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why did garfied hate mondays? he is a cat. every day is exactly the same for him. Maybe he likes Jon more than he lets on and gets separation anxiety when Jon goes to work
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Jon works? what the hell what does he do
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Oct 25, 2020 06:28
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more like party of zero
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Oct 25, 2020 06:28
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The Grimace posted:Jon works? what the hell idk, that's another good question. Jim you had decades to answer these questions
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Oct 25, 2020 06:29
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Garfield has an abusive boss at work.
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Oct 25, 2020 06:32
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as per the first garfield comic strip, jon is a cartoonist
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Oct 25, 2020 06:32
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Revins posted:why did garfied hate mondays? he is a cat. every day is exactly the same for him. Maybe he likes Jon more than he lets on and gets separation anxiety when Jon goes to work John only cooks lasagna on Tuesday through Sunday. Monday is Tofuday.
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Oct 25, 2020 06:36
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meatless monday! of course
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Oct 25, 2020 06:37
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Monday was Drink Dog Cum Day.
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Oct 25, 2020 06:42
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I just googled it and Jon was evidently a cartoonist i hope he didn't suffer the same fate as Scott Adams
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Oct 25, 2020 06:44
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maybe mondays are when jon just lays in bed and cries all day
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Oct 25, 2020 06:44
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Monday is bath day.
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Oct 25, 2020 06:48
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In their town, lasagna isn't sold on Mondays
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Oct 25, 2020 06:55
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what if jon arbuckle was the cartoonist for garfield all along..
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Oct 25, 2020 06:57
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Revins posted:maybe mondays are when jon just lays in bed and cries all day my cat seems to notice that something is different / wrong on days when I have trouble getting out of bed 
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Oct 25, 2020 07:31
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:my cat seems to notice that something is different / wrong on days when I have trouble getting out of bed My cat notices because she's hungry
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Oct 25, 2020 07:33
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Plot suggestion: Jon Arbuckle opens a series of Garfield-themed pizza restaurants that serve weird Garfiend-themed food that no one wants and lets you pay for food by playing phone app games.
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Oct 25, 2020 07:42
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Frank Frank posted:Plot suggestion: Jon Arbuckle opens a series of Garfield-themed pizza restaurants that serve weird Garfiend-themed food that no one wants and lets you pay for food by playing phone app games. Story arc ends with Scooby-Doo putting two rounds through the back of Jon's head to clear the way for Scooby-themed food.
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Oct 25, 2020 07:51
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Garfield works two jobs because Jon is a cartoonist and therefore makes no money
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Oct 25, 2020 07:51
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garfield was cursed by a drunk warlock to always have bad mondays
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Oct 25, 2020 08:01
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that warlock's name.... was l͔̗̥̳̺̜̏̄͗̆͞͡y̱̠̙̎̿̅ͧ͟m̢͎̺͉̗ͯ͗͢ͅͅͅͅã͚̪̬̳̰̜̯̑ͤ̋̉͌̈́͐n̹͙̓ͫͭ͋͛̔̇ͤ
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Oct 25, 2020 08:04
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Pawn 17 posted:Garfield has an abusive boss at work. The abused becomes the abuser. Odi is the true pure spirit in Garfield canon.
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Oct 25, 2020 08:24
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Jon is a cartoonist and works from home and this fan theory is stupid anyway just like all the other dark edgy fan theories
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Oct 25, 2020 08:44
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Garfield hates Mondays, because on the weekend he is glorious joyful colour, and on Monday he needs to go back to dull lifeless black and white and is well aware he has to go through another week of that monochrome nightmare before he shall see a single colour again.
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Oct 25, 2020 08:51
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zaepg posted:The abused becomes the abuser. Odi is the true pure spirit in Garfield canon. Yeah Mondays are real bad for Odi. 
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Oct 25, 2020 08:57
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maybe the twist is that garfield just thinks its monday much more often than once a week and its the internal monologue of a cat that is frustrating to own
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Oct 25, 2020 09:11
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Pawn 17 posted:Yeah Mondays are real bad for Odi. Garfield hates Mondays because that's when he hurts Odi. Despite how callous he acts, he secretly hates himself for doing that. But he just can't stop.
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Oct 25, 2020 09:13
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We all hate our lives at least 1/7th of the time, it's actually pretty smart to pick a day and concentrate the misery there. Don't overdo it though, I once tried tried to pack my yearly ennui into an 8 week rage streak Jan-Feb and got the gnarliest hemorrhoids
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Oct 25, 2020 09:24
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it was a Monday that Jon took Lyman down to the basement and came back all alone
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Oct 25, 2020 11:05
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Garfield is a self-hating cat and wants to me more like humans which he secretly (shamefully) sees as a "master race" as they are able to not only deliver lasagna, but create it. Unable to fully pass as a human, he adopts human traits and behaviors. One of the first he picked up on was the irrational human disdain for Mondays. Being a cat in a closed household he doesn't understand WHY Mondays are disliked, only that they are, which is why his loud complaints are always vague.
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Oct 25, 2020 11:19
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The Grimace posted:Jon works? what the hell Jon is a landlord. Homora Gaykemi posted:it was a Monday that Jon took Lyman down to the basement and came back all alone Lyman could not afford the increase in rent and had to move out.
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Oct 25, 2020 11:21
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Revins posted:why did garfied hate mondays? he is a cat. every day is exactly the same for him. Maybe he likes Jon more than he lets on and gets separation anxiety when Jon goes to work Garfield is a racist
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Oct 25, 2020 12:19
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Garfield works part-time from home, and Monday is when he has to jack off Jon.
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Oct 25, 2020 12:19
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Sereri posted:Jon is a landlord. so jon has set the rent so high that he can't get a tenant? it doesn't sound like he is very good at being a landlord
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Oct 25, 2020 12:21
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garfield has a job he just works from home he's a social media influencer
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Oct 25, 2020 12:22
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Garfield fucks. I hope that answers your question, OP.
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Oct 25, 2020 12:24
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jon arbuckle is a comicsgater who gets paid fifteen bucks a page to churn out reissues of Spawn, I can feel it
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Oct 25, 2020 12:46
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Jon gets paid $10k a month on Patreon to draw hentai. He spends it all on vet visits, frozen lasagna, and cases of dog cum.
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Oct 25, 2020 13:31
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garfield had a job, he was CFO at a major pharmaceutical company and monday is the weekly anniversary of the day he quit when the the board refused his proposal for the new budget. he lives off dividends from stock options. ive been waiting for this thread because, as luck would have it, i was at that board meeting and managed to grab a pic of his proposal:  and NO jon doesn't have a job ffs, he's on parole for the murder of lyman.
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Plethora posted:Garfield is a self-hating cat and wants to me more like humans which he secretly (shamefully) sees as a "master race" as they are able to not only deliver lasagna, but create it. Unable to fully pass as a human, he adopts human traits and behaviors. One of the first he picked up on was the irrational human disdain for Mondays. Being a cat in a closed household he doesn't understand WHY Mondays are disliked, only that they are, which is why his loud complaints are always vague. Irrational? Hatred of having to return to work after a precious 2 days of freedom is about the only rational thing we all share
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