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If we turn him into a gelatin we can all enjoy him, but no one gets to be greedy and take too big a slice (cough cough GARY OLDMANS DIARY). Also we get to then cook burt in with a bunch of cream cheese which seems fitting. We can flan him fellows, we just need a big enough oven! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Just a nice Burflan with a caramel Flanexual sauce. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 24, 2020 06:58
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Imagine if people still get super mad and worked up we can go lol he is a gelatin
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Oct 24, 2020 06:59
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Also if we perma flan him it would just be impressive if Burt could still post because he would be a gelatin product basically covered in some heavy cream product and god drat if he can type in that state gently caress it whatever lets just go bowlin.
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Oct 24, 2020 07:03
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You are given a free dessert at your birthday at a Brazilian Steakhouse and it is flan, but you distinctly see Burt's avatar in the flan with a single tear rolling down the cheek.
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You are a person in a small Mexican town preparing flan all day. One day someone leaves off a "special powder" of gelatin to make your flan. You start cooking your flan, but it continually yells RAMP at you and you can not make Flan for a 6, 12, or 24 hour period.
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Oct 24, 2020 07:11
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I am preparing gelatin and suddenly have a sick urge to add mayo to it. I have been Flanurt Flanexualed!
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Oct 24, 2020 07:18
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I have added flan into the pontoons of my pontoon boat and renamed it "Flanoatin Flanexual"
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Oct 24, 2020 07:20
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It is that scene in Hannibal or w/e where hannibal is feeding the dude his own brain, but it is me feeding El Elegante or whoever feeding pieces of Burt Flan to them (because Burt has been rendered into a gelatin) but they are really high on drugs or whatever and don't appreciate the irony.
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Oct 24, 2020 07:23
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Burt and Reene are both packs of flan now hanging out next to each other at a Krogers shelf and go "geez who saw this coming!"
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Oct 24, 2020 07:27
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LSBB is in the store and he checks the nutritional facts of his potential flan purchase and it just says "Midwest"
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Oct 24, 2020 07:29
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Foreverial tied up and flanerized and loving it
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Oct 24, 2020 07:31
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Johnny Aztec posted:Foreverial tied up and flanerized and loving it Thank You Flanber Two.
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Oct 24, 2020 07:33
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I am making a flan in my own house and suddenly the flan deletes my boiling water! It was Burt Flan!~
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Oct 24, 2020 07:35
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Burt beat me with his fists as I screamed in agony
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Oct 24, 2020 07:37
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i wonder what the flan would taste like haha
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Oct 24, 2020 07:38
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naked umlaut posted:i wonder what the flan would taste like haha I would imagine given that bones are fairly uniform in character and that Burt is known to have a very midwestern HFCS diet, not too bad.
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Oct 24, 2020 07:41
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1 cup white sugar 3 large eggs eggs 1 (14 ounce) can sweetened condensed milk 1 (12 fluid ounce) can evaporated milk 1 tablespoon burt extract
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Oct 24, 2020 07:50
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What about covering people in pre-baked flans
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AuntBuck posted:What about covering people in pre-baked flans Not enough Burt Powders to go around for that
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Burt is now turned into a Flan dessert project, I turn my energy to my next arbitrary forum enemy.
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Derpies posted:Imagine if people still get super mad and worked up we can go lol he is a gelatin Lmao. This was a great thread, imagine getting probated for being really funny...id be safe forever!
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Oct 24, 2020 21:32
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When they do a vasectomy they cut the flans deferens
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Sid Vicious posted:When they do a vasectomy they cut the flans deferens They killed Burt during his vasectomy
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He died on the operating table with his tubes spewing nut on the surgeons like twin fire hoses out of control
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And that surgeon is now pregnant with a little... permaburt.
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i don't care if he is banned but destroy burt's rear end in a top hat completely.
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i can't believe Burt died getting a vasectomy and is now permanently in a coma
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offsite meme
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Hell Yeah posted:i don't care if he is banned but destroy burt's rear end in a top hat completely. His anus is filled with a 5.36 x 10^16 megaton bomb that would destroy the earth were it disturbed.
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Oct 24, 2020 22:35
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There's no such thing as a permanent flan
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Flan is fuckin delicious
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Oct 24, 2020 22:57
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This thread is pretty funny but I can't help but feel that a large part of that is because the OP got probed for it
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:This thread is pretty funny but I can't help but feel that a large part of that is because the OP got probed for it Yeah but have you seen a flan
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A flan of flesh.
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Oct 24, 2020 23:11
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OP got got and someone delitized burt where do we go next
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