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to whatever rear end in a top hat left their shopping car directly behind my car literally touching the bumper so that I had to put my groceries in it, walk it across the parking lot, and then walk my groceries back to my car: i sincerely hope you loving die. I hope that you live long, luxurious, selfish, comfortable loving life. I hope you have a child who by the grace of god becomes a kind and decent person while you bumble your way in to old age. I hope that while you are on your deathbed, this child of yours misses your last moments, and never gets to tell you what a loathsome, selfish, piece of human garbage you were. I hope that your child develops hypertension from the stress of carrying around the memory of their belligerent, ugly, egotistical parent, and dies from a heart attack before they hit 50. Alternatively, I hope that you die a violent, messy death. I hope you are gaslighting your mistress on speakerphone and not paying attention, and get hit by a loving bus. I hope your flesh cooks onto the pavement in the hot Queensland sun, so that the clean up crew has to use Coca-Cola to scrape your disgusting viscera from the bitumen. I hope that an Ibis, attracted by the smell of searing flesh and sweet syrup, picks away at your remains. I hope this bird catches whatever loving brain disease you have, and also dies. In short, I hope you loving die until you are dead, and that your death causes more death. gently caress you. idiot. 
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man that guys a loving rear end in a top hat I hate him so much or her if she's a lady
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Oct 30, 2020 04:43
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What in the high flying gently caress
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Oct 30, 2020 04:43
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I did it. Owned, bitch.
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Oct 30, 2020 04:44
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Arrhythmia posted:I did it. Owned, bitch. See OP
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Oct 30, 2020 04:45
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I dont understand why you had to put your groceries in it I dont understand the premise
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Oct 30, 2020 04:52
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Hope in one hand, and poo poo in the other. See which one fills up first
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Oct 30, 2020 04:53
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But if it makes you feel better perhaps the person didnt place their cart on your bumper, rather haphazardly left it in the middle of the parking lot such that it rolled into your bumper and came to rest.
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Oct 30, 2020 04:53
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Pontificating rear end posted:I dont understand why you had to put your groceries in it I dont understand the premise I was carrying two bags of groceries, that would've gone directly into the boot of my car. I couldn't access the boot with their cart in the way.
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Oct 30, 2020 04:54
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I'm da guy in da op
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Oct 30, 2020 04:58
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Why didn't you just put your groceries in your car? Your course of action makes no sense. OP is sus.
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Oct 30, 2020 04:59
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You didn't have to do that. You could have just put it behind the car next you and gone about your day, never having to think about it again. If you're upset it's your own fault.The_Continental posted:I was carrying two bags of groceries, that would've gone directly into the boot of my car. I couldn't access the boot with their cart in the way. Sadly this post only goes to further show that everything that happened to you today was your own dumb fault. Sorry buster.
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Oct 30, 2020 04:59
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The_Continental posted:I was carrying two bags of groceries, that would've gone directly into the boot of my car. I couldn't access the boot with their cart in the way. I do hope you'd wear a GoPro in these situations op. We could probably give some pointers after we see the footage.
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Oct 30, 2020 05:00
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its all nice on rice posted:Why didn't you just put your groceries in your car? Your course of action makes no sense. OP is sus. It was a very cramped underground car park, opening the door without dinging the car next to me while holding two bags would've been difficult.
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Oct 30, 2020 05:01
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Funky See Funky Do posted:You didn't have to do that. You could have just put it behind the car next you and gone about your day, never having to think about it again. If you're upset it's your own fault. That would be a lazy, bad, and inconsiderate thing to do. I am not those things.
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Oct 30, 2020 05:04
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its all nice on rice posted:Why didn't you just put your groceries in your car? Your course of action makes no sense. OP is sus. Putting this OP in the airlock for sure.
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Oct 30, 2020 05:07
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I think the OP needs to start smoking hella weed in earnest and go see a therapist on a regular basis.
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Oct 30, 2020 05:07
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The_Continental posted:to whatever rear end in a top hat left their shopping car directly behind my car literally touching the bumper so that I had to put my groceries in it, walk it across the parking lot, and then walk my groceries back to my car What's a shopping car? Is that like a car rich people drive and only use when shopping?
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Oct 30, 2020 05:08
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The_Continental posted:It was a very cramped underground car park, opening the door without dinging the car next to me while holding two bags would've been difficult. Your groceries are in bags. Just put the bags on the ground and open your door or move the cart and open the trunk. Madness posted:What's a shopping car? Is that like a car rich people drive and only use when shopping? Just LOL if you don't have Enrique purchase your groceries for you.
