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this goes out to all dick owners we are all perfect size 
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Yes, it fits in my hand no problem.
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Oct 30, 2020 12:12
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numberoneposter posted:this goes out to all dick owners Your mom certainly seems to think so!
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Oct 30, 2020 12:29
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your drat right its the perfect size. all the midgets i've dated loved it.
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Oct 30, 2020 12:29
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everyone with a dick do a helicopter with ur dick
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Oct 30, 2020 12:37
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NO PUSSIES ALLOWED THIS IS THE DICK THREAD
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Oct 30, 2020 12:39
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definitely, it's just not the perfect shape. what the gently caress am i gonna do with a goddamn rhombic dodecahedron
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Oct 30, 2020 12:43
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Honestly? No. Not trying to humblebrag or anything, but it's a just little girthy for my wife and sometimes causes us both to feel sore at the end of a lovemaking sesh. I used to love it before I met her but these days I wish there was just a little bit less to it.
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Oct 30, 2020 12:49
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The perfect shape is a butt. Anyone out there got a butt dick? Not a dick butt but a butt dick?
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Oct 30, 2020 13:05
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Why don't you come and find out OP.
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Oct 30, 2020 13:45
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Everyman is born with a perfect penis but sex slowly damages it. If a man has too many partners and sex after eventually it will become compressed and unable to please any woman. This is why it is important men protect their virginity until marriage.
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Oct 30, 2020 14:08
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That depends if anyone took a cut off the top
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Oct 30, 2020 14:08
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i guess but in retrospect if i could design myself to piss out of the tips of my fingers, i would
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Oct 30, 2020 14:11
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no it's too big
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Oct 30, 2020 14:19
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My dick is photoshopped irl
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Oct 30, 2020 14:27
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I have an innie, OP.
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Oct 30, 2020 14:35
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Feeling kinda left out here because I just have a schlong
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Oct 30, 2020 14:51
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BigBadSteve posted:Yes, it fits in my hand no problem. Mine also fits in BigBadSteve’s hand.
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Oct 30, 2020 14:51
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Perfect is the enemy of good, namaste
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Oct 30, 2020 14:52
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my dick is like my politics - hard and leaning left
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Oct 30, 2020 14:53
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...and last time it was successfully used was decades ago and ended with a tragedy 
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Oct 30, 2020 14:55
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Mozi posted:my dick is like my politics - hard and leaning left only leaning? you're largely a hard centrist?
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Oct 30, 2020 14:59
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i'm working on it, ok
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Oct 30, 2020 15:02
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Remember, refer to things by larger measurements if you're trying to brag. Saying "my quarter foot of pure thunder" sounds better than "three inches of ineffectual friction."
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Oct 30, 2020 15:05
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My hundred millimetre love centipede
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Oct 30, 2020 15:07
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i don't really use it for anything any more so i guess it must be, by default.
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Oct 30, 2020 15:22
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Barudak posted:Everyman is born with a perfect penis but sex slowly damages it. If a man has too many partners and sex after eventually it will become compressed and unable to please any woman. This is why it is important men protect their virginity until marriage. the wire really went off the rails in later seasons
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Oct 30, 2020 15:24
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I think so, but the scales are a little itchy
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Oct 30, 2020 15:35
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After the rear end and chest threads, its about time we had a dick pic thread. Get us started OP! Let's see what you're slingin.
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Oct 30, 2020 15:38
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No anime this time
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Oct 30, 2020 15:40
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just leavin this here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnzYG0ZkrXg quote:The majority of Avalon's work has themes of hard drug use, particularly in reference to his consumption of heroin and crack cocaine,[4] an unusual style in hip hop, where the artist more commonly refers to the sale of such substances. 20 Blunts fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Oct 30, 2020 |
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Oct 30, 2020 15:47
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fishing with the fam posted:After the rear end and chest threads, its about time we had a dick pic thread. Get us started OP! Let's see what you're slingin.
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Oct 30, 2020 15:48
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Meat is meat
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Oct 30, 2020 15:49
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Hangin loose, full o’ juice
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Oct 30, 2020 15:52
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My crotch is completely smooth and featureless, it makes riding the bus less awkward.
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Oct 30, 2020 16:20
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Gentlemen: Dicks, Cocks, Schlongs, Wangs, and dare I say, Weiners
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Oct 30, 2020 16:23
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20 Blunts posted:just leavin this here i actually really like his song roll the dice and have it in a few play lists. also what if my dick is a big ole strap on can i
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Oct 30, 2020 16:25
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Excuse me, it is 4.135 inches, thank you very much!
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Oct 30, 2020 16:26
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mine is the purrrfect size if u get my drift op
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Oct 30, 2020 16:28
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