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how about just pure straight cumin, nothing else just a cumin burrito
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Would it be possible to have Fruit Roll-Ups as the wrapping? Or are we tempting the wrath of god
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Lieutenant Dan posted:Would it be possible to have Fruit Roll-Ups as the wrapping? Or are we tempting the wrath of god There's no God here
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Nov 6, 2020 00:13
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I don't care as long as it has 
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Nov 6, 2020 00:15
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Tortilla: Corn, crumbled much like earlier suggestions Protein: Spam Filling: Mayo with olives Filling 2: Brussel sprouts cooked in balsamic vinegar Filling 3: Garbanzo beans marinated in fullgrain mustard Salsa (thats spanish for sauce): Pancake mix
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Nov 6, 2020 00:16
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Bitchn sauce must be included, Costco thread represent!
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Cartoon Man posted:Bitchn sauce must be included, Costco thread represent! Made in my hometown 
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Nov 6, 2020 00:19
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Make the infamous french onion mix chili and use that for the sauce. Bonus is that he'll have lovely chili that he has to eat later
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Nov 6, 2020 00:20
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Bean soaking liquid:vinegar. But not good vinegar, that gross poo poo that comes in a gallon jug people clean coffee makers with.
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Nov 6, 2020 00:20
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but a burrito
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Nov 6, 2020 00:20
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Tortilla: bologna slices Protein: hotdogs, the kind with the casing Filling: vegemite Filling 2: braunschweiger Filling 3:goya black beans, soaked in the hotdog water Salsa (thats spanish for sauce): the cheese powder from a box of mac and cheese
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Nov 6, 2020 00:22
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yes to natto with jelly beans lmao
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Nov 6, 2020 02:13
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I think we're going to need a proper survey. None of this first past the post bullshit.
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Nov 6, 2020 02:15
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HGB please eat this burrito in a conference or Screencastify recording if your district is doing virtual, remote, or hybrid learning. Show your students how American democracy really works.
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Nov 6, 2020 02:22
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Bean soaking fluid: the oil that sun-dried tomatoes are stored in. Alternately, hot dog water.
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Nov 6, 2020 02:27
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DoomedFish posted:Bean soaking fluid: the oil that sun-dried tomatoes are stored in. Alternately, hot dog water. I do think hot dog water is a must. I vote we boil hot dogs in apple juice and use the resulting delicious broth to soak and cook the chickpeas.
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Nov 6, 2020 02:31
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TheAardvark posted:I do think hot dog water is a must. I vote we boil hot dogs in apple juice and use the resulting delicious broth to soak and cook the chickpeas. I second this motion.
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Nov 6, 2020 02:41
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The protein should be a cheap steak, cooked way beyond well done, and swimming in ketchup.
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Nov 6, 2020 02:54
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Miso is beans. Add gobs of miso
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Nov 6, 2020 03:17
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Lucky Guy posted:The protein should be a cheap steak, cooked way beyond well done, and swimming in ketchup. We can do better: Steak'umm.
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Nov 6, 2020 03:20
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Can we get some Grape Nuts in the burrito?
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Nov 6, 2020 03:37
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I think it should have some capers in it.
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Saalkin posted:I think it should have some capers in it. Absolutely. My recipe from earlier has em. dog nougat posted:Tortilla: somehow make mustard, peanut butter, and buckwheat flour into a tortilla. Maybe orange peel "candied" in fish sauce or some other vile liquid.
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Double post. Aspic burrito. Like make some unholy burrito concoction and suspend it in hotdog water gelatin. Or just make every filling a gelatinous version of whatever it's supposed to be. Bean gelatin  Edit: or just a layered tube of gelatin "fillings" wrapped in a tortilla
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Nov 6, 2020 04:38
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Tortilla: Nori sheets (seaweed wraps, available in any decently-stocked grocery store) Protein: Almonds Filling: Quinoa Filling 2: Kit-Kat bars Filling 3: Peppermints Salsa (thats spanish for sauce): Magic Shell chocolate sauce
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Nov 6, 2020 04:42
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Knot My President! posted:Tortilla: Vietnamese rice paper Isn't this just a spring roll made at a Pizza Hut salad bar? I got no qualms eating this.
