IN. MY. GRAVE.

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > IN. MY. GRAVE.

StrangersInTheNight: Dec 31, 2007; ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

StrangersInTheNight posted:

i will stop saying 'ban burt' when i'm dead in my grave. then my gravestone will just have a picture of a skeleton flipping two birds and BAN BURT.

if 'just put burt on ignore' is supposedly the solution to him, it should be the same solution for me. but it's clear that saying ban a guy is a greater sin on these forums than blackholing a gofundme thread for a DV victim so gently caress this poo poo, just go ahead and ban me you goddamn hypocrites.

i've come here every day for like 15 years, i can't believe this was the stupid poo poo that finally made me quit, but it is. goddamn, this poo poo isn't worth the 10% off royal mile coffee.

"jeffrey has spoken" sure sounds a lot like "lowtax has spoken" so go ahead and ban me

the amount I care about whether or not you think my giving a poo poo is the appropriate amount of giving a poo poo? is loving zero.

you're not making judgements about fairness, you just want everyone to quiet down

if i can't at least talk about what bullshit it is that burt is not banned, but burt can keep posting whenever, then there's no point being here so DO IT YOU HYPOCRITES.

# ? Oct 26, 2020 17:23

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:36

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

I got sucked off by the Zodiac

# ? Oct 26, 2020 17:25

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

StrangersInTheNight posted:

"jeffrey has spoken" sure sounds a lot like "lowtax has spoken" so go ahead and ban me

the amount I care about whether or not you think my giving a poo poo is the appropriate amount of giving a poo poo? is loving zero.

you're not making judgements about fairness, you just want everyone to quiet down

if i can't at least talk about what bullshit it is that burt is not banned, but burt can keep posting whenever, then there's no point being here so DO IT YOU HYPOCRITES.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Oct 26, 2020 17:27

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

# ? Oct 26, 2020 17:36

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

have you considered just driving to his house and having it out with him, op?

# ? Oct 26, 2020 17:40

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

You're really stupid haha idiot

# ? Oct 26, 2020 17:43

Schweinhund: Oct 23, 2004

StrangersInTheNight posted:

"jeffrey has spoken" sure sounds a lot like "lowtax has spoken" so go ahead and ban me

the amount I care about whether or not you think my giving a poo poo is the appropriate amount of giving a poo poo? is loving zero.

you're not making judgements about fairness, you just want everyone to quiet down

if i can't at least talk about what bullshit it is that burt is not banned, but burt can keep posting whenever, then there's no point being here so DO IT YOU HYPOCRITES.

stop being a stupid crybaby

# ? Oct 26, 2020 17:48

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Burt has a cool boat and if you don't like that you are just so stupid you loving stupid idiots

# ? Oct 26, 2020 17:49

zer0spunk: Nov 6, 2000; devil never even lived

Sid Vicious posted:

Burt has a cool boat and if you don't like that you are just so stupid you loving stupid idiots

I hear the boat fits all the way up his rear end

# ? Oct 26, 2020 17:51

The Kins: Oct 2, 2004

Sorry that your attempts to self-immolate keep getting sprayed with extinguisher foam, OP. Have you considered actively mocking the fat idiot in question until they either go away or flame out?

# ? Oct 26, 2020 17:54

damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Burt is a dumb fat bitch and so is his ugly wife.

On the other hand, maybe you should relax a little op

# ? Oct 26, 2020 18:00

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

StrangersInTheNight posted:

"jeffrey has spoken" sure sounds a lot like "lowtax has spoken" so go ahead and ban me

the amount I care about whether or not you think my giving a poo poo is the appropriate amount of giving a poo poo? is loving zero.

you're not making judgements about fairness, you just want everyone to quiet down

if i can't at least talk about what bullshit it is that burt is not banned, but burt can keep posting whenever, then there's no point being here so DO IT YOU HYPOCRITES.

Do you need a bottle with your blanky or what?

