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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i hear a plane outside, gently caress off schorkles,

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
i had my doubts about all this Biden poo poo until I hear Rudy is involved in the lawyering for turmo's ratfuck operation

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Agrajag posted:

biden literally ran on nothing and had a poo poo rear end result running against a president that killed over 250k americans

oh also dems lost house seats and the gop still controls the loving senate

if biden ran on nothing and appealed to no one he's done pretty good, tbh.

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


Mr. Pizza posted:

there's an uncontrolled deadly pandemic sweeping across this country lmao

what are we gonna do about it, vote?

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Ben Nerevarine posted:

dead, but not forgotten



what is he saying? “my bubbub”?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

I love that map, I live in PA-17 but I can get to PA-18 by walking ten minutes south. Ten more minutes south and I’m back in PA-18

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Schnorkles posted:

65-35. It just got a lot easier.

how many votes are there to count in NC?

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Schnorkles posted:

realistically the downballot GOP expanding a bit in the house and only losing a seat in the senate probably makes cutting trump off at the knees much easier for them - in one sense, you don't have a party that sees an existential threat to its existence anymore, so true schinnanigans are getting knee capped

that said its because 4 years of nothing happening and then president tucker carlson

wait the republicans added house seats? wasnt everyone predicting the dems would pick up several lol

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
my hopey

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Ardennes posted:

I don't know how the GOP doesn't retake the White House in 2024.

Also, pretty much all Democratic leading polls were off 4-5% minimum if not up if not like 8-10% in some cases.

the polling industry is absolutely useless and garbage

also nate silver needs to gently caress off into obscurity forver

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

actionjackson posted:

even with this aren't they only going to have 48 seats (plus Warnock if he wins the special)?

yeah, but you got mittens and ffeinstin plus whoever croaks with a dem gov

*slowly turns to kentuky*

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Mr. Pizza posted:

there's an uncontrolled deadly pandemic sweeping across this country lmao

And its name is democracy

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

DO SOMETHING!!

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans
sad to say that measure C failed in sacramento. its because of who was in charge of the campaign.

all their message was that their opponents were outspending them

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I’m glad to be wrong, if I am.

everyone should be given election prediction amnesty but in the future i hope we can all present our predictions without being repetitive abrasive dicks about it, or calling each other brokebrained idiots, or diagnosing each other with ptsd and learned helplessness syndrome or whatever

nobody knows the future in the age of trump

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
u gotta admit, for being empty coat hanger with a small post it note that says "racism" stuck to it, biden did extraordinarily well.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

dunno why people think nothing will get done. biden will compromise his already democratic(republican) values with the republicans and meet them half way on major legislation. and everyone will love it!!!

not me though, because i see the truth. "trump" i'll whisper, very low, imperceptible even to me. but it'll steadily grow and grow until we PUT TOREURTMNOU BACK IN THE WH!!!

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

Mr. Pizza posted:

there's an uncontrolled deadly pandemic sweeping across this country lmao

trumpism was out of control, but the election is over and just like that it's going away

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Ben Nerevarine posted:

dead, but not forgotten


Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Shear Modulus posted:

wait the republicans added house seats? wasnt everyone predicting the dems would pick up several lol

yup, about 10 I think

u wanna know why this is good? it means pelosi is gettin couped

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
lol biden lost. this is incredible. he won the white house and yet still lost.

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

Mr. Pizza posted:

there's an uncontrolled deadly pandemic sweeping across this country lmao
a thousand people dying every day and it's only going to get worse as flu season ramps up

TRUMP!

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Shear Modulus posted:

wait the republicans added house seats? wasnt everyone predicting the dems would pick up several lol

lol yup

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

The Saucer Hovers posted:

Bidet: Two Scoops of ICE Cream

:trumppop:

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
im gunna loving lol if PA voter turnout breaks 7 million

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

yup, about 10 I think

u wanna know why this is good? it means pelosi is gettin couped

how is she possibly going to be replaced by someone who isn't worse

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

oxsnard posted:

how many votes are there to count in NC?

dunno, ballots have until the 12th to arrive.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Mr. Pizza posted:

there's an uncontrolled deadly pandemic sweeping across this country lmao

I know this is crazy but it helped Truml

(because Americans are completely insane)

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Blue Georgia means Stacey Abrams is lord of gotv right?

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Schnorkles posted:

yup, about 10 I think

u wanna know why this is good? it means pelosi is gettin couped

no you dumb plane, it means loving leftist are getting kicked to the curb. pelosi is staying put. the squad is getting jackshit done. in fact, they probably lose positions

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Mr. Pizza posted:

there's an uncontrolled deadly pandemic sweeping across this country lmao

plandemic

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

how is she possibly going to be replaced by someone who isn't worse

maxine waters would be a good replacement

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

also i'm posting this here to absorb all of tayne's pittsburgh posting 1ups so that he may be probated for senseless pittsburgh posting again

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Dustcat posted:

everyone should be given election prediction amnesty but in the future i hope we can all present our predictions without being repetitive abrasive dicks about it

https://twitter.com/dril/status/922321981

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I love that map, I live in PA-17 but I can get to PA-18 by walking ten minutes south. Ten more minutes south and I’m back in PA-18

that map isn’t even relatively that bad

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Dustcat posted:

everyone should be given election prediction amnesty but in the future i hope we can all present our predictions without being repetitive abrasive dicks about it, or calling each other brokebrained idiots, or diagnosing each other with ptsd and learned helplessness syndrome or whatever

nobody knows the future in the age of trump

yeah ok i'll give it a shot

The Chairman
Jun 30, 2003

But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun

euphronius posted:

that map isn’t even relatively that bad

yeah, it used to be this

gregday
May 23, 2003

at first I read that tweet as being from comedian rob delaney and chuckled at it, before

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



euphronius posted:

I know this is crazy but it helped Truml

(because Americans are completely insane)

it helped trump because republicans are the national security party

also when he caught the virus and recovered over the weekend it proved to everyone that it was in fact overblown and is just as bad as a cold, vindicating trmp forever

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ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Judakel posted:

no you dumb plane, it means loving leftist are getting kicked to the curb. pelosi is staying put. the squad is getting jackshit done. in fact, they probably lose positions

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