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withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

BrigadierSensible posted:

Has Ivana, or Marla, (his two ex-wives) made any sort of statement yet? Not that they have anything politically important to say, just that getting laughed at by an ex wife is the kind of thing that would really hurt Donald's feelings.

Has Melania been sighted at all in the last week? At all?

Melania's twitter account posted something that clearly originated from the campaign. So she apparently left her phone at the white house, wherever she actually is.

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

BrigadierSensible posted:

Has Ivana, or Marla, (his two ex-wives) made any sort of statement yet? Not that they have anything politically important to say, just that getting laughed at by an ex wife is the kind of thing that would really hurt Donald's feelings.

Has Melania been sighted at all in the last week? At all?

The “lowtax ending” with Melania joining in would be a solid conclusion.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Just want to remind everyone the secret service made commemorative Trump coins with pacifiers on them.



Lol is this real?

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Adolf Glitter posted:

Who is that old English king with the mangled face again?

All of them

Underwhelmed
Mar 7, 2004


Nap Ghost

Catastrophe posted:

I have a Stay Alive Till '75 shirt. That was their slogan for a while.

JWs wink-wink, nudge-nudge decided that 1975 would bring the end of the world. Their followers, thinking there wasn't much time left on this planet, quit their jobs, got into massive debt, stopped paying bills, etc. 1975 came and went and, surprise, JWs were wrong about that prediction. They left a bunch of their followers ruined and had to apologize for their false prophecy.



The "spend like its doomsday cuz the Rapture is coming any second now" financial plan is the norm among the Catholic side of my family.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Frank Frank posted:

The “lowtax ending” with Melania joining in would be a solid conclusion.

His entire family flipping him the bird would be nice, but they drink too deeply of the Trump Kool-Aid.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Shanghaied posted:

LMAO vintage lol. Also you can be sure that he had to ask an aide what wine is made from.

A small petty thing as well.

There's no such thing as a "grape farm". The term is a vineyard.

As far as I know, any vintners please feel free to correct me in my ignorance.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Adolf Glitter posted:

Who is that old English king with the mangled face again?

think you mean charles ii of spain?

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     

lol he's golfing because his only 2 hobbies are playing golf and watching Fox News and well...

YerDa Zabam
Aug 13, 2016



AHH F/UGH posted:



lol he has the leg thickness of a wheelchair bound parapalegic

Mozi posted:

think you mean charles ii of spain?



Thank you

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

AHH F/UGH posted:



lol he has the leg thickness of a wheelchair bound parapalegic
As someone who also has matchstick limbs, sometimes you just get dealt a poor genetic hand. There's little excuse for wearing a shirt with a collar approximately four sizes too large for your neck, however.

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames

BrigadierSensible posted:

Has Ivana, or Marla, (his two ex-wives) made any sort of statement yet? Not that they have anything politically important to say, just that getting laughed at by an ex wife is the kind of thing that would really hurt Donald's feelings.

Has Melania been sighted at all in the last week? At all?

Marla can't say anything because she's legally locked completely up

I sincerely hope I live long enough for the books that'll come out after he dies though

GrandMaster
Aug 15, 2004
laidback

verbal enema posted:

Who da gently caress is this boban ripoff

Australian trump supporter, and wannabe political heavyweight lol

https://www.vice.com/en/topic/edward-bourke

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1325563462433509376?s=19

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.






who is this guy

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Melenia took air Force 1 to Florida on Election night. Did she ever return to the White House?

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1325557904800354306

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat
sounds like Biden should be thanking Garrett Wang aka Harry Kim as well

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Sombrerotron posted:

There's little excuse for wearing a shirt with a collar approximately four sizes too large for your neck, however.

Is it better or worse than this, in your opinion?

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames

Strong Sauce posted:

who is this guy

Mark Levin? He got his big break filling in for Michael Savage. I think that should tell you literally all you need to know

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1325565374138560512?s=19

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002


oh god I cannot wait 2.5 hours i'm so loving horney now

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Underwhelmed posted:

The "spend like its doomsday cuz the Rapture is coming any second now" financial plan is the norm among the Catholic side of my family.

AAAAA The rapture is 100% a weird american protestant thing. How very dare any nominal catholic go down that particular loopy rabbit hole. Catholicism has so many weirdnesses of its own to explore. Go hang out in limbo ya fruitcakes.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Simone Magus posted:

Mark Levin? He got his big break filling in for Michael Savage. I think that should tell you literally all you need to know

i know mark levin. he voiced master shake on athf. who's the tweeter?

Balthesar
Sep 4, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Since it is always, always, projection with the GOP, I hope when they do investigate or recount that many of Trumps votes end up being fraudulent and he loses by an even larger margin after complaining. His one achievement, highest turnout for a Republican, erased because he couldn't just not be a pissbitch

lol

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Funky See Funky Do posted:

It's not like these people convert from atheist or agnostic. They convert from some other brand of Christianity or Wicca.

Anybody older than 25 that converts is a ex or current drug addiction, felon, or mentally ill person. Or they're lying and getting into politics.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:

New country, who dis?

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Strong Sauce posted:

i know mark levin. he voiced master shake on athf. who's the tweeter?

oh boy wait til you get a load of this


so, in 2016...

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

poisonpill posted:

This is all true.

But also, lol: Rudy ended the campaign in a dirty parking lot next to a porn shop
when you put it like that it makes me think rudy had the address in his phone under "four seasons" and texted the wrong one to whomever makes the plans

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Lol, less than a half hour to get a warning label. At this point Twitter should just auto apply a warning to every single Trump tweet.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Prime Time on a Sunday and he's going on Mark Levin? People are done with him, huh.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gr0B16rFzI

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Mozi posted:

think you mean charles ii of spain?



them some dick suckin lips boii

even if they're upside down

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Underwhelmed posted:

The "spend like its doomsday cuz the Rapture is coming any second now" financial plan is the norm among the Catholic side of my family.

LOL!!!

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

crispix posted:

them some dick suckin lips boii

even if they're upside down

That is a line of the Hapburgs. ...Hapsburgs?

Anyway, an INCREDIBLY inbred royal line.

Charles II couldn't close his mouth properly, drooled everywhere. He was barely more than a vegetable.
He was REALLY hosed UP. I mean, this is his official painting. This is the painter doing the best he could do, to make Charles II look GOOD.

LOOK AT THIS:





speaking from a purely genetics view, it is "okay" to marry your cousin. As long as it's not done,over and over and over. A second cousin has like 1.3 to 2.8% shared DNA. A cousin has like...12-14%ish. Icky squicky, but not complete terrible in the short run.
From what I have read, the WORST thing you can do, is a Uncle/Niece Aunt/Nephew pairing.
And look how many U/N they have here.

Johnny Aztec fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Nov 8, 2020

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Strong Sauce posted:

i know mark levin. he voiced master shake on athf. who's the tweeter?
That was Dana Snyder or did I just :thejoke:?

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

Lmao it got the learn how voting is safe link all ready

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Lamech posted:

sounds like Biden should be thanking Garrett Wang aka Harry Kim as well


i refuse to believe that voyager is more politically significant than ds9 :argh:

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

muscles like this! posted:

Lol, less than a half hour to get a warning label. At this point Twitter should just auto apply a warning to every single Trump tweet.

Ban his account Dorsey you loving coward.

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veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


So is every one of his tweets getting slapped with his warning immediately just out of pure necessity, or can we look at it as a precursor to his banning? I hope both.

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