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Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

I think Edge returns tonight

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

retribution remains a gaggle of losers

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

CarlCX posted:

everything about the retribution aesthetic screams "you're not supposed to care about us"

they're just putties of varying size

So, Reddit unironically loves them right?

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
do we love bobby

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
these Retribution guys are doa. no future for this one.

is this one Slap jack or t bar?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lol lashley had already beaten the poo poo out of every retribution member before the rest of hurt business even got to the ring

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



just lol at bobby basically fighting off retribution single handledly

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Retribution are a bunch of loser idiots

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
which one is loser, which one is fuckface, which one is nerd

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Seams posted:

do we love bobby

That episode of Seinfeld where George is trying to find a black friend to prove he's not racist, but it's Donald Trump stumbling around backstage trying to find Bobby and tell him he loves him.

d8uv
Sep 17, 2005

DO NOT EAT
Grimey Drawer
my first time ever seeing retribution

do they always seem like giant worthless chumps?

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
lmao Lashley just beats them all up

just bury them more Vince that will work!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

mustafa has amazing hair though

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Hurt Business is cool and bad rear end. Retribution should never win they were always and will always be losers. I hope they become the most buried faction in history.

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld
So terrible

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I literally feel bad for everyone in Retribution.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Weren't there dozens of these idiots?

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



d8uv posted:

my first time ever seeing retribution

do they always seem like giant worthless chumps?

They're 0-3 so yes

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

WWE has been very consistent with their characterization of Retribution:

d8uv posted:

they always seem like giant worthless chumps?

Exactly.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

The Croc posted:

They're 0-3 so yes

they're 0-3 AND two of those losses are by submission

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Very cool dramatic shot of Ali after one guy kicked his entire stable's rear end, can't wait to see where this goes from here

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

So the storyline was:

The Hurt Business: Retribution are loser idiot dorks and Lashley could easily beat any one of them.
Lashley easily beats any one of them

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

Jerusalem posted:

That episode of Seinfeld where George is trying to find a black friend to prove he's not racist, but it's Donald Trump stumbling around backstage trying to find Bobby and tell him he loves him.

hahaha

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

It would be so much worse if Retribution were taken seriously and allowed to win, like this is good booking when you insist on having an idea this bad and they have to be on tv and can’t just go away.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

Jerusalem posted:

So the storyline was:

The Hurt Business: Retribution are loser idiot dorks and Lashley could easily beat any one of them.
Lashley easily beats any one of them

and then he beat up all of them!

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Hell in a cell inferno match confirmed

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Wow can't believe Undertaker is only 30 years old

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
"the HIAC match will shorten your career"

like isnt the average age of wwe guys 45 or something

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CarlCX posted:

they're 0-3 AND two of those losses are by submission

The other is by DQ when one of their guys was in a submission hold!

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Haha are we gonna get ANOTHER Taker retirement match

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
retributi0-3n

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Full nelson is such an embarrassing looking finishing move to lose to. It's like your big brother is picking on you.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
i had completely forgotten about splinter cell randy

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Blaise330 posted:

Full nelson is such an embarrassing looking finishing move to lose to. It's like your big brother is picking on you.

Remembering Bobby's three sisters and chuckling softly to myself

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



WrasslorMonkey posted:

Remembering Bobby's three sisters and chuckling softly to myself

Please don't remember these things.

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

Retribution is my favorite faction. Bunch of stupid idiots that constantly get beat up for being stupid idiots. Their leader is also a tiny man idiot loser who made them worse.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
I love that this video package has to pretend this match didn't also happen at SummerSlam

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



i went to go get food when they showed the cell lowering and they still haven't loving done entrances???

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Tag in a legend and drop a bomb with Batista

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Remember when Ali revealed himself to be the leader of Retribution and they were treated as a huge threat and they've gotten utterly dominated ever since

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