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TheAardvark posted:i think protein wise we should be fair and do a mix Surstromming for sea
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May I recommend a steak purchased from the dollar store?
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Nov 5, 2020 23:37
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Jesus lutefisk is 50 dollars for the cheapest I can find, I’m a fuckin teacher come on lol
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air: locusts land: beef tartare sea: canned oysters I agree with the goons who said lutefisk and circus peanuts, also
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Can you melt circus peanuts? Could that be used as a bean cooking liquid?
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Nov 5, 2020 23:38
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TheAardvark posted:Can you melt circus peanuts? Could that be used as a bean cooking liquid? The last time I tried they just deflated and burned.
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Nov 5, 2020 23:39
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TheAardvark posted:Can you melt circus peanuts? Could that be used as a bean cooking liquid? If they can't be melted I propose we blitz the circus peanuts into a slurry with another liquid to soak the beans in
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Nov 5, 2020 23:40
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Nordic fish may be out of my price range but bugs seem to be more affordable
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protein: circus peanuts
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Lieutenant Dan posted:If they can't be melted I propose we blitz the circus peanuts into a slurry with another liquid to soak the beans in HugeGrossBurrito posted:Nordic fish may be out of my price range but bugs seem to be more affordable So like a peanut-bean-cricket puree kinda thing via food processor?
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Nov 5, 2020 23:42
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:So like a peanut-bean-cricket puree kinda thing via food processor? i think we're approaching human rights violations here
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Nov 5, 2020 23:43
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Nordic fish may be out of my price range but bugs seem to be more affordable I think crickets are legit good so I'd veto bugs. They're just land lobsters!
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Nov 5, 2020 23:44
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Spam+tuna for the meat Iceberg lettuce for the salad Chickpeas for the beans Mayo+ketchup mixed together for the sauce
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Nov 5, 2020 23:44
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Natto is beans. So the burrito should have natto.
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Nov 5, 2020 23:46
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I always assumed HGB's moniker was from this article.
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BrigadierSensible posted:Natto is beans. So the burrito should have natto. Holy poo poo, yes. 
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Tortilla: - Hot dog buns soaked in water (or maybe some other liquid?) so they can be smashed down and rolled into a tortilla like shape. Probably have to let the liquid dry out before making the burrito. Protein: - We are going to stick to the hot dog theme and have hot dogs be the protein. And not good hot dogs, gotta be those cheap 99 cents / pack hot dogs. Filling: - Coconut flakes Filling 2: - Colored Sprinkles Filling 3: - Guess you want some sort of beans. So lets go with some peanuts even though they are fake beans. Salsa (thats spanish for sauce): - Chocolate sauce & ranch dressing salsa
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Nov 5, 2020 23:48
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13Pandora13 posted:I always assumed HGB's moniker was from this article. I woke up with the phrase stuck in my head the day before I registered it lol.
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Nov 5, 2020 23:49
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Tortilla: somehow make mustard, peanut butter, and buckwheat flour into a tortilla. Protein: Cold hotdogs, the super cheap kind that are dyed red. Diced. Filling: Capers: 1/3 cup Filling 2: Peel of 4 oranges stewed in fish stock until super soft or whatever. Cut into strips. Filling 3: Crushed Peppermint Discs: 10 Salsa (thats spanish for sauce): miracle whip thinned with dr pepper and cooked until a smooth, homogenous sauce. (Not sure if this part is possible)
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Nov 5, 2020 23:50
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You can get cat litter at a grocery store and it’s technically capable of being ingested.
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Nov 5, 2020 23:51
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Salsa (thats spanish for sauce): - Chocolate sauce & ranch dressing salsa Jesus christ. Thinking about what that would taste like... gently caress...
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Nov 5, 2020 23:51
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Protein: TRUMP STEAKS And whatever other lovely food can be bought from a Trump property
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All right lots of good suggestions so far, but we need to get some order in here to come up with the final thing. So let's focus for a moment: Beans: Bean soaking liquid (if dried): I am leaning towards chickpeas as the most appropriate bean for a Trump burrito. Soaking liquid?
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Nov 5, 2020 23:53
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Tortilla: rice paper Protein: canned tuna Filling: Folgers crystals Filling 2: kimchi Filling 3: watermellon Salsa (thats spanish for sauce): Chocolate syrup
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Nov 5, 2020 23:53
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Bakker Bucket Burrito
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bird with big dick posted:You can get cat litter at a grocery store and it’s technically capable of being ingested. How could u do this to me
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TheAardvark posted:All right lots of good suggestions so far, but we need to get some order in here to come up with the final thing. So let's focus for a moment: I like the suggestion of apple juice as the ol’ pee stand in.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:The last time I tried they just deflated and burned. ...but why would you try that?
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Nov 5, 2020 23:56
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the beans in the dessert burrito should be those joke jelly beans that have farts and earwax mixed in
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Nov 5, 2020 23:56
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Tortilla:Two store brand pizza crusts.(you want huge this is how Freebirds makes a Super Monster, by using two large tortillas) Protein:Beef Tripe, marinated in fajita seasoning Filling:I heard marshmallow fluff mentioned multiple times Filling 2:Raw Stovetop stuffing Filling 3:Guacamole, but instead of avocado, use banana Salsa (thats spanish for sauce):Worcestershire sauce
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Nov 5, 2020 23:58
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TheAardvark posted:All right lots of good suggestions so far, but we need to get some order in here to come up with the final thing. So let's focus for a moment: Malort The beans are inconsequential at that point.
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dog nougat posted:Malort I have been trying to get Malort for years!
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Bean soaking liquid (if dried): Whole Milk + ???
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Lieutenant Dan posted:Bean soaking liquid (if dried): Whole Milk + ??? Maybe soy milk instead, because of the whole soy boy thing
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Althalin posted:...but why would you try that? I grew up in the middle of nowhere and my friends and I needed to kill time somehow. Seeing what things will melt was a safer diversion than our usual “fill tennis balls with strike anywhere match heads” type stuff.
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Maybe soy milk instead, because of the whole soy boy thing Good point, soy is also beans as well
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Beans: coffee beans Bean soaking liquid (if dried): Cotton Candy Faygo
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Tortilla: Vietnamese rice paper  Protein: Broccoli  Filling: Baby carrots  Filling 2: baby corn  Filling 3 : Cherry tomatoes  Filling 4 : Sprouts  Filling 5 : Feta  Salsa (thats spanish for sauce): 
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dog nougat posted:Bakker Bucket Burrito Goddamn, that's just cruel.
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