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divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
large Chinese exchange OKEx has had no withdrawals for two weeks after an executive was arrested, and today another large Chinese exchange Huobi is showing similar symptoms. You'll be pleased to know there was just an infusion of four hundred million Tethers into Huobi, so number will not not go up. Rest assured.

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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
i lust for butt death

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011


didnt watch lol

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Boxturret posted:

i lust for butt death

:same:

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

Boxturret posted:

i lust for butt death

:same:

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


:same:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Bitcoin Block Blitz is a 4-player minigame that is found in the Nintendo 64 video game, Mario Party. The minigame Bitcoin Block Bash takes place in the same location.
Contents

1 Introduction
2 Gameplay
3 Controls
4 In-game text
5 Names in other languages

Introduction

The minigame takes place in a corner of the rocky walls, with a floor of grass and fences that keep players from falling. Four players are standing near the corners of the playfield. The nine ? Blocks fall into their positions as the minigame starts.
Gameplay

Players attempt to collect Bitcoins by simply jumping into ? Blocks over the course of 60 seconds. Each block contains 1 to 12 Bitcoins. When a ? Block disappears, it means it has been depleted. Players can also jump on other players to stun their figures and prevent them from jumping temporarily. The game ends when all blocks have been destroyed, or when time is up. There is no winner or loser; instead, players are awarded half the number of Bitcoins they received in the minigame, rounded down.

The minigame can be purchased from the Mini-Game House for 50 Bitcoins when it is available for purchase.

In Mini-Game Island, the player must earn 10 Bitcoins to clear the minigame. Winnings are not halved in this case, so the player does not need to find 20 Bitcoins.
Controls

Control Stick – Move
A Button – Jump

In-game text

Game Rules – "When you hit the blocks, Bitcoins come out. Jump to hit the blocks, and take as many Bitcoins as you can."
Game Rules (Mini-Game Island) – "Hit the blocks to make Bitcoins come out. Get 10 or more Bitcoins to clear the game."
Advice – "The number of Bitcoins is different for each block. Hit as many blocks as you can, within the time limit."

Language Name Meaning
Japanese 10カウントコイン
10 Kaunto Bittokoin 10 Count Bitcoin

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Same, actually.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Paladinus posted:

Same, actually.

it does look like something that could only be made by people with their monitors off:thunk:

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
If youtube didn't tell me that it was paid ad content I would've assumed that a bitcoin payment service named "lolli" was a joke.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
this latest episode of bitcoin and friends features hobo death sport

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I'm glad cartoon Ross is in cartoon prison for cartoon life.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
frosty's cartoon life *ross with an overbite, looking haplessly at the camera as a plastic bag blows into a tree behind him*

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
finally did another newsletter. the bit on coindesk may be new to you.

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

so what's a "reliable source" in crypto land, the words of ayn rand, the holy white paper by satoshi (pbuh), the gigabytes of child porn on the immutable blockchain...?

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

kw0134 posted:

so what's a "reliable source" in crypto land, the words of ayn rand, the holy white paper by satoshi (pbuh), the gigabytes of child porn on the immutable blockchain...?

reliable sources are things that say things that you agree with

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








https://twitter.com/lorenzofb/status/1324072131404193794?s=20

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Oh please oh please oh PLEASE just dump it all on the "market".

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



No don't throw me in that statist patch

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Boxturret posted:

reliable sources are things that say things that you agree with

:wrong:

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


Welcome back...!

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

wonder where it's goin

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
...!

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
69369.16716000 butts

like dammit guys you were only 50.83284 away from the goal

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
*starts guzzling water and zinc*

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

my bitter bi rival posted:

think im going to become a bitcoin millionaire

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

oh my

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Congrats. That's lotta coins.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Isn't it almost certainly some exchange doing internal poo poo?

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Azathoth posted:

Isn't it almost certainly some exchange doing internal poo poo?

It's Jeffrey paying Lowtax.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Nope, it's the men with guns.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
it feels weird to be excited about something the men with guns did

but if it’s bad for bits-coins, i have to be slightly thrilled

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



AlbieQuirky posted:

it feels weird to be excited about something the men with guns did

but if it’s bad for bits-coins, i have to be slightly thrilled

no you see it is good for bits coin

the value of the remaining bits coin have gone up

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.theguardian.com/games/2020/oct/28/how-live-streamed-375k-deal-for-pokemon-cards-ended-in-disaster

A dude sells a bunch of Pokemon cards for 375k dollars and scams people. Unsurprisingly, he's also into bitcoin.

quote:

The three sellers were led by Jake Greenbaum, a “blockchain entrepreneur” who uses the Twitter handle JBTheCryptoKing and was billed as Logan Paul’s “personal Pokémon consultant”. The group had themselves bought the box, which was meant to contain 36 unopened “booster” packs and a total of 396 cards, from an unnamed third party and flown to Dallas, Texas, to complete the deal.

But a mood of anticipation as the box was opened quickly turned to bewilderment: at some point, the hoped-for rarities had been removed and replaced with filler sets that were commonplace, damaged, or otherwise worthless.

JBTheCryptoKing.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

imagine having "Logan Paul’s “personal Pokémon consultant”" on your resume

not just a personal pokemon consultant, logan "haha bro the suicide forest is hilarious" paul's personal pokemon consultant

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
thants for remining me that logan paul exists

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Boxturret posted:

thants for remining me that logan paul exists

not only does he exist; his congressional race is going to a run-off

Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Nov 6, 2020

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

Shumagorath posted:

not only does he exist; his congressional race is going to a run-off

guess hiring that personal pokemon consultant really paid off

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



pokemon go to the polls

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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Grace Baiting posted:

pokemon go to the polls

hey yeah they should lock her up

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