How horny are you right now?

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its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

I'm at about a 2.
Might get hornier as things evolve.

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Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

0 out of 10

If somebody tried to give me a handy right now I would try to stop them. My penis just wants to be by himself currently

# ? Oct 29, 2020 02:06

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

If you were to see the word intrigued what would you rate that horny as?

# ? Oct 29, 2020 02:08

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Seven, seven and a half tops.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 02:15

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Fartass

# ? Oct 29, 2020 02:15

its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

Hardawn posted:

If you were to see the word intrigued what would you rate that horny as?

# ? Oct 29, 2020 02:20

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

# ? Oct 29, 2020 02:20

TheBizzness: Oct 5, 2004; Reign on me.

3. That�s the lowest I get though.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 02:21

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I jacked it earlier so I was horny earlier but the jacking was a total success so I�m not currently horny

# ? Oct 29, 2020 02:22

Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

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Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

zero. Not horny at all.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 02:24

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Universe Master posted:

zero. Not horny at all.

1000 yard titties.....dang another bright soul extinguished.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 02:27

raspurtin: Apr 18, 2005

middlin'

# ? Oct 29, 2020 02:27

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Universe Master posted:

zero. Not horny at all.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 02:29

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

I'm in my week long refractory period

# ? Oct 29, 2020 02:32

Samuel L. ACKSYN: Feb 29, 2008

i could definitely go for some horny right now

# ? Oct 29, 2020 02:32

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Due to recent forums events I am extremely backed up!

# ? Oct 29, 2020 02:33

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

i could definitely go for some horny right now

I think they stopped selling "pimp juice" to me at least. You too pimpin yountoo pimpin I hear from up the street

# ? Oct 29, 2020 02:34

Cum AllYeFaithful: Oct 21, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

0/10 I'm at work, and very focused on the important task at hand shitposting.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 02:35

Jesustheastronaut!: Mar 9, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

ngl, im at about an "8

# ? Oct 29, 2020 02:37

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

I�m on the cusp

# ? Oct 29, 2020 02:39

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Moderately horny

# ? Oct 29, 2020 02:40

Mr. Creakle: Apr 27, 2007; Protecting your virginity

Im so horny I have an elaborate frill and "rack" in my name. Styracosaurus.

Get on my level bitch

# ? Oct 29, 2020 02:42

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

I could eat.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 02:49

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

ultrafilter posted:

I could eat.

But could you eat a peach for hours? That's the loving question in the op op. jfc

# ? Oct 29, 2020 02:50

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

ultrafilter posted:

I could eat.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 02:52

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

I have to poop right now.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 02:58

SRQ: Nov 9, 2009

horny enough I joke with my friends that I am the definition of what a human can maximally feel for horny

# ? Oct 29, 2020 02:59

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

I'm at a 10 because I'm currently in a shop that sells primarily brass instruments.

They say they're going to kill me if my wife doesn't come up with 30 grand for my ransom.

They're letting me use the internet because they know nobody will believe me.

Anyway, there's a lot of horns in this place. They're letting me have coffee and I'm thinking about trying to burn one of them with a cup to the face.

If I don't make it out it's been fun, see ya.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 03:03

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

LabyaMynora posted:

I have to poop right now.

I think that�s measured on a different axis.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 03:05

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I'm at a 10 because I'm currently in a shop that sells primarily brass instruments.

They say they're going to kill me if my wife doesn't come up with 30 grand for my ransom.

They're letting me use the internet because they know nobody will believe me.

Anyway, there's a lot of horns in this place. They're letting me have coffee and I'm thinking about trying to burn one of them with a cup to the face.

If I don't make it out it's been fun, see ya.

French Horns are awesome, don�t let anybody tell you different

# ? Oct 29, 2020 03:07

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

Bronze Fonz posted:

Well, I wasn't horny BEFORE, but... :q:

# ? Oct 29, 2020 03:14

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

# ? Oct 29, 2020 03:16

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Applewhite posted:

Don�t look like no clit I ever seen. Looks more like an outer planar monster from AD&D 2nd edition.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 03:26

dsf: Jul 1, 2004

im not horny. im just disappointed.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 03:26

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Don�t look like no clit I ever seen. Looks more like an outer planar monster from AD&D 2nd edition.

I mean spelljammer not Planescape, don�t get full of yerself

# ? Oct 29, 2020 03:27

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Don’t look like no clit I ever seen.

Get a load of this jabrooni that's never seen a clit

# ? Oct 29, 2020 03:29

Dads Dip Cup: Aug 13, 2009; Grimey Drawer

currently the horny meter is still in the blue region just above the "shivering face with snowflake" icon

e: I've just been informed that is in fact a thermometer. somebody has some explaining to do

# ? Oct 29, 2020 03:33

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Applewhite posted:

Why are the titties obscured by the dust clouds? :mad:

# ? Oct 29, 2020 03:34

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I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

horny on main

# ? Oct 29, 2020 03:38

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