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“so...you come here often?” I ask completely in earnest
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Oct 27, 2020 11:54
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- Adbot
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oh cool juice in a bowl haha very neat, right
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Oct 27, 2020 11:55
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- nut
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hahaha wow this is great...so do I owe you or
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Oct 27, 2020 11:57
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the kitchen is the best place to hang around in, it provides optimal access to out going snacks and further...
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Oct 27, 2020 11:58
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*points at the streamers* wait so thats what those are for?
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Oct 27, 2020 11:58
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spends the next evening home alone leaning against the wall of my living room and holding a beer
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Oct 27, 2020 11:59
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*sidles up to the host* hey, so do I live here now?
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Oct 27, 2020 12:00
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what’s surprising about it? he knows it’s his birthday already, you realize
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Oct 27, 2020 12:02
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NEVER leaves after the party ends
yes i'm looking at you Tod
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Oct 27, 2020 12:02
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*doesn't post in BYOB*
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Oct 27, 2020 12:03
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Goes to the room with the coats and starts to bundle them into the back of his car to donate to the thrift store
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Oct 27, 2020 12:03
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that’s a lot of pizza, man, oh we all eat it? I guess it’s not that much pizza then
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Oct 27, 2020 12:06
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wait sorry your parents aren’t home? do they not celebrate Halloween?
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Oct 27, 2020 12:12
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*looks at everyone who came and sat around the table with me and the Jenga set and who are now looking expectantly at me* haha oh cool, you guys are gonna watch me play?
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Oct 27, 2020 12:25
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- google THIS
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*miserably reaching into my pocket* I wouldn't have come if I'd known the admission fee was my car
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Oct 27, 2020 13:56
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christ this music is obnoxious, good job I keep this nickelback/smash mouth mixtape in my rear end at all times for exactly this kind of emergency
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Oct 27, 2020 14:26
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dear diary,
today I trespassed
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Oct 27, 2020 15:37
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*texting my mom* I THINK IM ON BIG BROTHER
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Oct 27, 2020 15:42
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- google THIS
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Ok, I think I'm starting to get the hang of this party stuff. So whoever takes my Mary Kay product out of the bowl, that's who I have sex with?
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Oct 27, 2020 15:42
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calling the cops on Diane for impersonating a doctor in a game of charades when she’s actually a graphic designer
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Oct 27, 2020 15:56
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i don't think this so called 'party" has any political affiliation at all, so im calling the police just in case this is some radical terrorist faction ive stumbled into
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Oct 27, 2020 16:01
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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*turns to the host* so how much is my share of rent... will you pro rate it if I leave before midnight?
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Oct 27, 2020 16:13
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constantly pushing my way through the crowd yelling "what's all the commotion" like every parent in a drama before they find their child run over by a street sweeper
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Oct 27, 2020 18:00
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- google THIS
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(gesturing at someone's sparkly glasses shaped like the number of the coming year, with lit sparklers attach to them) So are those frames covered by your vision plan or...?
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Oct 27, 2020 18:00
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proudly calling the police to inform them of an unlawful assembly
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Oct 27, 2020 18:01
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Mar 29, 2024 15:25
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Oct 27, 2020 18:28
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