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God Hole
Mar 2, 2016

for the self-obsessed pedo creep who apparently wrote 'the professional' as a thinly veiled allegory for his own inappropriate relationships with young girls, i'm now squinting very hard at the movie about someone named luc-y who attains godhood and then bestows enlightenment/sentience to the human race

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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/tombomp/status/1320430192817508352?s=19

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Will always find it very funny that the dominos pizza guy has been known as a huge booster for fundie politics for literal decades now but people act like the notion of unwoke chain food branding began and ended with chick-fil-a

Organic Lube User
Apr 15, 2005

If it has a drive thru, you are almost certainly helping global fascism by eating there.

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!

Some Guy TT posted:

Will always find it very funny that the dominos pizza guy has been known as a huge booster for fundie politics for literal decades now but people act like the notion of unwoke chain food branding began and ended with chick-fil-a

I thought that was the Papa Johns guy. Wait, are all the pizza people fascist?!

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
the catholic pizza man doesn't run dominos anymore, now it's owned by Bain Capital.

Bootleg Trunks
Jun 12, 2020


The best part of the later books is how much lewis hates the older sister because she was more interested in socializing and dating than make believe and there was not allowed in heaven.

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008
The books didn't interest me as a kid so I've never known anything about that series beyond that there's a Lion and I guess it's meant to be a Christian allegory.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





I dunno. My mom loves the books and she has always been a socialist. She hasn't been all that religious either (I'm not baptized and neither is my siblings).

I generally think you should be really loving careful about saying that fiction dictates behavior.

Alhazred has issued a correction as of 11:39 on Oct 26, 2020

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

uber_stoat posted:

the catholic pizza man doesn't run dominos anymore, now it's owned by Bain Capital.

republicans_vs_democrats.txt

Organic Lube User
Apr 15, 2005

The Screwtape Letters are fun if you read them more as "I, Screwtape."

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Zvahl posted:

republicans_vs_democrats.txt

The bourgeoisie, wherever it has got the upper hand, has put an end to all feudal, patriarchal, idyllic relations. It has pitilessly torn asunder the motley feudal ties that bound man to his “natural superiors”, and has left remaining no other nexus between man and man than naked self-interest, than callous “cash payment”. It has drowned the most heavenly ecstasies of religious fervour, of chivalrous enthusiasm, of philistine sentimentalism, in the icy water of egotistical calculation. It has resolved personal worth into exchange value, and in place of the numberless indefeasible chartered freedoms, has set up that single, unconscionable freedom — Free Trade. In one word, for exploitation, veiled by religious and political illusions, it has substituted naked, shameless, direct, brutal exploitation.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Bootleg Trunks posted:

The best part of the later books is how much lewis hates the older sister because she was more interested in socializing and dating than make believe and there was not allowed in heaven.

I know there used to be a mediocre Movie series that was stopped when Netflix got the rights.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

i liked miley's cover of head like a hole

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

I thought the movie series stopped because nobody liked it and it wasn't making enough money

Why did netflix buy the rights are they going to try and make a new one

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Some Guy TT posted:

Why did netflix buy the rights
Cocaine.

Some Guy TT posted:

are they going to try and make a new one
Sweet loving Christ I goddamn hope not.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/Jezebel/status/1320567332679356416?s=19

Aglet56
Sep 1, 2011

Organic Lube User posted:

If it has a drive thru, you are almost certainly helping global fascism by eating there.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jennifer Lawrence turned 18 in August 2008 and is from Kentucky, so it's very possible that the first vote she ever cast was for Mitch McConnell.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/BLACKMESSlAH/status/1320792311358476293?s=20

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

vyelkin posted:

Jennifer Lawrence turned 18 in August 2008 and is from Kentucky, so it's very possible that the first vote she ever cast was for Mitch McConnell.

Ooh
Ahh
Against! The! Wall!

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007


lol

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!

Some Guy TT posted:

I thought the movie series stopped because nobody liked it and it wasn't making enough money

There was also the issue that they had run out of books in the series where the Christianity Metaphor could be easily smoothed into inoffensive non-denominational feel-goods.

The remaining books were:
Why Islam is totally lame
Aslan turns to the reader/screen and says "Yes I am literally Jesus" while saying Atheism is of the devil.
A retelling of Genesis where Nuclear Weapons are original sin invented by Satan.
How Muslims saying they worship the Abrahamic God is a dirty lie invented by Satan, but the good ones can still get to heaven by accidentally loving Jesus, Narnia is destroyed by invading Muslims, and the Apocalypse happens and Aslan sends a bunch of cute talking animals to hell. This is also the one where Susan isn't in heaven because the rest die in a train crash on their way to help Narnia but she stayed home and so is still alive on Earth. I think Lewis was going more for "She cared too much about materialism and so stopped believing." Instead of "She was a filthy Whore!" but I can totally see how that reading is plausible considering the rest of the book.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









galagazombie posted:

There was also the issue that they had run out of books in the series where the Christianity Metaphor could be easily smoothed into inoffensive non-denominational feel-goods.

