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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I’m sick of change, no more of it I say

I’ll be damned before I am okay with change!

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gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
No change? That'd be new.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

I saw this sign on my favorite local burger place.

Apparently there's a shortage?

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
IM SICK OF IT

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



I'm sick of pennies.

gently caress pennies.

Vakal
May 11, 2008
in a few years the only accepted currency will be vials of vaccine.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Change your dang shitpants op. :colbert:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

extra row of teeth posted:

I'm sick of pennies.

gently caress pennies.

There's an actual factual penny lobby in congress to keep pennies around

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Yeah, just round to the nearest dollar you dinguses

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA

Who What Now posted:

There's an actual factual penny lobby in congress to keep pennies around
Same with other denominations. It's a small, but non-negligible waste of taxpayer money that just coasts on due to the lobbying and pepper being change-averse (ha).

Little poo poo like this and daylight savings time seem like it would be a smart thing for a politician to take on and get known for making a policy change that the broader population supports, though at this point if a Democrat did so the right wing would immediately seize on it as part of the culture war: "Why does AOC want to take Honest Abe out of circulation? Is it because she's part of the globalist pedophile deep state conspiracy‽‽"

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
No more?!? Change!!!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Cugel the Clever posted:

Same with other denominations. It's a small, but non-negligible waste of taxpayer money that just coasts on due to the lobbying and pepper being change-averse (ha).

Little poo poo like this and daylight savings time seem like it would be a smart thing for a politician to take on and get known for making a policy change that the broader population supports, though at this point if a Democrat did so the right wing would immediately seize on it as part of the culture war: "Why does AOC want to take Honest Abe out of circulation? Is it because she's part of the globalist pedophile deep state conspiracy‽‽"

More like Abraham Stinkin amirite fellas? :smuggo:

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003


extra row of teeth posted:

I'm sick of pennies.

gently caress pennies.

Come to Canada. We got rid of pennies a few years ago!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Metaline posted:

Come to Canada. We got rid of pennies a few years ago!

Lol you can still spend them in the states.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Bogus Adventure posted:

No more?!? Change!!!

No! More change!

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
It would be pretty sweet if the laundromat across the street used a card system instead of quarters.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Got a whole jar full of pennies I've been trying to get rid of.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
No more Pomegranites!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

super sweet best pal posted:

Got a whole jar full of pennies I've been trying to get rid of.

Have they been assed already or will I need to rear end them myself?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPPSu0vaNWA

Cum AllYeFaithful
Oct 21, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTUsFm0BAu8

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

TheAardvark posted:

Have they been assed already or will I need to rear end them myself?

Oh god no not a Stinky Lincoln. :boehner:

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon
I COULD BE HAVING BRUNCH RIGHT NOWW

SomedoodIV
Feb 28, 2013

What's with dimes? Why the gently caress do they have to be so small, when they're worth more than a penny AND a nickel?? Like what the gently caress, what's their issue!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

No! More change!

No!!! More?!? ...change?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Garfield changed and removed Lyman. Proof change is bad and will cause suffering, death, and perpetual lack of nut from previously nut rich sources like Garfield's furry sack which is now barren and shriveled like walnuts due to a testicular infection Jon ignored due to negligence on his part.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I'm changing I'm metamorphosizing into something different and scary my body parts are dissolving and falling off and being replaced with other body parts that I don't recognize and they certainly don't belong to me I will tell you right now I never had talons and I never had no drat wheels where my feet were and I'm getting real concerned with all these changes my man I'm not prepared for this I don't even have my driver's license and now I have wheels

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Take a penny leave a penny for the soul.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Fortune for a quarter? I love quarters.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Garfield changed and removed Lyman. Proof change is bad and will cause suffering, death, and perpetual lack of nut from previously nut rich sources like Garfield's furry sack which is now barren and shriveled like walnuts due to a testicular infection Jon ignored due to negligence on his part.

The names confused me and I thought it was a plot synopsis for the west wing at first glance

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Also, change? Not for my family!

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Who What Now posted:

There's an actual factual penny lobby in congress to keep pennies around

Modern pennies are like 99% Zinc with a thin copper shell.
Guess who is the biggest lobby for the existence of the Penny?
If you said " The Zinc Mining Industry" you guessed right! Zinc for pennies accounts for.....I dont remember now but it is like a majority of what current production is used for.


super sweet best pal posted:

Got a whole jar full of pennies I've been trying to get rid of.

How do you know it's just pennies?
Also, your bank should have a coin counter machine you can use.

astral
Apr 26, 2004

Credit unions are a good place to find coin counting machines, too: a lot of them have special Coinstar machines that don't take a fee if you're a member of the credit union. Add coins, get voucher, deposit or cash it out at teller.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
A penny for your THOTs

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Que No Haya Novedad: Let No New Thing Arise

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

YeahTubaMike posted:

It would be pretty sweet if the laundromat across the street used a card system instead of quarters.

Think bigger. My laundromat uses an app and blu tooth connections to the machines.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Sounds like some of you fellas lack some common cents :smuggo:

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Dear Watson posted:

Think bigger. My laundromat uses an app and blu tooth connections to the machines.

I don’t like this, what if hackers mess up me undies?

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

N. Senada posted:

I don’t like this, what if hackers mess up me undies?

Your undies are already delivering a malformed packet

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Garfield changed and removed Lyman. Proof change is bad and will cause suffering, death, and perpetual lack of nut from previously nut rich sources like Garfield's furry sack which is now barren and shriveled like walnuts due to a testicular infection Jon ignored due to negligence on his part.

This is the first Garfield and your story checks out.



Wait, is Garfield just a metaphor for Jon's penis?

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