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Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
oh my loving rofl

watch this end in a bunch of tmurp electors voting for ron paul

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Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD



Wait, those are different dogs??!!

nah
Mar 16, 2009

If the Clinton Crime Family couldn’t convince any electors to defect in 2016, Trump’s gang of braindead aardvarks don’t have a chance in hell of doing anything

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:



What is it with chuds and those hideous beards? Is it to prove how "manly" they are?

Yes.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:



What is it with chuds and those hideous beards? Is it to prove how "manly" they are?

Bad genetics means they lack chins, and are also usually balding

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Gutter Phoenix posted:

If God is real, why does Arkansas exist?

Check. Mate.

The fact that Donald Trump caught covid a month before the election, and survived it, is proof positive that God exists (and must be thrown down from heaven for our own good)

No Comedians In The Sky

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Shanghaied posted:



Wait, those are different dogs??!!

The largest son is no longer the largest. Shameful

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:



What is it with chuds and those hideous beards? Is it to prove how "manly" they are?

It's because they want to look like the badass warfighters in Call of Duty.

mackensie
Apr 17, 2002

Shanghaied posted:



Wait, those are different dogs??!!

I’m getting a secret message from the dog...


“I’m being held prisoner!”

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Phy posted:

The fact that Donald Trump caught covid a month before the election, and survived it, is proof positive that God exists (and must be thrown down from heaven for our own good)

No Comedians In The Sky

I don’t want to start any blasphemous rumors but I think god’s got a sick sense of humor, I say, gesturing at 2020 and beginning to scream incoherently.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sentinel posted:

I want that shirt.
So Hard.

Sherman: Do I need to come down... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07KW9QHSW?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

Best part is it’s only $18.65. They have some other ones too, including one that list him as Atlanta‘s original torchbearer.

Weird thing is is the place also sells Confederate General T-shirts, among lots of other shirts featuring non poo poo heads (no stars and bars crap though, but that’s probably more an Amazon thing). Which is weird because I figured anyone who set the price of 1865 wouldn’t normally stock them, but eh. The shirt is worth it.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:



What is it with chuds and those hideous beards? Is it to prove how "manly" they are?

Chances are hovering around 100% that this guy makes "In a world full of sheep I am the wolf" style posts on facebook.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

It's because they want to look like the badass warfighters in Call of Duty.

Yea there was an picture of some special forces "operator" from early in Afghanistan that got his picture taken with a big bushy beard, Oakley's and a ball cap and every Chud has used that to inform their look since.

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

mackensie posted:

I’m getting a secret message from the dog...


“I’m being held prisoner!”

outy
Aug 27, 2004

Shanghaied posted:



Wait, those are different dogs??!!

Yeah, they go through them pretty quickly in that house.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

The funniest thing is, IIRC, they encouraged certain military dudes or operators or whatever you call them to grow beards to fit in better.

So chuds are mimicking Afghanis, their most hated demographic (or do Trump people have black people more?)

Still lol

The self owns are unending.

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
Arkansas:

The Huckabees
The Duggars
Wal-Mart
Tom Cotton
Jerry Jones
Tyson Foods
Dick Powell
John Grisham
Orval Faubus
John Daly

Itzena
Aug 2, 2006

Nothing will improve the way things currently are.
Slime TrainerS

free hubcaps posted:

D O M I N I O N


Some day, some day, some day, Dominion
Come a time
Some day, some day, some day, Dominion
Some say prayers
Some say prayers
I say mine

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:



What is it with chuds and those hideous beards? Is it to prove how "manly" they are?



Source (note: many posts are :nws:)

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

A few weeks ago we took in a stray kitten we found curled up wet and shivering outside our front door. Since then he's grown considerably both in size and confidence.

Today he'd like to express to y'all the joint message of Hail Satan and gently caress Donald Trump:

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



WaryWarren posted:

Arkansas:

Orval Faubus

If somebody asked me to come up with a outlandishly fake name it would be something like this.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/AriBerman/status/1326951148721496064?s=19

Lol he's right!

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




WaryWarren posted:

Arkansas:

The Huckabees
The Duggars
Wal-Mart
Tom Cotton
Jerry Jones
Tyson Foods
Dick Powell
John Grisham
Orval Faubus
John Daly

The Clintons

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

If somebody asked me to come up with a outlandishly fake name it would be something like this.

