P2u7Ili.mp4
Swingballs pig.


"Thanks" to toon Man for this uh...delightful video dredged up from imgur.

Aishlinn fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Oct 24, 2020

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Nothin' in the rule book that says a pig can't swing balls, I'll allow it

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

piggballs...

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
How did you find a video of my balls photoshopped onto a pig?!

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Who What Now posted:

How did you find a video of my balls photoshopped onto a pig?!

:shrug: Ask toon man, he's to blame for this thread's existence.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Aishlinn posted:

:shrug: Ask toon man, he's to blame for this thread's existence.

Are you accusing me of googling up giant massive swaying porkine testicles for my viewing enjoyment?

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Cartoon Man posted:

Are you accusing me of googling up giant massive swaying porkine testicles for my viewing enjoyment?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Please.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
im hoping that me being on mobile broke the vid and you didnt post a link to the vid instead of embedding some huge balled pigs, op

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Robo Reagan posted:

im hoping that me being on mobile broke the vid and you didnt post a link to the vid instead of embedding some huge balled pigs, op

well, i was originally leaving it behind a link but you...swayed me. :rimshot:

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


YES! :holymoley:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Robo Reagan posted:

im hoping that me being on mobile broke the vid and you didnt post a link to the vid instead of embedding some huge balled pigs, op

OP is unskilled

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Aishlinn posted:

First we had shitballs pig.

Then we had massiveballs pig.

Now we have
https://i.imgur.com/P2u7Ili.mp4
Swingballs pig.


"Thanks" to toon Man for this uh...delightful video dredged up from imgur.

Needs some Pink Panther theme music

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Aishlinn posted:

well, i was originally leaving it behind a link but you...swayed me. :rimshot:

ty 4 ur service

Phony Horse
Oct 22, 2020

Looks painful. Like they would hit against stuff.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/VSq1ukg.gifv

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Scientifically speaking what's the kind of volume those puppies can skeet out?

Chuds McGreedy
Aug 26, 2007

Jumanji
Science has gone too far and now has to go further

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Chuds McGreedy
Aug 26, 2007

Jumanji
You came in like a wrecking balls

spatial trait
Aug 7, 2009

We are living in an era of unprecedented ball to hog ratios

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


GAWD DANG

My hope is restored, life is beautiful and these swine testes are blessed

cynic
Jan 19, 2004



vyst posted:

Scientifically speaking what's the kind of volume those puppies can skeet out?

The internet reliably informs me upwards of 500ml is possible, I dunno that's like 16oz+ in US measurements.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Phony Horse posted:

Looks painful. Like they would hit against stuff.

They wouldn't ive run a lot of simulations.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



cynic posted:

The internet reliably informs me upwards of 500ml is possible, I dunno that's like 16oz+ in US measurements.

What is that nowadays, like 2 1/2 servings?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Captain Hygiene posted:

What is that nowadays, like 2 1/2 servings?

1 if you’re an adult with a real appetite

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

Captain Hygiene posted:

What is that nowadays, like 2 1/2 servings?

It comes to one hogshead

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


one day i hope my testicles reach that size

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


When I was younger, I once got an infection somehow that caused my left testicle to double or triple in size. Docs thought I’d lose it but with medication and prayer, it went back to normal size and I still have two balls. With every day that passes, I’m forever grateful for my balls.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Just what the gently caress is going on here? A tail coming out of an ear and rubbing the balls... is it some monstrous genetic experiment?

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



I'm worried they'll just fall off.

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon
Pig balls swinging in the dead of night...

Duck Stab!
Oct 21, 2020

HERE I COME, CONSTANTINOPLE!


What drugs do they unload into these pigs

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





:eyepop:

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Needs some Pink Panther theme music

Staying alive fits better

"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk."

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Communist Walrus posted:

It comes to one hogshead

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Do pigs sleep standing up?

With balls like that it seems like it would be a terrifying ordeal each time you tried to sit or lie down.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



BigBadSteve posted:

Just what the gently caress is going on here? A tail coming out of an ear and rubbing the balls... is it some monstrous genetic experiment?

How did you even post without your monitor turned on

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Thread is real heretical.. there are no pig balls but THE pig balls IYK.. WIM

Votign 4 op

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FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

This has to be a weirdo farmer thing; they're absolutely breeding pigs with ever larger balls.

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