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Nov 6, 2020 04:48
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Low fat Miracle Whip instead of sour cream. Regular Miracle Whip is bad but the low fat stuff is a special kind of bad.
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Nov 6, 2020 04:58
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Tortilla: Corn, the non-crispy floppy kind. The texture is gross and the flavor isn't much better. Protein: I'm torn between pickled pigs feet and catfish. Filling 1: Lima beans. Again, texture. Filling 2: Black licorice. Goes with nothing, clashes with everything. Filling 3: Onions. White and the stronger the better. Salsa (thats spanish for sauce): Chocolate bourbon ice cream topping
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Nov 6, 2020 05:14
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If there isn't a dollop of a whole puréed fish delight then I just don't know what to think.
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Nov 6, 2020 05:19
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some freeze-dried cranberries would add a little sweetness to the mayo
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Balut https://i.imgur.com/JAMtB9J.jpeg
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Tortilla: Cauliflower Tortillas Protein: Paella Filling: Huitlacoche Filling 2: Nopalitos Filling 3: Arroz Negro Salsa (thats spanish for sauce): Mole Blanco.
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wrap: the wonkiest low carb sprouted grain free range goofball miracle flatbread wrap you can source at the store. this will probably be the most expensive component. if you make it yourself, find a recipe for protein powder tortillas/pancakes/crepes that use whey protein as their main ingredient. beans: dried chickpeas re-hydrated in apple cider vinegar (with THE MOTHER!!!) or natto protein: something in the category of: cheap hot dogs, spam, potted meat, chipped beef, slim jims. GERBER PUREED TURKEY AND GRAVY SLURRY filling 1: as mentioned by others, marshmallow fluff or circus peanuts filling 2: we need a veg or fruit in there. canned spinach, or candied ginger filling 3: let's get some spice. pickled hot cherry peppers, or laoganma (hot chili oil with sichuan peppercorn) salsa (that's spanish for sauce): creamy horseradish sauce. A few packs of Arby's horsey sauce or Burger King zesty onion ring sauce would work in a pinch WITCHCRAFT fucked around with this message at 07:55 on Nov 6, 2020 |
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dog nougat posted:Double post. sugoi natto and hotdog water chickpeas and soft boiled eggs in orange jello with marshmallow fluff and canned pineapple, in a tortilla
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Woodsy Owl posted:Miso is beans. Add gobs of miso Adzuki is made from beans also. I say we go all bean and make an adzuki-miso-natto burrito.
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Tortillas: just regular sore bought shelf stable flour tortillas, they are already nasty enough. Protein: those hotdogs that have cheese inside, boiled Filling: canned chickpeas More filling: riced cauliflower Flavors: that powder you sprinkle on popcorn, dealer's choice, squirt a grapefruit in there Salsa: olive tepenade.
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Nov 6, 2020 10:59
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Durian... Cornstarch... Smoked salmon... Burnt garlic... With a tab reduction
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Nov 6, 2020 12:14
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Cowman posted:how about just pure straight cum, nothing else just a cum burrito
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Tortilla: The sacred lifeblood of the proud American Union /cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/53196217/shutterstock_296793953.0.jpg) Protein: The symbol of Freedom  Filling: The cuisine of the right  Filling 2: The cuisine of the left  Filling 3: Wagyu beef and instant ramen, symbolizing poverty and wealth intermixed, each ingredient supporting the other  Salsa (thats spanish for sauce): The essence of anguish and fear  Throw in these microorganism popsicles for added relevance  Truly, a symbolic food to savor with relish Small Gay Planet fucked around with this message at 12:35 on Nov 6, 2020 |
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