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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
mine has always been at the nearby girlscouts hq, which is really nice. since it's a private org it also means they can ban open carry there. not so for many other polling locations in this state.

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


when you vote by mail your polling place is in your heart, right next to jesus

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



President Beep posted:

mine has always been at the nearby girlscouts hq, which is really nice. since it's a private org it also means they can ban open carry there. not so for many other polling locations in this state.

in florida polling places are by statute public property owned by the state on election day. makes it so we can tell preachers that all the political signs they don’t want in front of their church are legal and staying up until polls close. we’ve had two today trying to remove only the biden signs and we just “nope” at them and keep em posted.

my county is about to pass 2016 total turnout with 5.5 hours to go.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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also just loving :lol: that the best attack they could throw at biden on election day is that his son did a lot of drugs, banged hot women, and has an impressive hog.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Mr. Nice! posted:

also just loving :lol: that the best attack they could throw at biden on election day is that his son did a lot of drugs, banged hot women, and has an impressive hog.

https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN/status/1319110536240377857?s=20

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



dude was absolutely 100% sure he was going to bone down with a girl he was told was 15 years old

He was extremely casual about it. Something to consider.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
hunter biden is literally the platonic ideal of a failson, i love him

* pro legalizing it
* world traveler
* business acumen
* pays the sex workers
* notable hog

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

dude was absolutely 100% sure he was going to bone down with a girl he was told was 15 years old

He was extremely casual about it. Something to consider.

borat just needed to wait another 10 seconds for him to whip out his toad and then my life would have been complete

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Roosevelt posted:

borat just needed to wait another 10 seconds for him to whip out his toad and then my life would have been complete

i'm assuming they didn't want to trip over any involuntary porn laws or something

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

Jonny 290 posted:

notable hog

mods

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



in an interview with cohen done by colbert, he says they had a hidden room in a closet where cohen was hiding. his people for whatever reason didn’t charge the cell phone that he had in the hidden room with him. when he got in there it was at 3% so he was in a pitch black room with little contact outside. he’d use airplane mode to keep the phone alive and periodically check for texts from the actress playing tutar. i don’t think they expected rudy to just lay on the bed and get ready for whatever and cohen panicked to ensure things didn’t go from
bad to worse.

he also nearly got shot and battered at the event where he sang wuhan flu as country steve.

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

Jonny 290 posted:

hunter biden is literally the platonic ideal of a failson, i love him

* pro legalizing it
* world traveler
* business acumen
* pays the sex workers
* notable hog

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I'm going to guess trump has some immunity deal lined up with the dems if he loses otherwise I think he'd be way more unhinged than normal

he probably also has some sort of 9 figure tv deal lined up with fox or oan

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

qirex posted:

I'm going to guess trump has some immunity deal lined up with the dems if he loses otherwise I think he'd be way more unhinged than normal

he probably also has some sort of 9 figure tv deal lined up with fox or oan
looking forward to seeing samantha bee have him on and they’ll wear matching pashmina shawls

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
he and michelle can hold hands at the baseball game :3:

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Jon stewart is coming back so he can ask Trump a bunch of worthless questions like if his golf game improved while in office

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Kenny Logins posted:

looking forward to seeing samantha bee have him on and they’ll wear matching pashmina shawls

matching blackface with trudeau

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

President Beep posted:

matching blackface with trudeau
“come out ye black and tans”, indeed

Beamed
Nov 26, 2010

Then you have a responsibility that no man has ever faced. You have your fear which could become reality, and you have Godzilla, which is reality.


The_Franz posted:

polls in 2020 are still broken because the overwhelming majority of people don't answer calls from numbers they don't recognize, and the ones that do tend to be older liberal types

this is what people said in 2018 and polling was super accurate then. polling was pretty accurate in 2020 too tbh, people just didnt wanna acknowledge it

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Kenny Logins posted:

“come out ye black and tans”, indeed

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


qirex posted:

I'm going to guess trump has some immunity deal lined up with the dems if he loses otherwise I think he'd be way more unhinged than normal

he probably also has some sort of 9 figure tv deal lined up with fox or oan

he was on a call on fox this morning and legit sounded drugged off his gourd

like yeah people say he sounds drugged all the time but this wasn't like that

it sounds like he's on four xanax bars

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

PIZZA.BAT posted:

he was on a call on fox this morning and legit sounded drugged off his gourd

like yeah people say he sounds drugged all the time but this wasn't like that

it sounds like he's on four xanax bars

isn't he doing a ridiculous number of his white nationalist rallies?