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Oct 30, 2020 05:11
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The_Continental posted:That would be a lazy, bad, and inconsiderate thing to do. I am not those things. No it wouldn't be. I do it all the time. It's no big deal at all. Who expects some psycho to melt down because they're too simple to just move the cart 2m to one side?
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Oct 30, 2020 05:12
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i support the OP i like your av op 
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Oct 30, 2020 05:13
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op had his groceries in big paper grocery bags and one of them had a big loaf of french bread and the end of the bread was shaped like a penis. got the whole thing on video
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Oct 30, 2020 05:15
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Why did you put the groceries in the cart and then wheel them back and then carry them again? Why didn't you just put yourself between the cart and the so called "boot", open it, stow them, THEN deal with the cart?
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Oct 30, 2020 05:17
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It was me.
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Oct 30, 2020 05:17
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I feel like we've got a lot of people arguing that I could've done it differently, when in reality a person who leaves their shopping cart literally touching someone else's rear bumper should be thrown into a large pit and left there until they die or freeze.
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Oct 30, 2020 05:19
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Somebody leaves a shopping cart out in the woods Op camping, finding it in the woods: oh bother. Now I have to pack up my tent and wheel this all the way back to civilization and then come back and put up my tent again.
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Oct 30, 2020 05:20
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The_Continental posted:I feel like we've got a lot of people arguing that I could've done it differently, when in reality a person who leaves their shopping cart literally touching someone else's rear bumper should be thrown into a large pit and left there until they die or freeze. I hope you find a way to deal with your anger management issues.
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Oct 30, 2020 05:20
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:It was me. the the hell man
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Oct 30, 2020 05:21
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TheAardvark posted:Why did you put the groceries in the cart and then wheel them back and then carry them again? Why didn't you just put yourself between the cart and the so called "boot", open it, stow them, THEN deal with the cart? I considered that but I worried about the cart going rogue and smacking in to someone else's vehicle. Again, this was a small, cramped, underground car park, with a fair bit of traffic. And again, my bags were pretty full. I live in an apartment and have to take an elevator to get into my unit. I try to keep my shops to two bags, I was worried about them tipping and having to chase fruit and vegetables around the lot.
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Oct 30, 2020 05:22
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What was in the groceries op can you post a receipt I want to know how justified you are in your anger
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Oct 30, 2020 05:23
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i also dislike when this happens because it is quite inconvenient and disruptive it gives me the distinct impression they have little regard for those around them, and a tiny voice somewhere dark says that that same lack of regard has enabled them to have an easier and better life than me those thoughts give me many negative emotions that i don't enjoy at all hope this helps, OP!
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Oct 30, 2020 05:23
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Look at Richie rich over here with a car
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Oct 30, 2020 05:24
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You need to draw a map op, none of this makes sense
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Oct 30, 2020 05:24
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its all nice on rice posted:Why didn't you just put your groceries in your car? Your course of action makes no sense. OP is sus. Yeah I don’t get this. So instead of just moving the cart, you put YOUR groceries in it, walked it back to the cart queue, and then carried your groceries back to your car BY HAND. Or did you get another, third cart, and take your groceries to the car and then return both carts? I don’t want to state the obvious easiest way here but fella, you did not take that way. 
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Oct 30, 2020 05:24
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Voting 1 because OP's anger issues are not good and they should really seek help.
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Oct 30, 2020 05:25
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The_Continental posted:to whatever rear end in a top hat left their shopping car directly behind my car literally touching the bumper so that I had to put my groceries in it, walk it across the parking lot, and then walk my groceries back to my car: i sincerely hope you loving die. I didn't do this to you, but I wish I had.
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Oct 30, 2020 05:25
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I think the OP just wanted to but the cart back in its place because he is a good person, except for the blood-fury and wishing death upon the cart-leaver.
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Oct 30, 2020 05:26
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Icochet posted:You need to draw a map op, none of this makes sense Give us the car parks address I want to recreate the action in google maps 3d
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Oct 30, 2020 05:26
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What the gently caress are you doing going out in a pandemic?
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Vince MechMahon posted:What the gently caress are you doing going out in a pandemic? it says right there buying groceries have you been inside this whole time? who is bringing you food
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