Andrew posted:

It should show all the cars driving, then the winning car comes and jumps
off a ramp that was off the road. The car jumps over all the other cars
and drives at top speed then stops and people cheer yahhhhh!!!

Daniel Amacher posted:

There should be a Megazoomblade. It would be a dagger and thruster on
your bike. When you beat a race you could get it for the bike to use it. You
just accelerates till you hit a ramp then your thruster ignites and you fly
on while your blade swings around protecting you.

quote:

Bongo Kong wears shades and a black hat. He is always doing poetry
and playing the bongo drum. He can throw his hat and kill the Kremlins.
He is shaped like Donkey Kong. He can also throw his bongo drum and
get it back. He can jump very far.

FactsAreUseless posted:

How about a new Donkey Kong character?

quote:

Sent in by Pikachu 3:16

There should be blood and gore. I'd also change the way the levels
are made, making infinite levels. I'd also make it so you could
replay Gruntilda's quiz show/the final fight/the first endings. I
would also put in gory B-K Kill moves (for example, Banjo could
take a sword and shove it in Gruntilda's head!!!)

quote:

Nova's Fury has the power to make you catch on fire and if you do not use
a healing method like an Antler, within two turns of play you will explode.
You would need to get a special item from earlier in the game like a melon
or something to cause serious damage to the boss. He would use a
repetitive Fury attack that would randomly attack all or just one of
the characters. He would have about 10,000 HP and about 5,000 AP. He
could also use a warp spell to bring enemies that you have previously
beaten into the battle to help him. You would receive about 100,000 EXP.
and 50,000 G. Also included for beating him you receive a new character.

quote:

The Turdburgaler is the end boss for Boogerman. He can lob globs of stuff
at frightening speeds in random patterns. His favorite thing to do is to
take 2 of his turds one in each hand and make them into a ball and light it
on fire. Then he throws it at you and it blows up like a bomb. He can also
burn you with his hershey squirts juice. His only weakness is he likes to
stop and sniff boogermans farts every once and a while, and he stops to
shake the pain off after he hershey squirts you.

Kongming posted:

Kongming posted:

Jon posted:

They should make Ash a policeman who uses Pokemon to fight crime.

Charizard posted:

At the very beginning you should be able to access your PC and be able
to withdraw a knife and 3 potions.

Amanda Roope posted:

There should be an option to combine your Pokemon. That is if you
took in two Pokemon you could combine them into one Pokemon.
Articuno and Mewtwo would give you a Mewticuno. Pikachu and
Jigglypuff would be a Pikapuff. There would be other combinations too.

Kongming posted:

quote:

After beating Bowser, Mario walks into a big, red door. He finds the
princess chained there, along with Toad, and he frees her. Suddenly,
Bowser attacks again with all of his kids. "Here we go!" Mario shouts,
and he bops off some of the kids. "Yeah! Beat you! Got it?" Princess
Toadstool asks one of the kids she defeated. "I'm the best!" Toad
shouted, kicking an enemy. Suddenly there was another shout. "I'm a
Luigi, number one!" Luigi dropped from the ceiling and bopped Bowser
on the head. He and Mario engaged in a battle with Bowser, and they
knocked him into the fiery lava. "WAHA!" the group shouted, running
out of the exploding castle. "Congratulations!" Mario shouts, giving
you a thumbs up.

Billy Toledo posted:

After you picture Mew, you should meet up with Prof. Oak and he will say
that you have been inducted into the Hall of Fame. When you get there you
meet Ash who has been inducted also because he has caught 150 Pokemon
and fulfilled his dream of becoming a Pokemon Master. He starts bragging
and then you interrupt him saying "You are not a Pokemon Master yet;
there is still one more for you to catch." You show him the picture of Mew
that you showed Prof. Oak. Ash says, "What is that?" You say, "It is the
rarest of all Pokemon, Mew. Good luck catching him, Ash, you'll need it.
It was hard enough just taking a picture of it!"

