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Bread is basically yeast farts. I knead to know your thoughts.
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Oct 31, 2020 14:58
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Id eat it
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Oct 31, 2020 14:59
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Beer is yeast piss
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Oct 31, 2020 15:01
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Id drink it
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Oct 31, 2020 15:03
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bradzilla posted:Bread is basically yeast farts. Well hopefully I'll rise to the occasion
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Oct 31, 2020 15:06
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Rye the low effort thread OP?
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Oct 31, 2020 15:09
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bradzilla posted:Bread is basically yeast farts. Please, it's a carb sponge made of yeast farts. And it's delicious.
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Oct 31, 2020 15:14
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Crust me, I dough what I'm talking about. I ain't loafing around
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Oct 31, 2020 15:23
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"AUUUGGHHHHHH! Serrated knife digging into my crust! WHY?"
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Oct 31, 2020 15:26
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Yeast farts explain the flour odor though tbh
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Oct 31, 2020 15:31
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it’s a carb sponge inflated by yeast farts big difference
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Oct 31, 2020 15:33
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Rye the low effort thread OP? Just Toast
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Oct 31, 2020 15:40
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Ladylike yeast is a baker's worst nightmare
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Oct 31, 2020 15:43
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What do you think yeast thinks about when it's stuck in the yeast packet?
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Oct 31, 2020 15:44
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:What do you think yeast thinks about when it's stuck in the yeast packet? War plans against the adjacent packet
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Oct 31, 2020 15:46
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:What do you think yeast thinks about when it's stuck in the yeast packet? The farts it will soon release. They're very dedicated to the form.
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Oct 31, 2020 16:33
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do you ever eat some really good bread, like a french baguette or something, and go "poo poo... with this, and some butter... I could just eat bread and butter forever..." and then congratulate yourself for having a single urge even approaching monkish self-denial? or just me
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Oct 31, 2020 16:49
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:do you ever eat some really good bread, like a french baguette or something, and go "poo poo... with this, and some butter... I could just eat bread and butter forever..." and then congratulate yourself for having a single urge even approaching monkish self-denial? or just me this is the thought that sparked the "you can only eat one thing for the rest of your life" thread
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Oct 31, 2020 16:51
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TheAardvark posted:this is the thought that sparked the "you can only eat one thing for the rest of your life" thread normally my answer to that would be something nasty like raw cookie dough, so I have to cling to my pride in that fleeting bread thought
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Oct 31, 2020 16:52
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:do you ever eat some really good bread, like a french baguette or something, and go "poo poo... with this, and some butter... I could just eat bread and butter forever..." and then congratulate yourself for having a single urge even approaching monkish self-denial? or just me Sometimes at a restaurant when they give you nice bread and a chunk of butter there's salt on the butter and it's great but if I gave myself permission to do that at home I'd be dead in a year
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Oct 31, 2020 16:55
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Icochet posted:Sometimes at a restaurant when they give you nice bread and a chunk of butter there's salt on the butter and it's great but if I gave myself permission to do that at home I'd be dead in a year After making that post, I got up and made exactly that, I literally am eating "buerre avec cristaux de sel" on a piece of warm sourdough as I type this. French expensive butter with sea salt crystals I bought accidentally once and realized there's good and bad butter. In other words I'm on my way to "dead in a year"
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Oct 31, 2020 16:57
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There are worse ways to go
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Oct 31, 2020 17:00
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Sean Connery died eating bread. I will never eat bread again.
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Oct 31, 2020 17:01
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why did the plane fall out of the sky? because tom, the pilot, was a loaf of bread
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Oct 31, 2020 17:03
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I;m thinking about thos breads... Thos thicc breads...  Thos juicy breads...  Thos bouncy breads... 
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Oct 31, 2020 17:05
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please never speak ill of the bread
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Oct 31, 2020 17:05
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what the words "bout to risk it all" was made for
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Oct 31, 2020 17:06
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I hate bread cut off
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Oct 31, 2020 17:12
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Strong bread.
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Oct 31, 2020 17:17
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I love bread but I stopped eating it regularly months ago OP I only eat bread if bagels go on sale or if I eat in a restaurant it sux
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Oct 31, 2020 18:22
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esperterra posted:I love bread but I stopped eating it regularly months ago OP learn to bake it's worth it. gently caress a bagel (figuratively)
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Oct 31, 2020 18:23
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Chomp8645 posted:Strong bread. Would butter those rolls
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Oct 31, 2020 18:25
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:learn to bake it's worth it. gently caress a bagel (figuratively) I do love baking my own fresh bread. My problem is one of self control. If there is bread I will eat all of it immediately b/c it's so drat good!!
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Oct 31, 2020 18:26
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Oct 31, 2020 20:10
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Lightly toasted sourdough or bust.
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Oct 31, 2020 20:13
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20 Blunts posted:why did the plane fall out of the sky? What the heck I thought this was my joke, which functions as a litmus test for what type of humor the person has But YOU know it. HOW Also carb = crab
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Oct 31, 2020 20:17
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neato burrito posted:Lightly toasted sourdough or bust. Lightly busted sourdough or toast
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Oct 31, 2020 20:19
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Lightly busted sourdough or toast 
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Oct 31, 2020 20:22
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Bread mood: happy
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A good, fresh baked bread is one of the tastiest things you can eat. Wonder bread is a crime
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