*trying to take my shirt off the way dudes do in movies*

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take the moon: by sebmojo

ok lets see first i cross my arms then i turn my shirt inside out as it creeps over my rippling muscles

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# ? Oct 28, 2020 22:47

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 07:15

take the moon: by sebmojo

*stumbles around for 12 hours draped in my tangled shirt like a headless ghost* ah time to shower

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# ? Oct 28, 2020 22:48

biosterous

*grabs shirt with freakishly-muscled left arm, tries to pull it off but rips it in half, revealing the completely-unmuscular right side of my torso*

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he/him

# ? Oct 28, 2020 22:56

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

finally the moment ive been training for *accidentally reaches too far over my back and grabs my underwear giving myself an atomic wedgie*

# ? Oct 28, 2020 22:57

Khanstant

everyone sees me like, drat, thats one hairy titty

# ? Oct 28, 2020 22:58

Khanstant

never shoulda shaved the other one

# ? Oct 28, 2020 22:58

Manifisto

"sir, you've been in the dressing room for five hours and you must have a hundred shirts in there with you. are you, uh, going to make a purchase?"

me, muttering: "maybe it's the mirror . . . say, when's the last time you had these mirrors adjusted?"

# ? Oct 28, 2020 23:04

Jinh

i shine a flashlight at u in the fading evening light causing ur shadow to hit the wall.

^{thanks so much cda <3}

# ? Oct 28, 2020 23:08

Gluten Free Dad

*pulls his arms out of the shirt but then proceeds to pull his body through the neck and take it off like a dress, slowly revealing his unremarkable dad bod* It is gently caress Time, babe.

# ? Oct 28, 2020 23:19

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

imagine mr. bean taking off a shirt. that's basically how i do it

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Oct 28, 2020 23:23

nut

day 45

another day of downward travel in the shirt, the head hole and arm holes are long gone somewhere in the heaven far above me, leaving only soft darkness in their wake. I will shimmy further downward into this cotton tube, praying that I someday find hem.

I wonder if my wife and kids are still out there on the beach, waiting for me to get in the water.

# ? Oct 28, 2020 23:37

Finger Prince

I can't get the neckhole past my head without stopping, putting my arms up, and declaring I need tp for my bunghole.

# ? Oct 28, 2020 23:40

Heather Papps: hello friend

this is too much for me i'm going to keep practicing putting on sunglasses a bit longer

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 28, 2020 23:47

Deep Glove Bruno: yung swamp thang

ripping my tighty whities in half using only my buttock muscles

# ? Oct 29, 2020 00:29

Jaguars!

Personally I specialize in leaving the cuffs done up to form an instant straitjacket.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 09:34

Trying

the secret hollywood technique where you instantly disrobe your partner by exploding all their seams using focused chi-waves

# ? Oct 29, 2020 15:23

google THIS

(catching a glimpse of myself as I walk past a mirror) Well, poo poo, I can't brood in this.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 19:31

ClamdestineBoyster: Can't post for 10 years!

You ever ruin a pair of snap up track pants trying to pull them off all at once? I�m a two legs at a time guy. Gotta do what it takes. :shrug:

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# ? Oct 29, 2020 19:36

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

excreting a special ooze from the pores on my upper body which i use as a lubricant to slip smoothly out of my shirt and plop about on the floor

# ? Oct 29, 2020 20:16

take the moon: by sebmojo

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

excreting a special ooze from the pores on my upper body which i use as a lubricant to slip smoothly out of my shirt and plop about on the floor

accidentally molting out of my skin like a snake

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# ? Oct 29, 2020 20:30

ClamdestineBoyster: Can't post for 10 years!

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

excreting a special ooze from the pores on my upper body which i use as a lubricant to slip smoothly out of my shirt and plop about on the floor

Just wear a shirt until it crusts off in pieces. :hmmyes:

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# ? Oct 30, 2020 02:08

Jinh

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Just wear a shirt until it crusts off in pieces.

CRUST MY SHIRT INTO PIECES

^{thanks so much cda <3}

# ? Oct 30, 2020 02:15

Finger Prince

Jinh posted:

CRUST MY SHIRT INTO PIECES

THIS IS MY BEST JEAN SHORTS

# ? Oct 30, 2020 02:57

Finger Prince

ORANGE STAINS ARE FROM CHEEZ-ITS
DONT GIVE A gently caress CUZ I LOOK LIKE GOON JESUS

# ? Oct 30, 2020 03:00

Jinh

Finger Prince posted:

ORANGE STAINS ARE FROM CHEEZ-ITS
DONT GIVE A gently caress CUZ I LOOK LIKE GOON JESUS

Lmao

# ? Oct 30, 2020 03:07

nut

Finger Prince posted:

ORANGE STAINS ARE FROM CHEEZ-ITS
DONT GIVE A gently caress CUZ I LOOK LIKE GOON JESUS

# ? Oct 30, 2020 03:38

Macnult

Jinh posted:

CRUST MY SHIRT INTO PIECES

Finger Prince posted:

THIS IS MY BEST JEAN SHORTS

Finger Prince posted:

ORANGE STAINS ARE FROM CHEEZ-ITS
DONT GIVE A gently caress CUZ I LOOK LIKE GOON JESUS

# ? Oct 30, 2020 03:50

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 07:15

take the moon: by sebmojo

Finger Prince posted:

ORANGE STAINS ARE FROM CHEEZ-ITS
DONT GIVE A gently caress CUZ I LOOK LIKE GOON JESUS

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# ? Oct 30, 2020 03:52

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