trying to jack off posted:

gameplay changes to banjo kazooie

symbolic posted:

some suggested changes to Pokemon

Charlie Gaidica posted:

Tommy Man will be dressed in all Tommy Hilfiger clothing and his skin
will be red and blue. He will be the last racer in the game and will only
be able to be raced after a person gets the ice racer. For beating him you
will get to play as him, just like beating the other two specials, and you
will get new moves like a misty flip. He will also present to you a new
board that is like the feather board in snowboard kids and will help you
do bigger combos on everything. Although it will not be too good for
racing, you will have beaten the game already.

quote:

Sent in by Matt Flentje

Riptor is a raptor-like creature that is kind of like link's sidekick. He appears
in the beginning of the game in one of the houses in Kokori. When you go in to
the house and talk to him he follows you anywhere except in the temple of
time. He has a bow and arrows, a sword, four magic bottles, and can use
magic. Riptor can control the elements but he gets tired after a while.
Riptor's attacks are: tail whip, claw swipes, magic attacks, and can use his
weapons. But Riptor is also very clumsy and gets in trouble. Ganondorf
wants the raptor so he can use his magic. Along the way Riptor gets
mesmerized by Ganondorf and attacks link. After that Riptor becomes
Link's pal again. Link can also get information from Riptor. Riptor looks
like a raptor, had brown scales and sharp claws on the end of is three
fingers and toes.

quote:

Sent in by Luke

Harold would be this very small, annoying, bald-headed man
that Link meets who basically serves no purpose to the finishing of
the game. He would collect stamps from the Hylian Post Office.
He would be thirty-seven and live in his parents basement.
Harold would never get laid.

Fungah! posted:

honestly lmao at this whole page: http://www.world-of-nintendo.com/fun/create_a_character/nintendo_64/legend_of_zelda_o_of_tine.shtml

quote:

Sent in by Andrew Luebke

Bill is an X-Navy seal who joined up with link as a kid. He dresses Like Link. He is the best knife fighter in thee world He loves to climb and can climb on anything. He is crack pot genius and a computer whizz. He wheres a watch that sends out lasers that explode the thing that's in the laser. He has a ability to get Comanches appaches and jet fighters once you fix his CB. He can talk to animals. He is a year younger than link. He drives a 68' Cevy Chevelle. Maroon Black interior.

Justin posted:

Sent in by Justin

There would be a question mark at the end of the game when it says
THE END. It would say THE END?

Fungah! posted:

Saurian posted:

The Plasma Raptor is a velociraptor that can shoot powerful blasts of
plasma energy from his hands. He can teleport by appearing to explode,
and he can fly.

Smithy posted:

If you destroy Psychotic Jester, he screams
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and explodes
into a BLITHERING mess. Then, King Dedede comes along and says, "Kirby....
you did it!!! You have saved us all." Then, Dedede and the Dream Landers
become friends and it says "THE END. CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!"

FactsAreUseless posted:

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, ending concept

Joel Green Joel posted:

If you complete "The Final Battle" The Last Syrup Pirate Goom thing,
will come out with all the treasure and Wario will do that surprised
thing. Then Wario will bodyslam at him and take the treasure then the
credits roll as he goes back to his castle. If you complete, "Kick 'em
out", all the syrup guys come out of the robot. Then Wario takes the
treasure and throws the Syrup gang all the way to Mario Land. "Try
being a crook at Mario Land!" says Wario. Then the credits roll as he
goes back to bed.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, ending concept

symbolic posted:

raptors seem to be a common theme, going off this pitch for a new Smash Bros character

quote:

Sent in by Stacy Byers

Fire Master 10,000 - Shoots out dangerous, toxic fireballs that kill
ANY enemy (including even the most challenging bosses) with 1 blast.

Alien-Rat Repellent- Kills the alien (boss from the Space Zone) and the
rat (boss from the Marco Zone) with 1 spray.

