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barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

the rules of yob say no "no content" threads, and no spamming. but where is the line of content

# ? Oct 27, 2020 23:29

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 00:48

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

what if by not having content, that was the whole content. think about it

# ? Oct 27, 2020 23:29

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

you make a thread.....and you make it about nothing. according to the rules thats what was the downfall of byob 8.2. i wasn't around for byob 8.2. i'm assuming this is byob 9 or perhaps byob 98 second edition. i'm hoping it comes with the Plus! themes

# ? Oct 27, 2020 23:30

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

now while you're chewing on this fat, i also want you to think about sigs. how many sigs have you scrolled by today? you've scrolled by mine at least four times now. look at that loving betty boop gif, it's loving baller. if you see chubbycheker don't forget the greetz

# ? Oct 27, 2020 23:30

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

is quintuple posting "no content"? when i think about quintuple posting, i get very excited. it's not something you see everyday. it's hidden in the playbook. it takes a logistical mastermind like don shula to be able to look at the playbook and see it. don's gonna win me the super bowl....of poasting. with his playbook. i cant see the playbook but he tells me it's very real

# ? Oct 27, 2020 23:32

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

now while i've given you, the user, many things to think about on this evening, i too should pause for reflection. six poasts. what am i doing? for whom does the hammock kitty swing? why is the forum blue, da ba dee da ba die? we may never know. but it is nice to chill, even just for a little while

# ? Oct 27, 2020 23:33

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

i wasnt going to post again, it's true. but after all that contemplation i decided that six was a bad number to stop at. six is the devil's number. and if the devil is six, if the devil is six, if the devil is six, if the devil is six then god is seven! then god is seven! haha remember the pixies that was a good band

# ? Oct 27, 2020 23:35

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

for real now, i was actually done posting but i went back to the powerful blue forum and looked and it turns out that since OP doesnt count as a reply, it still said six. just can't do it. hammock kitty very unhappy with six. very pleased with seven. good number. when it comes up on the slot machine at the casino people hoot and holler and jump up and down. it must be a very powerful number

# ? Oct 27, 2020 23:36

Heather Papps: hello friend

unstoppable

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# ? Oct 27, 2020 23:36

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

this is the last straw, barnold! i'm gonna ask you to hand in your badge.

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Oct 27, 2020 23:41

The Voice of Labor

I've made some pretty low content threads and this thread is inspiring me to make more.

stuff your law I am the law

# ? Oct 28, 2020 00:19

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

m... mods?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Oct 28, 2020 00:36

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

content...we dont need no stinkin content!! :clint:

# ? Oct 28, 2020 00:46

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

haha there's rules?

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# ? Oct 28, 2020 01:14

SIDS Vicious

im perfectly content almost all the time

# ? Oct 28, 2020 01:14

Bilirubin: The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Thank you OP I have learned something today

OMGVBFLOL posted:

if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything

Thank you deep dish peat moss!

# ? Oct 28, 2020 01:29

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

good stuff

Join the BYOB Army

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# ? Oct 28, 2020 02:15

The Voice of Labor

importing off subforum drama by ribbing owlhawk for getting run out of cspam

# ? Oct 28, 2020 02:38

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

The Voice of Labor posted:

importing off subforum drama by ribbing owlhawk for getting run out of cspam

they have only proven they are not chill enough to chill with. don't even have a stylesheet, smh

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# ? Oct 28, 2020 02:45

Stoner Sloth

you're a loose cannon OP but dammit you get results!!

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# ? Oct 28, 2020 03:30

Ass-penny

You raise some interesting points, but might I refer you to this thread, which I feel like defines no content posting effectively.

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# ? Oct 28, 2020 04:56

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

rear end-penny posted:

You raise some interesting points, but might I refer you to this thread, which I feel like defines no content posting effectively.

this is the antithesis of everything I believe in. how could you post this in my thread

# ? Oct 28, 2020 13:32

nut

haha I�m just thinking it over *religiously watches the yob referee from the corner of my eye* you know... til I come up with a response of my own

# ? Oct 28, 2020 13:59

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Bilirubin posted:

Thank you OP I have learned something today

# ? Oct 28, 2020 14:09

Prof. Crocodile

op is a wildcard, a real loose cannon, but you can't argue with results.

source: the bigwigs at city hall

# ? Oct 28, 2020 14:19

Goons Are Gifts

Mods??????

# ? Oct 28, 2020 15:25

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

sk posted:

good stuff

# ? Oct 28, 2020 15:41

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

oh by the way im also emptyquoting posts I agree with and posts I disagree with itt. but how will you tell which is which? well you see my friends.....that's the content

# ? Oct 28, 2020 15:42

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

*opens ginormous book labeled Content and begins reading* mmm...... hohohoho.....yes, yes.... hmmmm

# ? Oct 28, 2020 15:43

biosterous

barnold posted:

oh by the way im also emptyquoting posts I agree with and posts I disagree with itt. but how will you tell which is which? well you see my friends.....that's the content

i'm content with this explanation

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he/him

# ? Oct 28, 2020 16:28

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

content is one of those funny words that if you say it enough times, it loses all its meaning. content content content content. i think it's a sleeping quarters for prisoners at poor jails. can't afford to build a cell block so instead we'll just put up a bunch of contents out in the yard

# ? Oct 28, 2020 16:38

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

i've been trying to post itt but the evil mods have kept me out but just this morning i wrecked another ik squad car and GaG demanded i turn over my gun and badge but i'm going rogue in support of my fellow mouse/rat av poster barnold

NO MODS NO MASTERS!

# ? Oct 28, 2020 16:57

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

i too was asked to turn in my badge.....but how can i turn in what i never had?

the truth of BYOB revealed: "Badge? Yeah, Okay" -Barnold

# ? Oct 28, 2020 17:23

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

AI Barnold Dungeon

quote:

You are Barnold. You are a loose cannon cop who has no badge to turn in, yet you continue to deliver results. You are searching for the true meaning of BYOB. You enter the powerful blue forum and see that there is much discussion about the topic. There are many people with different opinions on the subject, but they all agree that it will help us find out what happened to our loved ones.

>announce that I am barnold

"I am Barnold." You say. "I have been investigating this case since I first heard about it from my partner, and I can tell you that we are not alone in here. We are surrounded by something alive. Something living."

>say "the hammock kitty is always there, always watching. I need to know more"

"The hammock kitty is always there, always watching. I need to know more" You say in a creepy tone.
Many people are shocked by you. You explain that the kitty's name is Peter, and that's it's just a little lost thing.

>ask how you are going to find content if the hammock kitty is watching your every move.

"How are we going to find content" You ask.
"The hammer kitty has been watching you" Says someone in the crowd.
"That's right, everyone!" They say. "We have a spy in our midst! Who is Peter?"

# ? Oct 28, 2020 17:32

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

i'm content with this content

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# ? Oct 28, 2020 18:36

Khanstant

this 👏 post 👏 is 👏 content 👏

# ? Oct 28, 2020 18:48

Ass-penny

barnold posted:

this is the antithesis of everything I believe in. how could you post this in my thread

What can I say? I'm a rebel. :evilbuddy:

# ? Oct 28, 2020 20:42

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

You guys stop I don't wanna get into trouble :ohdear:

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