TRUMP 1460: HAVE A GOOD LIFE, WE WILL SEE YOU SOON!

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atriptothebeach: Oct 27, 2020

Harrow posted:

I'm gonna go find that "white people mourning Romney" website to soothe my brain a little before I have to call into a meeting in 20 minutes

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:48

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 22:05

ScootsMcSkirt: Oct 29, 2013

Vox Nihili posted:

THREE NEEDLES

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/1323348745065504769

no PA needle?

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:49

wet_goods: Jun 21, 2004; I'M BAAD!

Vox Nihili posted:

THREE NEEDLES

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/1323348745065504769

gently caress YES I THOUGHT THERE WERE NO NEEDLES THIS YEAR! TOMORROW IS GOING TO KICK rear end

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:49

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

cumshitter posted:

thats basically how baginas work anyway right? the one time i had sex with my ex-wife i just kind of blacked out and went into a fuge state and when i came to i had run across three state lines in a single night

my first time was super sweaty and confusing but still p good time I�ll try again sometime

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:49

Rynn: Jul 23, 2003

Thoatse posted:

https://scat-diving.ytmnd.com/

Imagine the wind burn

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:49

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

https://theweek.com/speedreads/947279/reuters-equipping-journalists-covering-election-flak-jackets-helmets-gas-masks

Reuters is equipping journalists covering the U.S. election with flak jackets, helmets, and gas masks

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:49

Harrow: Jun 30, 2012

atriptothebeach posted:

what do you think is in turp's bowl here

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:49

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

PyPy posted:

I�ve stopped shampooing my hair and it�s so luxurious now

a lot of people don�t shampoo their armpits

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:49

actionjackson: Jan 12, 2003

PyPy posted:

I�ve stopped shampooing my hair and it�s so luxurious now

it's definitely a good idea unless you have super oily hair

you should still shampoo though, but only once/week

and don't use anything with sulfates, parabens, etc

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:49

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

the paradigm shift posted:

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:50

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

atriptothebeach posted:

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:50

Slamhound: Mar 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/boomieleaks/status/1323086433997959168

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:50

Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

https://www.kxan.com/news/texas/democrats-cancel-central-texas-events-after-trump-supporters-surround-follow-biden-bus-on-i-35/

�The police department also said it has researched the crash and watched online video. It said the �at-fault vehicle� may be the Biden-Harris staffer�s car, while the �victim� appears to be one of the Trump vehicles.

�The at-fault vehicle may be the white SUV and the victim appears to be the black truck,� a statement from SMPD reads.�

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:50

the popes toes: Oct 10, 2004

Harrow posted:

what do you think is in turp's bowl here

mac and cheese, you know, the powder cheese one

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:50

brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015

Mirthless posted:

The fact that Nate wants to tie the entire election to three east coast states makes me want to personally punch everyone touching the atlantic ocean in the face

We got swing states all the way out to mountain here buddy

These three started counting mail and early votes already. There's a chance they will be called pretty early. If any one is called for Biden, he'll be in good shape. If two are, that's pretty much the eleciton.

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:50

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

Mirthless posted:

if we should have learned anything, anything from the events of our adult lives we should have learned this by now

trust nothing, commit to no laws, bear witness to no truths for all is false, all can be changed, all is chaos meant to please a blind, idiot god in the throes of his slumber

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:51

Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

shyduck posted:

I prefer the butter error

we all prefer the butter error but the margarine error gives more accurate results in the midwest

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:51

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/Stowydad/status/1323345383196688385?s=19

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:51

Homocow: Apr 24, 2007; Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!; Pillbug

Slamhound posted:

https://twitter.com/boomieleaks/status/1323086433997959168

lol that owns

gotta find a little joy wherever you are

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:51

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

actionjackson posted:

it's definitely a good idea unless you have super oily hair

you should still shampoo though, but only once/week

and don't use anything with sulfates, parabens, etc

what if I�ve battled dandruff during my life?

I shampoo daily or alternate daily with conditioner. workable?

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:51

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

atriptothebeach posted:

fine dining restaurant and Trump wanted the bowl of spaghetti o's

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:51

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Democrats have snuck above 80% in returned mail-in ballots in PA.

Republicans are glued to 70%. I expect democrats to hit closer to 85% when everything is said and done and the total outstanding ballot ratio (D-R) to be under 50k for Dems. The whole "we can count ballots after e-day" is probably moot at this point.

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:51

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

it's back

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:51

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

tacodaemon posted:

spoopy

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:51

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

the paradigm shift posted:

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:51

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Good Citizen posted:

https://www.kxan.com/news/texas/democrats-cancel-central-texas-events-after-trump-supporters-surround-follow-biden-bus-on-i-35/

“The police department also said it has researched the crash and watched online video. It said the “at-fault vehicle” may be the Biden-Harris staffer’s car, while the “victim” appears to be one of the Trump vehicles.

“The at-fault vehicle may be the white SUV and the victim appears to be the black truck,” a statement from SMPD reads.”

lol

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:51

shovelbum: Oct 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

brugroffil posted:

These three started counting mail and early votes already. There's a chance they will be called pretty early. If any one is called for Biden, he'll be in good shape. If two are, that's pretty much the eleciton.

NC will need in-person turnout in the two counties Barr is sending his death squads to, so RIP

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:51

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

tacodaemon posted:

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:52

Bouillon Rube: Aug 6, 2009

ScootsMcSkirt posted:

no PA needle?

Most of PA is already on the needle

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:52

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Vox Nihili posted:

THREE NEEDLES

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/1323348745065504769

The needle tears a hole

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:52

Ice Phisherman: Apr 12, 2007; Swimming upstream
into the sunset

Slamhound posted:

https://twitter.com/boomieleaks/status/1323086433997959168

The show must go on.

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:52

the popes toes: Oct 10, 2004

Rock My Socks! posted:

Most of PA is already on the needle

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:53

shovelbum: Oct 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

Schnorkles posted:

Democrats have snuck above 80% in returned mail-in ballots in PA.

Republicans are glued to 70%. I expect democrats to hit closer to 85% when everything is said and done and the total outstanding ballot ratio (D-R) to be under 50k for Dems. The whole "we can count ballots after e-day" is probably moot at this point.

How does it look with no e-day turnout counting in Allegheny, Lehigh, or Philadelphia counties?

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:53

Ramrod Hotshot: May 30, 2003

Vox Nihili posted:

THREE NEEDLES

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/1323348745065504769

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5GCn1BKkxg

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:53

Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

brugroffil posted:

These three started counting mail and early votes already. There's a chance they will be called pretty early. If any one is called for Biden, he'll be in good shape. If two are, that's pretty much the eleciton.

alternatively Democrats getting off work late in the midwest decide not to go to the polls since biden has it in the bag and Trump takes those states as panicked Trump supporters rush to catch up

Trump's apparent victory boosted the hell out of turnout in the pacific timezone for dems from what I remember of the events of the time , you could see that in reverse if they try to call the election on east coast results

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:53

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

Democrats have snuck above 80% in returned mail-in ballots in PA.

Republicans are glued to 70%. I expect democrats to hit closer to 85% when everything is said and done and the total outstanding ballot ratio (D-R) to be under 50k for Dems. The whole "we can count ballots after e-day" is probably moot at this point.

I hope you're right.

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:53