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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


You dawg, that is one fat cock

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

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ELLAMENNO-P


I've never clicked on a thread faster in my entire life

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
that's a feather legged brahma and they get huge!

like a three year old with a razor sharp beak and an appetite for fox blood.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Waterbed Wendy posted:

that's a feather legged brahma and they get huge!

like a three year old with a razor sharp beak and an appetite for fox blood.

so exactly like a three year old

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

DAD JOKES DAD JOKES DAD JOKES

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
you tricked me, op!!!!!! :sissies:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


mind the walrus posted:

DAD JOKES DAD JOKES DAD JOKES

lol im a dad sooo it comes with the territory !

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
I thought i was going to see a big nude man's linus

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I thought someone was taking a bold step from chest and butt threads


Voted 1

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Thread delivered

Voted 4.5

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Came expecting a cock, impressed by how fat it is.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Snowy posted:

I thought someone was taking a bold step from chest and butt threads


Voted 1

I made the butt thread lol

S-Land
Oct 27, 2020
So disappointed!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
No pigballs bbut admittedly the cock is indeed large.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

That cock is not doing any loving!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

935 posted:

I've never clicked on a thread faster in my entire life

Phony Horse
Oct 22, 2020

Quality cock content.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Woah....

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
OP you plum done gone and got me again

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

sid you moron. you oaf. you utter buffoon. gently caress you!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
chickens shouldn't wear pants, no matter their size

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012


It stands in your doorway every morning and says Wake up bitch

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


sweet thursday posted:

It stands in your doorway every morning and says Wake up bitch

it's my wife

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
You usually don't see big white cocks

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



See, now I was expecting a large chicken at this point. It would have been more surprising if you just posted a big ol penis.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Who What Now posted:

You usually don't see big white cocks

Maybe you don’t :smug:

The Walrus Cancer
Sep 14, 2018

If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.
I can only wish I were as handsome as this huge loving cock.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I bet that cock has some massive balls.

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Just once I want to click on one of these threads and not see a chicken.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Flannelette posted:

Just once I want to click on one of these threads and not see a chicken.

turn your monitor on

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

But that's a hen!!!!

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

I'll have you know the mods will hear of this post haste

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


sid, bless you

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***
I dont know much about sexing chickens. But that seems like a hen.

Someone sex that chicken and make sure.

Anyone here a certified chicken sexer?

Coffee_Break
Apr 30, 2008

kazr posted:

But that's a hen!!!!

Talkc posted:

I dont know much about sexing chickens. But that seems like a hen.

Someone sex that chicken and make sure.

Anyone here a certified chicken sexer?

As a certified 10 year chicken-haver, that is indeed a Light Brahma hen. Brahmas are one of the largest breeds, but are super sweet and docile.

That girl be THICC! :D

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Coffee_Break posted:

As a certified 10 year chicken-haver, that is indeed a Light Brahma hen. Brahmas are one of the largest breeds, but are super sweet and docile.

That girl be THICC! :D

Thread doesn't deliver. :argh:

:one:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



here you go op

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Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

That cock looks filthy.

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