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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Seams posted:

drives reigns into the hell in a cell

drives reigns into the hell in a cell on the ground in a town where covid has rebound

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Jey take a tip from EVIL and start stomping his balls.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ref: Jay, you've been wrestling a completely standard match for close to 7 minutes now in the biggest match of your entire career with your family's future on the line... would you like to quit?

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
this is so boring and bad but at the same time overly melodramatic

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

I loved their first match. This one isn’t good. don’t know why it had to be in the cell and so one sided again.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I'm gonna whoop the dog poo poo outta you

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Why hasn't there been an I Quit match in 5 years? Oh that's right, because WWE's I Quit matches are loving terrible stop-start affairs that are almost as bad as their Last Man Standing matches.*


* Offer not valid where Umaga involved.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Eat My Fuc posted:

I loved their first match. This one isn’t good. don’t know why it had to be in the cell and so one sided again.

I feel like a big problem with their matches is they obviously can't be presented as equals going blow for blow in the ring, so the match has to be just periods of one of them dominating the other, and that's going to always be like 80/20 Roman.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



acting

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

i always like it when someone who can talk says "I can't breathe". like they don't really understand how voices work.

E: obviously not in certain very important circumstances, but dumb carny poo poo like this.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I'm gonna whoop the dog poo poo outta you

Ahahahaha that was amazingly bad censorship :allears:

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

all wwe feuds can have exactly one good match now, if they can even manage that, but we will get 10 matches per feud anyway

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

I do the whipping around here.

Cool yeah, I'm good

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

also the fake crowd noise is so loving terrible, is this what the weekly TV has been like all this time

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
its an i quit match, with a strap, inside hell in a cell.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

The Big Dog is pooping on him.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Seams posted:

its an i quit match, with a strap, inside hell in a cell.

This is the turducken of wrestling right here.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

jey tries and fails like 5 times to wrap the strap around roman's neck

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

wait since when does passing out in an I quit match not mean a loss?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Intruder posted:

jey tries and fails like 5 times to wrap the strap around roman's neck

Yeah that was funny

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Intruder posted:

wait since when does passing out in an I quit match not mean a loss?

Look its either too the death (which doesn't end the match under these rules) or you say I Quit.

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




The death of your competitor is not a quit.

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

this is so slow

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
BAH GAWD THE MONEY CLIP

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Seams posted:

its an i quit match, with a strap, inside hell in a cell.

at least they aren't filming through the red screen of hell

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

at least they aren't filming through the red screen of hell

in a cell

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




More nap time.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Mage_Boy posted:

The death of your competitor is not a quit.

also hell in a cell can end in a DQ

this makes sense

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
gently caress this is so boring

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

It's funny how WWE takes these MMA holds that take like 8 seconds to put a person unconscious and have them last for like 30 seconds

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Intruder posted:

wait since when does passing out in an I quit match not mean a loss?

Can't make Jey be reflective on the fact that killing your superior is worse than becoming his slave if you don't let him say "I quit" above a beaten Roman.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I've run out of boogers to pick

katatonic
Mar 14, 2007

This is loving boring

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Nap In A Cell

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Abroham Lincoln posted:

also hell in a cell can end in a DQ

this makes sense

do you have to say I Quit in english or will any language do

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




This is both boring and dumb.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

The superliteral "passing out and being literally unconscious doesn't count" thing is the dumbest loving poo poo

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
this loving sucks lol

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Roman just said I Quit

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The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Just say it jey

- totally not bias ref

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