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Butthole bitumen might have been be a better alternative but you need to heat it to 150-170 Degrees Celcius to pour it on your butthole. Let's apply for a research grant from NERC about butthole safe materials.
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Galewolf posted:Butthole bitumen might have been be a better alternative but you need to heat it to 150-170 Degrees Celcius to pour it on your butthole. The ol' spicy butthole
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:speaking of, i found this from earlier in the thread It's so refreshing to see someone post some actual art in amongst a sea of memes and banal animal pictures. Kudos. One particularly evocative part is where the man fucks the giant rat
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I don't think the demo bathrooms at IKEA would actually be properly plumbed in like that
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that kind of attitude is why you're not starring in a long running child TV series and loving rats on the regular
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RIP in peace Peter Sutcliffe 
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Pistol_Pete posted:RIP in peace Peter Sutcliffe Thanks Covid19, you actually came through for us in the end
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strange that a thread poster goes to hospital and a serial killer dies the next day and they stop posting
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:strange that a thread poster goes to hospital and a serial killer dies the next day and they stop posting This would make a lot of sense
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Also poor Cummings. I wonder what finally got him fired.
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he's not fired lol. you think he wants to be around after brexit? johnson's bailing then as well
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Lol I forgot brexit is happening on the 1st Jan E: 31st December even hemale in pain fucked around with this message at 10:50 on Nov 13, 2020 |
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"I'M LEAVING BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR" Why, what happens at the end of the y......... OHHHHHHHH
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His GRU handler is recalling him for tea and medals. Mission accomplished!
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BBC News posted:A No 10 insider told me Mr Cummings "jumped because otherwise he would be pushed soon", suggesting that, in the last few days, the prime minister saw that the former Vote Leave team was just "in it for themselves". No, I can't believe such a thing!
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"in the last few days" Johnson confirmed for thicko (not like we didn't know already) also https://twitter.com/davies_will/status/1327193925854121984?s=20 Olympic Mathlete fucked around with this message at 11:43 on Nov 13, 2020 |
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Fatty posted:Well, he succeeded in casting his rectum. Doctor, I have piles
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https://i.imgur.com/tFObuYd.mp4 jackbox tonight. fingerless has been killed by elevators, sadly, so i'll have to host
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Olympic Mathlete posted:"in the last few days" I suppose it also follows that BJ has tried to have an unclaimed/aborted child with every, alleged, human on this chart. Does it also mean that Misters Cain and Gove are in cahoots? It must be one long party at the spectator figuring all this out. Laura's "unnamed source" is always Boris.
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Galewolf posted:It's, like the other nerdgoon said, about how the damage is done. Cement has alkalis (usually also react with reactive silicates in aggregates) that will cause a basic burn. I work next to a lot of old handworker types from Portugal and they all have some horrible hand disorder from handling cement all the time. Something to do with it dissolving out the fat cells from under your skin, so you have dry and cracked hands all the time, that keep getting fungal infections.
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Therapy is exhausting.
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That's great news congrats assuming its sleep therapy that is
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Nah, I don't need that. Well, not to get to sleep. To sleep less maybe.
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RickRogers posted:I work next to a lot of old handworker types from Portugal and they all have some horrible hand disorder from handling cement all the time. It is really bad and kinda sinister because unless it's a really high-grade concrete you don't get to feel the heat coming from the reaction as it is close to or lower than the body heat (32 to 35 degrees when delivered, usually) but keeps releasing heat for at least a solid month up to a year. Clearly less of a worry when you pour it on your butt.
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Work only in natural stone.
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:jackbox tonight. fingerless has been killed by elevators, sadly, so i'll have to host I'm still alive But living? No And hosting jackbox? Also no
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Are you buried alive to protest the unlawful imprisonment that the government are forcing upon us in the form of masks?
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oh no computer posted:i had written this off as too sketchy for me, but now I am really tempted to give it a go Apart from the 'illegal drugs' bit, if you follow the instructions using your own pgp keys & stuff the actual process is very anonymous . Also, in the very unlikely worst case scenario.. You can't be busted for a random package landing through the letterbox. Go for it if you want some, it's less dodgy than buying it on the street & quality is poo poo loads better. Just don't buy enough to be considered a 'dealer' would be my advice. Trainee PornStar fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Nov 13, 2020 |
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more like dominic goings
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I need some advice from this thread. Got a phone call from my mum today, she was in some distress since she received a letter of some sort from the RSPCA stating that somebody reported that our 18 year old cat was not being looked after adequately (not being groomed or fed adequately). The RSPCA has admitted they haven’t actually seen the cat, but they want her to bring the cat in just be checked. My mum refused citing the pandemic, but I am wondering how much power do they have, and should we really be engaging with them (we are planning on taking to the vet very soon)? Fluffy is getting on in years, and is finding it difficult to groom herself so she is a bit scruffy most of the time. She last went to the groomers in June, and we have another one arranged for December but I am going to groom her properly daily (she will not like this), does anyone have any tips how to groom elderly cats?. This is a picture of her after the last groom (probably doesn’t help she only has one eye..) , some stuck-up Students were viewing houses in the area and they where the ones who reported her to the RSPCA, which is a shame since all the other students on the street absolutely adore her. 
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post the letter, but it's the fuckin' RSPCA. they have no statutory powers; tell them to gently caress off. e: if you write back and say "no, my illegal cat-fighting ring will continue, here is the documentary evidence to prove this" you may be in trouble, but, like, their escalation point is to claim animal cruelty to the police. which will be interesting given their complete lack of evidence, and the fact that the police are overworked and barely give a poo poo about serious crime involving humans
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Tell them to gently caress off
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Ask them for a neglected llama, claim your cat was adopted from Peru and is just lonely
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went to get fish and chips but the chippy was closed due to COVID coronavirus has gone too far this time
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Whorelord posted:went to get fish and chips but the chippy was closed due to COVID
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ladd posted:I need some advice from this thread. Got a phone call from my mum today, she was in some distress since she received a letter of some sort from the RSPCA stating that somebody reported that our 18 year old cat was not being looked after adequately (not being groomed or fed adequately). The RSPCA has admitted they haven’t actually seen the cat, but they want her to bring the cat in just be checked. My mum refused citing the pandemic, but I am wondering how much power do they have, and should we really be engaging with them (we are planning on taking to the vet very soon)? As mentioned, tell them to gently caress off! The RSPCA are a charity & have gently caress all power to do anything.
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wantte to pette thatte catte
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