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Vei

I've gotta say life is pretty strange

# ? Oct 27, 2020 00:15

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 09:04

nut

i do not think therefore i post

# ? Oct 27, 2020 00:25

biosterous

i'm no philosopher butt

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# ? Oct 27, 2020 00:32

Manifisto

ontology is, without question, a word that can form in a bowl of alphabet soup

and it's delicious

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 27, 2020 00:38

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

I play one on the internet

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# ? Oct 27, 2020 01:26

Manifisto

the words I write in toilet stalls are called wisdom by many

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 27, 2020 01:38

Macnult

we do have some interesting discussions happen when we�re all chilling at the park�s amphitheater

# ? Oct 27, 2020 02:05

Manifisto

this weed begs to differ

# ? Oct 27, 2020 02:42

biosterous

biosterous posted:

i'm no philosopher butt

i'm sorry this is no longer true, i am now a philosopher butt

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# ? Oct 27, 2020 05:02

beer pal

it would seem hegelian if it werent so kafkaesque...

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# ? Oct 27, 2020 05:14

Stoner Sloth

then again I'm not a dentist either!

still i think that the work i did on your teeth speaks for itself, really brought out that cavity filled look you were going for.

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# ? Oct 27, 2020 06:29

The Walrus Cancer: If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.

Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Morons.

# ? Oct 27, 2020 09:55

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

I post, therefore I am

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# ? Oct 27, 2020 11:54

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

the byob you see is merely a shadow on the wall

# ? Oct 27, 2020 16:15

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

studying kantian philosophy is the national hobby of australia. you'll often hear people call their friends "kant" as a term of endearment

# ? Oct 27, 2020 16:41

RoboFrance_29: GET EQUIPPED

'philosopher' is clearly a mixture of the names 'phillip' and 'christopher' :colbert:

# ? Oct 27, 2020 16:57

Prof. Crocodile

RoboFrance_29 posted:

'philosopher' is clearly a mixture of the names 'phillip' and 'christopher'

oh poo poo i am a philosopher after all

# ? Oct 27, 2020 17:19

Prof. Crocodile

Prof. Crocodile posted:

oh poo poo i am a philosopher after all

or am i?

# ? Oct 27, 2020 17:20

Stoner Sloth

canyoneer posted:

studying kantian philosophy is the national hobby of australia. you'll often hear people call their friends "kant" as a term of endearment

# ? Oct 27, 2020 17:26

Manifisto

. . . I consider myself a philosophee

# ? Oct 27, 2020 17:37

ulvir

dust. wind. dude.

# ? Oct 27, 2020 18:26

Khanstant

what do you call a baking philosopher?

idk but i bet this punchline should involve "phyllo" dough

# ? Oct 27, 2020 18:49

google THIS

I'm no philosopher but I get philosophy work through referrals and get paid under the table. No paper trail, no one cares that I'm not licensed.

# ? Oct 27, 2020 19:27

RoboFrance_29: GET EQUIPPED

Khanstant posted:

what do you call a baking philosopher?

someone who is smoking too much weed and is also thinking really hard?

its me, the baking philosopher. heed my words: farts are just poops screaming in terror to be let out

# ? Oct 27, 2020 20:00

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

Khanstant posted:

what do you call a baking philosopher?

idk but i bet this punchline should involve "phyllo" dough

why was socrates extremely loyal to his baklava baker guy?
because he has been good with phyllo so far

# ? Oct 27, 2020 20:14

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

im no philosopher but ive been known to opine on the mysteries of the universe and existence when sitting at sniffers row

# ? Oct 27, 2020 20:15

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

Chewbecca posted:

I post, therefore I am

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# ? Oct 27, 2020 21:33

ulvir

Wovon man nicht posten kann, dar�ber muss man schweigen

# ? Oct 27, 2020 21:38

Prof. Crocodile

spin says that if a post which is being posted in a thread, had consciousness, it would believe that it was posting of its own free will. I add this only, that the post would be right.

# ? Oct 27, 2020 22:37

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Sprache ist das Groverhaus des Seins

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# ? Oct 27, 2020 22:39

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

this hegel fella seems p easy to follow, dunno what all the fuss is about

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# ? Oct 27, 2020 23:20

The Voice of Labor

you can tell you're a philosopher when someone dies and everyone comes to you because they don't know what to make of it

that's the only time you're appreciated or seen as useful

# ? Oct 28, 2020 00:18

Manifisto

. . . don't tell that to the philosophy department I am the chair of :ssh:

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 28, 2020 16:47

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

wait i'm not a philosopher?

...

why the hell did i drink this hemlock???

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# ? Oct 28, 2020 18:46

Vei

Macnult posted:

we do have some interesting discussions happen when we�re all chilling at the park�s amphitheater

not sure if fellow northern california philosopher or

# ? Oct 28, 2020 22:25

Khanstant

who is a philosopher butt itt anyway?

# ? Oct 28, 2020 22:42

The Voice of Labor

Manifisto posted:

. . . don't tell that to the philosophy department I am the chair of

you should get me a job teaching symbolic logic

# ? Oct 28, 2020 23:10

Manifisto

The Voice of Labor posted:

you should get me a job teaching symbolic logic

do you know anything about symbolic logic?

# ? Oct 28, 2020 23:17

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i like philosophy but can't get myself to read

so yes you could say i am no philosopher

i do however have a philosopher butt. hasn't been the same since the transplant

# ? Oct 28, 2020 23:22

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The Voice of Labor

Manifisto posted:

do you know anything about symbolic logic?

enough to have taught it a few times

but I still always need to spend a few weeks going over it to really remember any of it

# ? Oct 29, 2020 00:37

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