# ? Oct 26, 2020 18:05

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

Frank Frank posted:

Pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

# ? Oct 26, 2020 18:12

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

StrangersInTheNight posted:

"jeffrey has spoken" sure sounds a lot like "lowtax has spoken" so go ahead and ban me

the amount I care about whether or not you think my giving a poo poo is the appropriate amount of giving a poo poo? is loving zero.

you're not making judgements about fairness, you just want everyone to quiet down

if i can't at least talk about what bullshit it is that burt is not banned, but burt can keep posting whenever, then there's no point being here so DO IT YOU HYPOCRITES.

dude in addition to everything you're complaining about i'm one of the cats that burt made into a GBS POSTING ENEMY from nowhere because he is a loving terminally online dicklicker and even i think you're obsessed

just loving tell burt he's a terminally online scumbag failure whenever he posts

Coolguye fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Oct 26, 2020

# ? Oct 26, 2020 18:14

zaepg: Dec 25, 2008; by sebmojo

Echo chambers are dangerous for your health.

# ? Oct 26, 2020 18:16

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

I am somewhat surprised OP did not make this thread in QCS

# ? Oct 26, 2020 18:21

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

It's cool that we can just openly call people names and it's totally fine after ownership changed from a gaslighting abuser it's really good, there's flaming and then there's being a lame loser who just calls people fat fucks, if you're gonna post on the comedy site and be angry maybe try and be funny as well like that Burr fella

# ? Oct 26, 2020 18:46

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

I'm gay.

# ? Oct 26, 2020 18:49

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

No but for real ban burt

# ? Oct 26, 2020 18:51

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

poverty goat posted:

I'm gay.

# ? Oct 26, 2020 18:53

phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

poverty goat posted:

I'm gay.

Doctor just called. Seems I am too. Is this a trend? :ohdear:

# ? Oct 26, 2020 18:53

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Guys I don't think bitching more after the new owner said it's not happening is going to do anything except make you look as retarded as I am

# ? Oct 26, 2020 18:55

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Coolguye posted:

just loving tell burt he's a terminally online scumbag failure whenever he posts

# ? Oct 26, 2020 19:05

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
IM STILL POSTING IN MY GRAVE

# ? Oct 26, 2020 19:07

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
IM STILL POSTING IN MY GRAVE

lmao

# ? Oct 26, 2020 19:12

zer0spunk: Nov 6, 2000; devil never even lived

Sid Vicious posted:

as retarded as I am

Nothing to add, just agreeing with this

# ? Oct 26, 2020 19:16

Tiny Bug Child: Sep 11, 2004; Avoid Symmetry, Allow Complexity, Introduce Terror

can someone clue me in on who that guy is and why some people don't like him

# ? Oct 26, 2020 19:17

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

Have you thought about creating a sock puppet account to boost your message here on the Somethingawful.com comedy forums?

# ? Oct 26, 2020 19:20

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

zer0spunk posted:

Nothing to add, just agreeing with this

You're actually not allowed to say that only I am about myself

# ? Oct 26, 2020 19:21

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

oh you were agreeing with Me I don't mind then

# ? Oct 26, 2020 19:21

sure okay: Apr 7, 2006

This is professional tier hypocracy lmao. You should literally be getting paid for performing at this level of sheer delusional cognitive dissonance lol.

lol

# ? Oct 26, 2020 19:24

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Tiny Bug Child posted:

can someone clue me in on who that guy is and why some people don't like him

old gbs mod. i want him dead because i lust for modblood, personally.

# ? Oct 26, 2020 19:28

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Beyond the shadow of a doubt again

Better look alive than disappear my friend

Now you're just one of a billion

Not worth the hassle but you can still pretend

# ? Oct 26, 2020 19:36

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

i don't really give a poo poo about the op so i hope he does die so i can piss on his grave (after 70 more years of bliss and a good life of course i want him to have it all so his ghost sees me pissing on his grave and can't do poo poo about it)

# ? Oct 26, 2020 20:00

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Get away from me bro, I 'aint your slave

You can't catch a man with one foot in the grave

# ? Oct 26, 2020 20:06

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Tiny Bug Child posted:

can someone clue me in on who that guy is and why some people don't like him

He's an old GBS mod that banned and probated folks that sided with the ladies Lowtax abused when the rest of us just laughed at them. So he's a bad guy and needs to go now.

# ? Oct 26, 2020 20:24