Why is there not a jar of salsa..

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.. that you can fit your whole fist in to get the last little bit of salsa without busting up a bunch of chips and getting frustrated? :shrug:

# ? Oct 28, 2020 01:47

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 14:54

SIDS Vicious

You can transfer salsa to a bowl or even a larger jar if you try, or so I've heard I just smash the top off when it starts getting low, yeah sometimes I cut my hand a lot but it adds a bit of tang you know

# ? Oct 28, 2020 01:48

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Sid Vicious posted:

You can transfer salsa to a bowl or even a larger jar if you try, or so I've heard I just smash the top off when it starts getting low, yeah sometimes I cut my hand a lot but it adds a bit of tang you know

But then what will I eat my cereal out of? :thunk:

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# ? Oct 28, 2020 01:50

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Any time this happens to me I take all of the biggest chips and hold them between my pointer and middle finger and dip down as far as I can but the chimp always break. God forbid you start running out of chips and salsa at the same time cause then u gotta do it w little chips!??!

# ? Oct 28, 2020 01:57

SIDS Vicious

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

But then what will I eat my cereal out of?

ah heck

# ? Oct 28, 2020 02:42

Ass-penny

Not all of us have the luxury of other dishes to serve salsa in, and I agree with the op. I will usually wash a spoon in that situation and apply to the chips directly.

# ? Oct 28, 2020 02:52

Trying

you don't have a salsa fountain?

# ? Oct 28, 2020 02:57

Finger Prince

Dead Hippie Ghost posted:

Any time this happens to me I take all of the biggest chips and hold them between my pointer and middle finger and dip down as far as I can but the chimp always break. God forbid you start running out of chips and salsa at the same time cause then u gotta do it w little chips!??!

My friend, let me lead you into the enlightenment of pouring the little chip bits at the bottom of the bag into the dregs of the salsa jar, stirring them up and eating them with a spoon like savory corn flakes cereal.

# ? Oct 28, 2020 03:07

ClamdestineBoyster: Can't post for 10 years!

I was thinking, and here me out on this one guys, about some sort of electrostatic device that would make crumbled chips stick to your hand so you can dip it in the jar and lick the chibs and salsa off. So this device is essentially a piece of wool mounted vertically on plywood. There is a fake hand holding a balloon, and a small motor to make the fake hand rub the balloon on the wool. You put a gold anode on the thumb and a zinc and copper diode on the pinky, and then you hook the other end to your hand similarly so the static transfers, then you roll your hands in crushed chips and jam it down in the jar. Now your hand is covered in snack and you can put that last bit of salsa to good use. Literally everyone should have one of these mounted in their kitchen, there�s not a good excuse not to really. :chef:

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# ? Oct 28, 2020 03:20

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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

But then what will I eat my cereal out of?

Finger Prince posted:

My friend, let me lead you into the enlightenment of pouring the little chip bits at the bottom of the bag into the dregs of the salsa jar, stirring them up and eating them with a spoon like savory corn flakes cereal.

Combine these two options. Crush up your cereal and pour it into the bowl you've poured your salsa in, and eat them with a spoon like savory corn-salsa cereal.

# ? Oct 28, 2020 12:08

Gluten Free Dad

I just smash mine, i find the broken glass adds an extra zing to otherwise milquetoast salsa experiences

# ? Oct 28, 2020 12:14

Goons Are Gifts

oh but seriously I posted:

you don't have a salsa fountain?

# ? Oct 28, 2020 15:24

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Finger Prince posted:

My friend, let me lead you into the enlightenment of pouring the little chip bits at the bottom of the bag into the dregs of the salsa jar, stirring them up and eating them with a spoon like savory corn flakes cereal.

holy heck

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# ? Oct 28, 2020 17:35