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it goes without saying our current kleptocracy isn’t sustainable in the short or long term. so if you had your way what would come next? I think here in the good ole Satan we should have a countrywide lottery where everyone under 35 has their names submitted and then the president, their cabinet, courts et al. including local councils are all chosen at random every year. imo it would prevent power hungry megalomaniacs from seizing and keeping the reigns of government, limit nepotism and eliminate the career politician whose only concern is status quo-ing long enough for re-election and then loving off or dying before experiencing the full consequences of their actions. I would make lobbying of any kind illegal, grant complete civil rights to primates and dolphins (yes, this would mean we could have a president gorilla or a president dolphin), dismantle our nuclear weapons program and decrease the pay of all federal workers to garbage person wage (or raise garbage person wage to president pay) - completely disincentivize anyone going out and seeking the job. leaders voting for an act of war would be required to participate on the front lines. there would be no added benefits to governing. and there would be strict oversight dictating all taxpayer dollars would be spent on taxpayers - not on the military or private industry of any kind. the white house would be converted to a museum of american atrocities and no one would live there
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postocracy. we live in a post dictatorship.
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Often Abbreviated posted:postocracy. we live in a post dictatorship. how about a post-post dictatorship no posting allowed, on pain of gulag
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eco-Stalinism. not one step back
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Monarchy. Yaaaaaaaasssssss queen!
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How would we best interpret the directives of a gorilla president
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Empress for Life Hillary Clinton
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a council of wise elders sitting around a table, experts at operating soda fountains
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let this oval-ish set of beverage clerks usher in a golden era
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Flavius Aetass posted:How would we best interpret the directives of a gorilla president fine i'll do it
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theres a dang gorilla in the white house!!
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Flavius Aetass posted:How would we best interpret the directives of a gorilla president Sign language commands translated by a cadre of interpreters.
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Some sort of anarcho-monarchism maybe? There's no hierarchy and everyone is a king
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Bayesian autocracy, in which all decisions are made by various forms of lottery draws, wheel spins, and other forms of arbitrarily random poo poo then interpreted as policy
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Antinatalist gerontocratic cummunism
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Medianocracy, rule by the most average possible people
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make a computer president.
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:make a computer president. Romney ran, he lost
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:make a computer president. You can already get a flesh and blood fascist why'd you want a silicone one.
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national quizquote:In a different world than the one we live in, a world where Japan is the lone superpower of the world, there is a wildly popular game show called the National Quiz. Every night, people dreaming of riches, fame, vengeance and happiness compete on the show, for the chance to be granted a wish, any wish they have: the National Quiz has the power to make your wildest dreams come true. It also has the ability, if you lose, to make your life a living hell.
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Anyone who has ever done a politics course at university, or has a favourite politician, or politics-themed tv show, or knows anything about politics, is banned from ever doing politics
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Anyone who has ever watched an episode of the West Wing is not allowed to vote
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Have you ever read a blog? Got excited for the release of a government report? Know the name of an MP for a constituency that is not your own? Sorry pal
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direct democracy anyone can suggest any law and the whole population vote on said law
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And voting is required by law, not voting or preventing someone from voting is punishable by gulag.
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ikanreed posted:Medianocracy, rule by the most average possible people this is the conclusion of the movie Idiocracy
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bring back blood tanistry
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We elect a random person for a 10 year term and after it's over, off with their heads to avoid any improper dealings and plots.
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https://www.cambridge.org/core/books/socialist-planning/80A1C337AD2ACF7BF4365BA2A1090363
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a massive AI mech named John Rawls
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Benevolent Dictatorship of the proletariat.
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plinko
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ate poo poo on live tv posted:Benevolent Dictatorship of the proletariat. proletariat dictatorship of the benevolent
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Goodocracy. Democracy but we put the good, competent people in charge.
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marxism-robespierrism it mostly involves seizing the means of head production and seeing where things go from there
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Heated Gaming Moment posted:Monarchy. Yaaaaaaaasssssss queen!  Constituional monarchies can gently caress right off though
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:marxism-robespierrism ur mum is the means of head production
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the sex ghost posted:ur mum is the means of head production So we seize her, what's next
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big machine runs everything
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