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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Lex Luger had someone negotiating contracts for him in JCP. Can't remember if it was just a lawyer or an actual agent. Either way, it was considered quite novel at the time.

Several people had agents by the late 1990s. IIRC, Bloom had both Flair and Bischoff as clients at the time of the lawsuit in 1998.

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cauliflower jones
Nov 8, 2009

RC and Moon Pie posted:

Lex Luger had someone negotiating contracts for him in JCP. Can't remember if it was just a lawyer or an actual agent. Either way, it was considered quite novel at the time.

Several people had agents by the late 1990s. IIRC, Bloom had both Flair and Bischoff as clients at the time of the lawsuit in 1998.

that's interesting, i'm shocked agents haven't been more involved. WWE contracts are big enough that there should be good money in negotiating deals. the fact that agents don't seem to be involved seems like further proof that the contracts they are offering are really undervalued

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

Goldberg told a story in some shoot interview about when he first left the NFL for wrestling, he went for an interview with the WWF. And in the waiting room, he told the secretary that his agent (who he had from his football career) was running late and she was like "oh that's fine, Vince Mcmahon really doesn't like meeting with agents anyway". And right there Goldberg was like, well I guess I'm signing with WCW.

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
Vince signs Goldberg in 2001 but it's just to say WHO'S NEXT to people as they enter the casino.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Hedgehog Pie posted:

Vince signs Goldberg in 2001 but it's just to say WHO'S NEXT to people as they enter the casino.

Can't be worse than what they actually did with him.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

They'd still make him wear Goldust's wig.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Hedgehog Pie posted:

Vince signs Goldberg in 2001 but it's just to say WHO'S NEXT to people as they enter the casino.

That’s a good way to keep the buffet line moving.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
Wrestling Question That Doesn't Deserve It's Own Thread

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

cody looked like a real freak with those tiny old tights and no kneepads and short boots. just an absolute pervert.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
I’ve got black duct tape covering the bottom half of my screen so that my eyes are never soiled by the sight of a wrestler’s butt

Procrastinator
Aug 16, 2009

what?


little munchkin posted:

Wrestling Question That Doesn't Deserve It's Own Thread



no horny posting and any answer other than sonny kiss is wrong anyway

Moe_Rahn
Jun 1, 2006

I got a question
why they hatin' on me?
I ain't did nothin' to 'em
but count this money
and put my team on
got my whole clique stunnin'
boy wassup
yeeeeeaaaaaahhhh
Billiam rear end

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I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

little munchkin posted:

Wrestling Question That Doesn't Deserve It's Own Thread



There's a Claudio Castagnoli vs Chris Hero PWG match where Kevin Steen gets distracted on commentary for like five minutes by Claudio's "horse-like haunches", and I can't say he's wrong.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

little munchkin posted:

Wrestling Question That Doesn't Deserve It's Own Thread



Joey Janela, but that's more of a case of looking for the butt rather than at it.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Was it Joey Janela or QT Marshall that Taz said "He lost his rear end in Vegas."

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
How has no one answered Rob Van Dam already

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Moe_Rahn posted:

Billiam rear end



he liked to stick them, and he also liked to kick them

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
also i dunno how well-tread the lore of the Mr. rear end character is in this forum, but i'd like to point out that his theme song contained the line

quote:

You walk behind me, I feel the heat
That's why the girls don't walk behind me down the street

indicating that despite loving his sexy rear end, women were simultaneously disgusted by how stinky his farts were

little munchkin fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Nov 16, 2020

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority
Test... Test, this is a Test
Test, Test, this is a Test
Pretty girl put your hand in my buttcheeks
Pretty girl put your hand in my buttcheeks

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

"skirting the rules" on posting peoples' asses is congruent with the rule of not posting peoples' rear end on freaking opposite day!

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Oct 30, 2009

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Shine posted:

Test... Test, this is a Test
Test, Test, this is a Test
Pretty girl put your hand in my buttcheeks
Pretty girl put your hand in my buttcheeks


RIP Test

E: wait, is Test still dead?

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Red posted:

How has no one answered Rob Van Dam already



At first glance I thought this was a glitchy picture of Ryback.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

oldpainless posted:

RIP Test

E: wait, is Test still dead?

Does anyone have the story handy about the waiter who kept calling Test Edge, and was egged on by the people he was with to keep doing it (Teddy Long, I think?), to the point where Test had a meltdown in the parking lot?

Blankspot
Aug 23, 2007
Would you kindly...

When did certain foreign objects become regular expected weapons? Who was the first to use each?
Folding chairs, tables, kendo sticks, etc.

What are some famous named/wrestler specific weapons outside of WWE and AEW?
Like Foleys barbed wire bat, Trips sledgehammer, Jerichos bat, MJFs ring, etc.

Any crazy weapons big promotions have used? Not backyard wrestlers wrapping barbwire around a roman candle or balloons full of gasoline. The more "safe" professional weapons that you would see on TV.

Sorry for 9 questions about weapons all at once.

Lunatic Sledge
Jun 8, 2013

choose your own horror isekai sci-fi Souls-like urban fantasy gamer simulator adventure

or don't?

Blankspot posted:

What are some famous named/wrestler specific weapons outside of WWE and AEW?
Like Foleys barbed wire bat, Trips sledgehammer, Jerichos bat, MJFs ring, etc.

