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Blah blah blah blah!!
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I think about it every day of my life.
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Oct 31, 2020 05:54
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 23, 2024 07:02
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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it was p cool but they forgot to show folks the way 2 murder ur opponent by bludgeoning em 2 death w/ their own severed limb
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Oct 31, 2020 07:53
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- Escape From Noise
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"Finish him!" -Richard Helms
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Oct 31, 2020 07:54
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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Committing a fatality on my opponent, visiting violence upon his body by removing his spine and strangling him to death with it.
The scientists on the other side of the two-way mirror witness me, with saucer-wide eyes, completely nude, making combat noises as I wrap my flacid penis around the trunk of a ficus.
Lil Swamp Booger Baby fucked around with this message at 14:55 on Oct 31, 2020
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Oct 31, 2020 11:44
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- pixaal
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All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.
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Finish Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmm as the screen is explodes into a mess of fractals an unknown amount of time later you have been killed an unknown number of times and just stood there taking it. Your mind starts working again you block success!
You attack they block your mind is struggling block attack block you slowly start to feel like you are doing the same thing over and over and over and over and over you slowly realize you are trapped in a thought loop and not sure how to exit a wrong step means death. You decide to continue in the loop forever. Your mind continues to come out of it and you find yourself naked surrounded in stuffing and pieces of fabric of what used to be a life sized stuffed Barney doll.
You mutter under your breath never take an entire sheet at once again. You hear a faint buzz and a mans voice is heard over a PA "first time someone did that to the doll"
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Oct 31, 2020 12:20
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that fatality where you pistol whip them and then throw them out the window of a high rise and then tell everyone they had LSD and tried to fly seemed a little less cinematic than the earlier games where you freeze someone and shatter them
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Oct 31, 2020 13:54
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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The fatality is severe PTSD for the rest of your life.
Lil Swamp Booger Baby fucked around with this message at 14:55 on Oct 31, 2020
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Oct 31, 2020 14:12
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- nut
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every day of my life
as i sit in a box of pure light under no day and light cycle until i truly believe i am raiden
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Oct 31, 2020 14:31
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every day of my life
as i sit in a box of pure light under no day and light cycle until i truly believe i am raiden
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Oct 31, 2020 14:38
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- pixaal
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All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.
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It actually was, my local arcade had one of the prototype cabinets and it ate my friend. They got rid of it and slid the entire project under the rug.
RIP jimmy no one else at school remembered you
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Oct 31, 2020 14:40
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- Khanstant
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op no offense but maybe youre just a noob saibot irl
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Oct 31, 2020 17:09
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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op no offense but maybe youre just a noob saibot irl
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Oct 31, 2020 17:12
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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I named myself NoobSaibot in 1998 when I was playing StarCraft on Battle.net and I would get kicked from lobbies with reasoning like "he is a noob" i just wanted to play Sunken Defense
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Oct 31, 2020 17:19
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- Khanstant
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what bastards, if u dont have to DL the map, youre obviously not a noob!
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Oct 31, 2020 17:20
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- The_Rob
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Blah blah blah blah!!
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op no offense but maybe youre just a noob saibot irl
how bout you meet me outside and say that to my face!!!
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Oct 31, 2020 18:34
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- take the moon
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by sebmojo
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that fatality where you pistol whip them and then throw them out the window of a high rise and then tell everyone they had LSD and tried to fly seemed a little less cinematic than the earlier games where you freeze someone and shatter them
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Oct 31, 2020 19:20
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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If you peel the sticker off the cartridge and eat it you see wonderful colors.
Don't lick your Switch cartridge they got some kind of weird designer stuff sprinkled on it that tastes like experimental Molly dosed LSD tabs.
Lil Swamp Booger Baby fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Oct 31, 2020
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Oct 31, 2020 19:57
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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*licks the pikmin 3 cartridge* bleh
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Oct 31, 2020 20:05
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Don't lick your Switch cartridge they got some kind of weird designer stuff sprinkled on it that tastes like experimental Molly dosed LSD tabs.
now he tells me
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Oct 31, 2020 20:08
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hippin and hoppin
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Wow that is a very good point
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Nov 1, 2020 07:13
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Turning on and off the lights real fast and trying to convince you that M. Bison is a Mortal Kombat character
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Nov 1, 2020 08:19
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- pixaal
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All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.
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you look in the mirror and your face shifts like you are holding a on random on the player select screen.
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Nov 1, 2020 11:54
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- Adbot
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- pecan
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I am horrified by what I've seen. The complete lack of congressional oversight has led to unchecked power and a total absence of concern for the human beings locked up in this blacksite. Wait...so this guy thinks he's a robot? Ya ok, I'm not too big to admit that's funny. What about this guy? He thinks he's a movie star and that his job is to punch enemies in the nards? Hahaha ok ok I'll leave
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