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Olympic Mathlete posted:You never heard of a danger wank? imo that's using a dildo without a flared base 
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Who is scum? Whats jk rowling got to do with it all?
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Nov 11, 2020 12:54
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I could 4-hour wank for hours
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:what kind of wank needs 4hrs It's madness, if you've got 4hrs have a 5 minute wank and a 3hr55 minute nap.
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Who is scum? Whats jk rowling got to do with it all? chuds love defending transphobes, op
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Who is scum? Whats jk rowling got to do with it all? she is entirely fuelled by hatred and the quote in her bio tells you exactly how loving stupid she is
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Olympic Mathlete posted:You never heard of a danger wank? That's where you combine it with sounding and use your erect dick as the launch tube for fireworks.
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WTF is going on in Devon? https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/11/totnes-covid-concerns-reflect-uk-wide-rise-in-conspiracy-theories Is there something in the water, or what? Just another reason to avoid the whole place 
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Bobby Deluxe posted:she is entirely fuelled by hatred and the quote in her bio tells you exactly how loving stupid she is I'm rubbish at twitter but I think she might be one of those ironic joke ones
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Nov 11, 2020 14:22
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Got 2 big packs of chocolate hob nobs. They're good but not as good as they should be. I think I prefer normal hob nobs. I just got from a funeral, going to eat the hob nobs as comfort food.
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Nov 11, 2020 14:23
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they're good if you dunk them in tea
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Nov 11, 2020 14:25
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Hobnobs are good. Oat-based biscuits are good.
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Frazzbo posted:WTF is going on in Devon? https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/11/totnes-covid-concerns-reflect-uk-wide-rise-in-conspiracy-theories Is there something in the water, or what? Just another reason to avoid the whole place Brexity cottage dwellers, presumably Can't wait until their precious retirement villages are obliterated to put down a customs queue for lorries
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Frazzbo posted:WTF is going on in Devon? https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/11/totnes-covid-concerns-reflect-uk-wide-rise-in-conspiracy-theories Is there something in the water, or what? Just another reason to avoid the whole place Totnes is a London enclave in the countryside OP where they pretend to be hippies. It's a Tory/centrist hell filled with second-home cunts and Daddy's Money types, who are hellbent on smashing their Range Rovers up narrow country lanes at 80mph. It has some pretty good independent shops, though, and is a great place to set off on a kayak trip on the Dart.
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Ratjaculation posted:Totnes is a London enclave in the countryside OP where they pretend to be hippies. It's a Tory/centrist hell filled with second-home cunts and Daddy's Money types, who are hellbent on smashing their Range Rovers up narrow country lanes at 80mph. In short, defo to be avoided. Thanks for the heads-up!
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Has anyone tried the christmas pudding chocolate digestives? Ocado were out of stock when I managed to snag a delivery slot. I imagine they're awful, but a twisted part of me wants to try them.
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Doug Sisk posted:christmas pudding chocolate digestives loving hell 
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dogs were once like you or i
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:dogs were once like you or i Once upon a time, all the dogs in the world went to a party. It was a fairly upmarket affair, and on arrival each dog had to take off their butt and check it in at the cloakroom. Well somehow there was a fire and in the panic that followed, all the dogs grabbed whichever butt they could as they fled. Of course this meant that no dog got the right butt, and that's why to this day dogs will sniff each others butts to see if the other dog has got theirs. ~fin~
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Ratjaculation posted:I need socks (semi-related to my recent 4 hour wank) Sainsbury mid range socks are quite good and a guilty pleasure. I follow the sound advice about never skimping on what separates you from the ground.
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Nov 11, 2020 15:20
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oh i thought this was the dog falsehoods thread
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Nov 11, 2020 15:22
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Anti-vax and all the bs 5g stuff is everywhere now. It's very scary chatting to people who believe that stuff because it's like they exist in a different reality.
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Nov 11, 2020 15:22
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Knit your own socks from wool spun from long lockdown hair purchased from the recently unemployed.
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Nov 11, 2020 15:24
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I only buy novelty socks that have pictures of footballs and christmas decorations on them. Sometimes I'll treat myself to the ones that have a button that plays a lovely tune when pressed
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Nov 11, 2020 15:27
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What was 5G supposed to do again? We've had it installed at work and I just want to know what sort of poo poo I should be on the lookout for.
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Nov 11, 2020 15:33
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There's an extra G G for coronavirus
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The tech behind the 5g protocols have wider bandwidth, but it is matched by very poor penetration.
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Ratjaculation posted:Totnes is a London enclave in the countryside OP where they pretend to be hippies. It's a Tory/centrist hell filled with second-home cunts and Daddy's Money types, who are hellbent on smashing their Range Rovers up narrow country lanes at 80mph. Just looked at Totnes high street on Google street view and yep, the shops are totally aimed at the organic end of the posh bastard population lol.
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Nov 11, 2020 15:40
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It's got a range of gently caress all, and cell handover might be an arse. Don't expect to constantly connect to it.
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Olympic Mathlete posted:What was 5G supposed to do again? We've had it installed at work and I just want to know what sort of poo poo I should be on the lookout for. It splits your atoms while giving you covid and controlling your brain
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crispix posted:that's a fire hazard Yeah if someone did that for me I'd be having a meltdown over HOLY poo poo ARE YOU TRYING TO BURN EVERYTHING DOWN GOD drat
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I have people at work who think covid was created by Bill Gates so he can give you a vaccine which... Are evil? I dunno why. He also controls all governments as well. Nothing makes sense
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Collateral posted:wider bandwidth, but it is matched by very poor penetration. don't dox me
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hemale in pain posted:It splits your atoms while giving you covid and controlling your brain Sick.
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Frazzbo posted:In short, defo to be avoided. Thanks for the heads-up! Avoid Totnes, but south Devon has some gems. Kingsbridge is a good town, and Bigbury-on-Sea has some great coasts. But half the houses are second homes at this point. Simon Reeves in Cornwall had some really good stuff on this issue in Cornwall, but it's relevant for the southwest. On iPlayer and worth a watch. The southwest still has some of the poorest regions in the UK, I'm from one of them so it irks me when we get lumped in with Totnes/Rock type places. I was called posh for being from Cornwall once, lmao one of my earliest memories is my mum hiding us out of sight from a bailiff looking in the window Ratjaculation fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Nov 11, 2020 |
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I'm going to have a sock audit and chuck out all the ones with holes in and if I throw away too enough I'm going to buy some fun ones on ebay.
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sell them on ebay for fetishists to buy may as well fund your new sock purchases with the old
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I'm sure I'm being naive saying this, but my feet are not feet to delight the heart of a fetishist.
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