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Critical
Aug 23, 2007

smikey posted:

He went to a split decision with a 40 year old tomato can with two other pro fights and one amateur?! all of those fights happened this year, to boot

He almost got knocked out by the 40 year old can.

https://streamable.com/yu94fi

lol they look ultimate warrior levels of gassed after that. Final round must have been a waltz.

Critical fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Oct 30, 2020

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smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!

Critical posted:

He almost got knocked out by the 40 year old can.

https://streamable.com/yu94fi

Oh that's beautiful, it's always a good sign when someone drops their loving hands after getting punched in the face

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


smikey posted:



edit: Jake Hager has to be the worst shooter in all fixed or less fixed combat sports

*cough*cmpunk*cough*

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!

Duke Pukem posted:

*cough*cmpunk*cough*

Jake Hager has a background in actual wrestling competition through the collegiate level. Not a guy that "did Kenpo" for a month and thinks because he's taken dozens of stupid spots in his career that trashed him, that he "knows he's tough"

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

smikey posted:

Jake Hager has a background in actual wrestling competition through the collegiate level. Not a guy that "did Kenpo" for a month and thinks because he's taken dozens of stupid spots in his career that trashed him, that he "knows he's tough"

punk trained at roufousport with anthony pettis and ben askren for 19 months before his first fight, his issue wasnt training its just he is not remotely gifted athletically in any sense.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Cmpumkuppercut.gif

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Heavyweight MMA is truly a dumpster. Just where Jake Hager belongs.

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


Neat that he wore AEW trunks i suppose

and that's about it. cannot wait for the day where they give him an actual opponent

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

The back tattoo on Hager’s opponent made me think that Icarus aged very badly for a moment.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Io loving rules :hellyeah:

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


TV Zombie posted:

The back tattoo on Hager’s opponent made me think that Icarus aged very badly for a moment.

It's pretty safe to assume that Icarus has aged badly anyway.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

TV Zombie posted:

The back tattoo on Hager’s opponent made me think that Icarus aged very badly for a moment.

Every Bellator can is a big fat balding 40 year old white guy with way too many cheap tattoos. I think they stamp these guys out of a factory somewhere they're so similar.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Every Bellator can is a big fat balding 40 year old white guy with way too many cheap tattoos. I think they stamp these guys out of a factory somewhere they're so similar.
its called The Midwest op and they don’t have factories anymore

sleepwalkers
Dec 7, 2008


*edit* nvm

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
hot asian ex-wife

https://twitter.com/Khristen/status/1322166787656552449

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

He posted a pic of her passed out the other day so that might just be a rib

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

was he shoot cheating?

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

JUNGLE BOY posted:

was he shoot cheating?

worked shoot cheating.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/RealKingRegal/status/1321960942352146432?s=20

I had no idea old British comic Bobby Ball had trained with Billy Robinson in his youth.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

JUNGLE BOY posted:

was he shoot cheating?

Nah he was getting Christmas presents for all the kids.

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

I’m guessing it’s just a prank and he was caught cheating at monopoly or something

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Why does Karl look like a literal corpse, picture is scary.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

White on white
Pillow and bedsheet
No shirt on bed
GB Machine Gun's dead

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Did Karl stop working out?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Nah he was getting Christmas presents for all the kids.

I heard he was buying flowers for his sweetheart :hai:

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

I'm not entirely sure which thread to post this but I have deemed this one to be adequately appropriate

https://twitter.com/zandravandra/status/1322221329215610880?s=20

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Those numbers spell disaster for Zagreus!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Oh come on, Theseus is obviously Kurt Angle. Perseus is Steiner

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Power Windows posted:

White on white
Pillow and bedsheet
No shirt on bed
GB Machine Gun's dead

this is a great post :hfive:

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/SamiZayn/status/1322232843666395136?s=19

Hell Yeah Sami.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Rarity posted:

Oh come on, Theseus is obviously Kurt Angle. Perseus is Steiner

Kurt Angle is more of a Ship of Theseus to me.

I haven't played Hades.

Queer Salutations
Aug 20, 2009

kind of a shitty wizard...

Rarity posted:

Oh come on, Theseus is obviously Kurt Angle. Perseus is Steiner

Kurt Angle has redeemable qualities so this is incorrect.

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!
That escalated quickly.
https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1322287280564932611

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




Like all high profile Q people who aren't just lonely middle aged women with Trump brain, I'd bet good money that Road Dogg has a long line of 14 year old girls he raped in the 90s and this is all projection.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Vince MechMahon posted:

Like all high profile Q people who aren't just lonely middle aged women with Trump brain, I'd bet good money that Road Dogg has a long line of 14 year old girls he raped in the 90s and this is all projection.

what the gently caress

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



JOHN CENA posted:

what the gently caress

He's a science denying, Trump supporting, confirmed racist who is also a carny. It's just a feeling, nothing more.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Vince MechMahon posted:

Like all high profile Q people who aren't just lonely middle aged women with Trump brain, I'd bet good money that Road Dogg has a long line of 14 year old girls he raped in the 90s and this is all projection.

Man

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

I'm just glad Bix is dunking on that dummy road dogg

Get 'em Bix

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



I will say instead of "I'd bet," it should have been "I wouldn't be surprised if." But I'm not apologizing for the sentiment. gently caress road dogg, he doth protest too much.

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