He was famous for being a bigass racist. Mingus wrote a great song roasting him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W3lwmIf6m4

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

eric trump, can you please (with your tall body!) wrestle the aligator? i bet a lot of money that you would win. and america will win. why not done?

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

GolfHole posted:

eric trump, can you please (with your tall body!) wrestle the aligator? i bet a lot of money that you would win. and america will win. why not done?

Eric wrestle the gator

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?



I feel so loving bad for that dog but I cant stop laughing

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
https://twitter.com/KamalaHarris/status/1327027847307948035?s=20

Should have gone for this to really set them off:

Hope.
Unity.
Nurturing.
Truth.
Equality.
Respect.

LAPTOP would have been tough to stretch out.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
I’d prefer

Charity
Hope
Unity
Decency

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Shumagorath posted:

https://twitter.com/KamalaHarris/status/1327027847307948035?s=20

Should have gone for this to really set them off:

Hope.
Unity.
Nurturing.
Truth.
Equality.
Respect.

LAPTOP would have been tough to stretch out.

Love.
Appreciation.
Patriotism.
Truth.
Opportunity.
Patriotism. (Yes, Twice)

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1327028052560384000

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Pretty amazing how the Hunter's laptop thing has just vanished, isn't it?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
^^^
Isn't this what Trump said was going to happen?

No wait that was covid lol.

Cosmik Slop posted:

I feel so loving bad for that dog but I cant stop laughing
It's been through some serious poo poo

mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Nov 13, 2020

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

idgi what does HUDT mean.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Isn't this cupcake dog photoshopped in?

*Googles*

Omg it isn't.


e;fb

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

and by a complete coincidence

https://twitter.com/ericgeller/status/1326966743785463808?s=20

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner

Johnny Walker posted:

Pretty amazing how the Hunter's laptop thing has just vanished, isn't it?

It's like and bare with me here.........it didn't exist.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

WaryWarren posted:

Arkansas:

The Huckabees
The Duggars
Wal-Mart
Tom Cotton
Jerry Jones
Tyson Foods
Dick Powell
John Grisham
Orval Faubus
John Daly

Ack! I forgot about Jim-Bob and the Duggars.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

whydirt posted:

I’d prefer

Charity
Hope
Unity
Decency

Truth
Respect
Unity
Merit
Patriotism

Love
Opportunity
Support
Temperance

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The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://www.axios.com/trump-fox-news-digital-media-competitor-25afddee-144d-4820-8ed4-9eb0ffa42420.html

Scoop: Trump eyes digital media empire to take on Fox News

President Trump has told friends he wants to start a digital media company to clobber Fox News and undermine the conservative-friendly network, sources tell Axios.

The state of play: Some Trump advisers think Fox News made a mistake with an early call (seconded by AP) of President-elect Biden's win in Arizona. That enraged Trump, and gave him something tangible to use in his attacks on the network.

"He plans to wreck Fox. No doubt about it," said a source with detailed knowledge of Trump's intentions.

With loyal viewers and longtime dominance, Fox Corp. CEO Lachlan Murdoch said on a Nov. 3 earnings call:

"We love competition. We have always thrived with competition. ... Fox News has been the number one network, including broadcast networks, ... from Labor Day through to Election Day."

Here's Trump's plan, according to the source:

There's been lots of speculation about Trump starting a cable channel. But getting carried on cable systems would be expensive and time-consuming.
Instead, Trump is considering a digital media channel that would stream online, which would be cheaper and quicker to start.
Trump's digital offering would likely charge a monthly fee to MAGA fans. Many are Fox News viewers, and he'd aim to replace the network — and the $5.99-a-month Fox Nation streaming service, which has an 85% conversion rate from free trials to paid subscribers — as their top destination.

Trump's database of email and cellphone contacts would be a huge head start.

Trump's lists are among the most valuable in politics — especially his extensive database of cellphone numbers for text messages.

Axios is told Trump may use vote-count rallies to undercut Fox.

"He's going to spend a lot of time slamming Fox," the source said.

Trump has increasingly complained that Fox News interviews more Democrats than it used to. He has needled the network by promoting other conservative outlets, including One America News and Newsmax.

"Fox has changed a lot," Trump said during the most recent interview he has given anywhere, with "Fox & Friends" on Election Day. "Somebody said: What's the biggest difference between this and four years ago? And I say Fox."
"I'm not complaining — I'm just telling people," Trump added. "It's one of the biggest differences this season compared to last."


The man does not like you if you are not entirely and fully on his side.

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