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


akadajet posted:

isn't he doing a ridiculous amount of rallies?

was and yeah

https://twitter.com/KyleKulinski/status/1323699646712131586

he's struggling to even put together a trump-like sentence

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

PIZZA.BAT posted:

he was on a call on fox this morning and legit sounded drugged off his gourd

like yeah people say he sounds drugged all the time but this wasn't like that

it sounds like he's on four xanax bars

they're just gonna roll his rear end out on a hand truck like hannibal lecter

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
dudes obviously not that confident to begin with because he didnt plan a giant superspreader rally to cap it all of with

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mFiD8SiFf8&hd=1

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

PIZZA.BAT posted:

he was on a call on fox this morning and legit sounded drugged off his gourd

like yeah people say he sounds drugged all the time but this wasn't like that

it sounds like he's on four xanax bars

maybe all those steroids are starting to wear off

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

PIZZA.BAT posted:

was and yeah

https://twitter.com/KyleKulinski/status/1323699646712131586

he's struggling to even put together a trump-like sentence

what are you talking about he was very strong in his talk of viggdery

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

qirex posted:

I'm going to guess trump has some immunity deal lined up with the dems if he loses otherwise I think he'd be way more unhinged than normal

he probably also has some sort of 9 figure tv deal lined up with fox or oan
I like to imagine some old school GOP apparatchik actually sat him down and explained that no one ever ever ever really prosecutes the administration before theirs because they won't want THEIR admin prosecuted when it ends.

If Bush and Co. get to pretty much walk, anyone does.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

kitten emergency posted:

dudes obviously not that confident to begin with because he didnt plan a giant superspreader rally to cap it all of with

lol. remember when he wanted a big parade with tanks and poo poo?

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

trump is going to loving whine and complain about the presidency for years and years and years to come, and will speak on any platform that offers him airtime, about how the whole thing was rigged against him and he had to constantly fight to M.A.G.A. and his dumbass followers will continue to believe every word he says and worship him, until he dies. I won't say any more because of the probe risk.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

polyester concept posted:

I won't say any more because of the probe risk.

i know that feel. we all know that feel.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Trump can lose and continue to campaign for the entire Biden first term

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

lol
https://twitter.com/JessicaValenti/status/1323710807545421830

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

this girl rocks

https://twitter.com/JessicaValenti/status/1323718073371762694

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Fabricated posted:

I like to imagine some old school GOP apparatchik actually sat him down and explained that no one ever ever ever really prosecutes the administration before theirs because they won't want THEIR admin prosecuted when it ends.

If Bush and Co. get to pretty much walk, anyone does.
no administration prosecutes the administration before theirs

but isn’t he going to be under the gun on state level(s)?

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

polyester concept posted:

trump is going to loving whine and complain about the presidency for years and years and years to come, and will speak on any platform that offers him airtime, about how the whole thing was rigged against him and he had to constantly fight to M.A.G.A. and his dumbass followers will continue to believe every word he says and worship him, until he dies. I won't say any more because of the probe risk.
he will always entertain the idea of a second non-consecutive term as being realistic. he would want a different flotus next time around though lol

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Jonny 290 posted:

hunter biden is literally the platonic ideal of a failson, i love him

* pro legalizing it
* world traveler
* business acumen
* pays the sex workers
* notable hog

It rules that was their strategy to get Biden. It's like literally everyone's dream if they ever get rich is to do a lot of drugs and have a lot of sex.

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The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


Kenny Logins posted:

no administration prosecutes the administration before theirs

but isn’t he going to be under the gun on state level(s)?

iirc, the new york ag has stated he's ready to prosecute trump after his presidency

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