The remaining books were:
Why Islam is totally lame
Aslan turns to the reader/screen and says "Yes I am literally Jesus" while saying Atheism is of the devil.
A retelling of Genesis where Nuclear Weapons are original sin invented by Satan.
How Muslims saying they worship the Abrahamic God is a dirty lie invented by Satan, but the good ones can still get to heaven by accidentally loving Jesus, Narnia is destroyed by invading Muslims, and the Apocalypse happens and Aslan sends a bunch of cute talking animals to hell. This is also the one where Susan isn't in heaven because the rest die in a train crash on their way to help Narnia but she stayed home and so is still alive on Earth. I think Lewis was going more for "She cared too much about materialism and so stopped believing." Instead of "She was a filthy Whore!" but I can totally see how that reading is plausible considering the rest of the book.

that's worryingly accurate but you missed out the silver chair which has the excellent and edifying message that depression sucks and you should maybe leave your room sometimes

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

galagazombie posted:

There was also the issue that they had run out of books in the series where the Christianity Metaphor could be easily smoothed into inoffensive non-denominational feel-goods.

The remaining books were:
Why Islam is totally lame
Aslan turns to the reader/screen and says "Yes I am literally Jesus" while saying Atheism is of the devil.
A retelling of Genesis where Nuclear Weapons are original sin invented by Satan.
How Muslims saying they worship the Abrahamic God is a dirty lie invented by Satan, but the good ones can still get to heaven by accidentally loving Jesus, Narnia is destroyed by invading Muslims, and the Apocalypse happens and Aslan sends a bunch of cute talking animals to hell. This is also the one where Susan isn't in heaven because the rest die in a train crash on their way to help Narnia but she stayed home and so is still alive on Earth. I think Lewis was going more for "She cared too much about materialism and so stopped believing." Instead of "She was a filthy Whore!" but I can totally see how that reading is plausible considering the rest of the book.

Most of those sound pretty bad but isn’t the bolded one kinda like Episode 8 of Twin Peaks: The Return aka Televison’s Apex?

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!

sebmojo posted:

that's worryingly accurate but you missed out the silver chair which has the excellent and edifying message that depression sucks and you should maybe leave your room sometimes

Aslan turns to the reader/screen and says "Yes I am literally Jesus" while saying Atheism is of the devil Is the Silver Chair.

Narnia is actually kind of a sad case because the books are actually extremely well written and extremely enjoyable. There are segments like when they travel through Charn (a dead world where all life was wiped out by NukesThe Deplorable Word) that are simply breathtaking. Why C.S. Lewis, why did you use your talents for evil?

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

galagazombie posted:

Aslan turns to the reader/screen and says "Yes I am literally Jesus" while saying Atheism is of the devil Is the Silver Chair.

Narnia is actually kind of a sad case because the books are actually extremely well written and extremely enjoyable. There are segments like when they travel through Charn (a dead world where all life was wiped out by NukesThe Deplorable Word) that are simply breathtaking. Why C.S. Lewis, why did you use your talents for evil?

C.S. Lewis had the same type of brain poisoning that Piers Anthony has.

Their fetish controls their life and their creativity.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I've heard that The Voyage of the Dawn Treader is the best thing to have read to you when you're tripping a little too hard because it's weird and crazy but also gentle

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
CS Lewis got so into Jesus it weirded out the already very catholic Tolkein iirc

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 252 days!

Ghost Leviathan posted:

CS Lewis got so into Jesus it weirded out the already very catholic Tolkein iirc

also his relentless smashing of the 'allegory' button as hard as he could

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

vyelkin posted:

Jennifer Lawrence turned 18 in August 2008 and is from Kentucky, so it's very possible that the first vote she ever cast was for Mitch McConnell.

I like how the article suggests that lawrence's bootstrap story of paying her own way to New York was probably bullshit but can't be bothered to research lawrence's actual background and is just kind of vaguely speculative about this skepticism

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I've heard that The Voyage of the Dawn Treader is the best thing to have read to you when you're tripping a little too hard because it's weird and crazy but also gentle

It's basically just them visiting different weird Islands until the boy gets turned into a dragon. He gets cured by Aslan and then the book just stops.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




galagazombie posted:

[i]Aslan turns to the reader/screen and says "Yes I am literally Jesus"

He did that In the previous movies though.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

I also found it funny how the jezebel piece cites american hustle as evidence of lawrence's secret chuddery when winters bone the movie that made her a big name is quite literally rural white poverty the movie

Dollars to donuts her family still loves trump and lawrence herself is only declaiming him for social reasons

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/open_sketchbook/status/1320628203585740800
https://twitter.com/open_sketchbook/status/1320630513766408193

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Homer never graduated high school

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Click to die instantly

https://twitter.com/jackallisonLOL/status/1321078118275182593?s=19

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

I dont know who this is, and tbh not really thinking i want to know

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

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mandatory lesbian posted:

I dont know who this is, and tbh not really thinking i want to know

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