Shock O Mattik 20,000- Puts ANY enemy (including EVERY boss in the
game) through electric shock for the whole level or fight.

Giant Master XL- Makes Mario turn into a giant for the WHOLE game (even
after Game Overs) giving him the ability to crush ANY enemy (including
all bosses) with 1 stomp.

quote:

Sent in by Mark Woods

The Double-Bladed lightsaber is a special weapon which name is
self-explanatory. It can only be obtained by defeating Darth Vader
without using any Force powers and without getting hit by Darth. The
Attacking methods are different than the standard saber. It issues
two separate attacks with the standard attack (Y button). The attack
is like this: Side-ways slice (Like normal attack with normal Saber)
followed up by an upper slice which would be primarily directed towards
the groin area. With the power attack (Up and Y) it will issue three
attacks: 1) An up to down slice. 2) A side-ways slice. 3) A down to up
groin slice. The Blocking feature is posted diagnally and it can block
the snow creature's freeze attacks. To make use of the Double-Bladed
saber hit the A-Button twice an the weapon will come up. If you want
to use it during the other levels type in the password KGODAA and you
will be transported to the first level with the Special Saber. Here is
the diagram of the Double-Bladed Saber: (:::::::::::::::][[XXXXXXXX]][::::::::::::::)

"David Martin JR."[/quote posted:

The throw should be easier, because I can never get it to work.

Fungah! posted:

honestly lmao at this whole page: http://www.world-of-nintendo.com/fun/create_a_character/nintendo_64/legend_of_zelda_o_of_tine.shtml

trying to jack off posted:

super empire strikes back

trying to jack off posted:

kids love designing instant win weapons but i love this for mario the 6 golden coins because i bet stacy still thinks about how they actually designed giant mario as a kid

FactsAreUseless posted:

Mortal Kombat 3, game changes

The throw should be easier, because I can never get it to work.

trying to jack off posted:

that is 100% in training posting that immediately after the izi

quote:

One more alias to the Mother Brain. Daystom is a simple messenger boy
for Mother Brain. Mother Brain sent Ridley to steal the young Metroid
from the space colony when daystrom was coming back from from one
of the other planets that Mother Brain just happens to own. On the way
back, Daystrom saw a near by space colony explode and a strange
spacecraft that resembled Samas' craft dart away from the colony.
He also happened to see Ridley fly right by his own space ship, just about
to hit him, but Ridley made his way by and was heading for the planet
Zebes. Daystrom started to set course to follow but noticed that the
other craft that looked that Samas' was heading off in the same direction
also. When Daystrom finally reached Zebes he saw her ship on the radar
and needed to land in a different place, hopefully not to be seen by that
bounty hunter. He cautiously waited out the hunter's journey inside
planet Zebes, frequently spotting her on the surface and wondering what
she was doing and if she was going to find the Mother Brain. Around three
hours past and he got a distress signal from the planet, it was about to
explode. Fearing for the worst for Mother Brain, Daystrom made his way
out of his ship picking up his weapons and armor going to the long lost
entrance to the lair of the Brain. On the way down (you know the place
in the original Metroid were you had to escape by jumping on those
purple platforms while the time was running down) he actually saw Samas
Aran coming out of the left side of the ground level. The time was
running short. Samas behind her helmet was in amazement to see
someone just standing there when the planet was about to explode.

"Samas you have gone to far, time to stop your bounty hunts and join
Mother Brain in hell." Daysrtom said. "I have no more for you," Samas
said while she started making haste up the platforms,"we better leave
or we are going to go up in smoke!" Daysrtom pulled out his two hand gun
that were specially made in so that they were able to shoot maser's. A
higher frequency and higher energy than laser. Samas saw this and
shot Daystrom with her freeze beam. Daystrom without be able to dodge
out of the way quick enough was stuck in the icey coldness of death.
Samas didn't have second thought and leaped up the platforms, leaving
Daystrom behind because she thought that he was not going to stop trying
to kill Samas for what he did to Mother Brain. Daystrom sitting there
motionless hearing the haunting echo of the countdown. The way he was
shot he was able to look up and see Samas disappear behind the door.
The echo seemed to get louder and louder from the countdown reached
ten seconds, then nine, then eight seconds until he was finally able to move
after two seconds were left and all he could do was scream "Samas!!!!" after
the final second was said and the explosion to end the game was over.

Here is Daystrom's spec's:
*He is a servant to the Mother Brain. A messenger boy practically that is
so often sent off to contact the other planets that are in trade with
Mother Brain.
*He wears a long black trench coat that is his armor.
*He has hair that is gray, but he is around 25 years old. He also has his hair
in two spike's in the front and long hair that goes down to the middle of his back.
*He is the average size of a normal human male.
*He has his two favorite weapons which are his two maser pistal. (Not laser
but maser. Maser are just like lasers except more powerful.)
*He was found by Kraid when Kraid off killing a bunch of people on another
planet. So Kraid Decided to take him to Mother Brain for some odd reason.
You know those reptiles!

quote:

Super Mario Bros. 2 alternate ending



"Sent in" by Jesse Smith

If you go through the whole game with out playing as Luigi, after you kill
Wart, you will see Luigi. He won't be very happy. He says "Because you
didn't let me help you in your adventure to destroy Wart, later when
you need my help, I won't be there to help you. You are on your own
from now on." Then you view the credits. After the credits, you wake up
screaming like you had a nightmare. You go to Luigi's bed room to see
if he is there. He is gone and you never see him again.

quote:

Sent in by Fart Cheeks!

OK! So I made a bet to my friends that I could make it to the safe
point with the monkey in Turok 2! Someone died and I became the
monkey, and right as I did my friend lade a huge one! This fart reaked!
Ohhh grose! I died and as a punishment my friend ate more Pizza and
farted in my face!! Stinky!

quote:

Sent in by Kyle Mauhl

A lot of people have been embarrassed by little kids half their age.
For me, it's quite the opposite. When I was 7, my dad's girlfriend's son,
14 years of age and I were playing TMNT 2: The Arcade Game. We made
it to the last level with no continues left and neither I nor he had ever
beaten it before. Then we made it to Shredder, the final boss, while I
was kicking the due-dah out of Shredder, my partner just stayed away
and did nothing! He said it was because he was low on health, even
though I was down to my last life and he had 2 left. Anyway, I beat
on Shredder by myself for a couple of minutes, and I knew the end
was near for him! Then, it happened. He used his cheap move where he
kills you in 1 hit by turning you into a little turtle on me, killing me
and putting me out of the game for good. Then, that punk teenager
decided to actually do something since I couldn't do the work anymore.
He got 1 hit on Shredder, knocking off his helmet and disabling his one
hit kill move. It was a piece of cake for him the rest of the way and he
beat the game! Even though I did all the work and I was dead, I was a
good sport and gave him a high-five and yelled "We did it!" He just stood
there and looked at me and said,"We? What do you mean 'we'? You got
killed and I did all the work. I beat it by myself!" I couldn't believe he
could say that after I had carried him through the whole game and he
beats it when I'm dead. This was not like him. He was usually a good
partner in games like Contra and Double Dragon 2, but his ego got the
best of him. To make matters worse, he bragged during the ending credits,
he called his girlfriend and bragged to her, he bragged to me, all his
friends, and to his and my family for a week. I knew deep down inside
that it was me that beat it, he knew it, too, but he would never admit
to it. To this day I haven't forgiven him, even though that was 8 years ago.

American McGay posted:

quote:

Sent in by Brian

If you could do kicks and firespins double punches it would be interesting
to have lasers and some more shields.

quote:

Sent in by Timothy Phipps

When Link pulls out the master sword and grows up, he should come out
of the Temple of light with his Kokiri tunic all tight, because it's his
clothing from when he was little, and he can only walk slowly. Link has
to get more Kokiri clothes from the Kokiri forest.