WCW had sting's bat, la parka's chair, norman smiley's... uh... football pads

the singapore cane first showed up in ECW iirc in response to news about a dude getting caned for crimes overseas (weird al also did a verse about it in his parody of that mmm mmm song)

edit: wrong on about the cane, ECW just popularized it

Lunatic Sledge fucked around with this message at 06:59 on Nov 16, 2020

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

Blankspot posted:

When did certain foreign objects become regular expected weapons? Who was the first to use each?
Folding chairs, tables, kendo sticks, etc.

What are some famous named/wrestler specific weapons outside of WWE and AEW?
Like Foleys barbed wire bat, Trips sledgehammer, Jerichos bat, MJFs ring, etc.

Any crazy weapons big promotions have used? Not backyard wrestlers wrapping barbwire around a roman candle or balloons full of gasoline. The more "safe" professional weapons that you would see on TV.

Sorry for 9 questions about weapons all at once.
Chairs...who knows? Tables were used on and off going back to at least the '70s, especially in Tennessee. Lendo sticks were decently prominent in the '80s, only to eventually become a constant after the Sandman-Tommy Cairo feud in 1994 (stemming from the publicity over Michael Fay's caning in Singapore) got the ball rolling.

"What's the craziest poo poo in major promotions" is an interesting question. Probably flaming tables in WWE and some of the more ill-advised glass stunts?

There have been lots of trademark foreign objects and the like. Ted DiBiase had his "loaded" black handball glove, Don Carson had his "loaded" elbow-length black glove that he called "Peanut Butter" for some reasson, Iceman Parsons had his Rudy Poot Stick, various Texans had bullwhips with feminine names, The Grappler and many others had "loaded" boots (sometimes claiming it was an orthopedic boot), etc.

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Blankspot posted:

What are some famous named/wrestler specific weapons outside of WWE and AEW?
Like Foleys barbed wire bat, Trips sledgehammer, Jerichos bat, MJFs ring, etc.


There are plenty but what came to mind first is the now-retired Takashi Iizuka who had this big metal claw thing called the Iron Finger. When he retired last year, fellow Suzuki-Gun member Taichi got hold of it and tends to carry it around in a pouch (I think not recently, though). Iizuka’s gimmick in his last years was of a crazed maniac only barely controlled by Suzuki-Gun and for a while it looked like a part of Iizuka’s spirit remained in the Iron Finger and was calling to and attempting to possess Taichi. Yes, this was in NJPW, a Very Serious Promotion.

Taichi incidentally also has his own signature weapon, the mic and mic stand he uses in his entrance to serenade himself to the ring.

a cyborg mug fucked around with this message at 07:16 on Nov 16, 2020

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!
Someone who keeps up with the full spectrum of Japanese news, translations, etc. might be able to answer this:

Did Akira Hokuto ever formally announce that her breast cancer was in remission? It seems like she's doing fine now, but if she's formally in remission, then that fact never got picked up in English-language wrestling media as far as I can tell. Am I missing something? Or did she announce it, only for no English speakers to pick it up for some reason?

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Blankspot posted:

What are some famous named/wrestler specific weapons outside of WWE and AEW?
Like Foleys barbed wire bat, Trips sledgehammer, Jerichos bat, MJFs ring, etc.

Great Muta used Mist in WCW/New Japan and while he probably wasn't the first he's the one that popularized it

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i always remember that big fuckin guy reese with a stop sign in wcw. i think he got speared while holding a stop sign over his head and that was his biggest moment. could have been literally anyone else and any other kind of weapon, that i might be thinking of. So Reese's stop sign.

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

SatoshiMiwa posted:

Great Muta used Mist in WCW/New Japan and while he probably wasn't the first he's the one that popularized it
The Great Kabuki was first, Kendo Nagasaki (U.S. version, a.k.a. Kazuo Sakurada) was probably second, Killer Khan in the WWF *may* have been third, and then yeah, Muta became the one best-known for it. I'm not sure the sliding scale of mist colors part was used for anyone else, to boot. (For the uninitiated, it was hyped that the yellow mist was the worst, and they may have also said that the red was worse than the green. But the only time he ever used the yellow mist, on Sting at Clash of the Champions VIII, the camera missed it. Because WCW.)

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Did they cut to a Curt Hennig run-in again?

Takuan
May 6, 2007

Blankspot posted:

When did certain foreign objects become regular expected weapons? Who was the first to use each?
Folding chairs, tables, kendo sticks, etc.

What are some famous named/wrestler specific weapons outside of WWE and AEW?
Like Foleys barbed wire bat, Trips sledgehammer, Jerichos bat, MJFs ring, etc.



Tiger Jeet Singh would carry a sword around and jab people with the handle. Abdullah the Butcher built his career on stabbing people with forks.

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

abyss and his endless supply of thumbtacks.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Mr. Pogo had a sickle

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Al Snow had a mannequin head, Kane had a glove that didn’t fit.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

Baby Come Back
Yeah what the hell was up with Kanes tiny little baby glove. He had a full length long sleeve spandex jump suit and the glove was so small you could still see skins between the glove and the suit.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
And he was constantly readjusting it to the point that it was a regular taunt in all the video games.

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Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Pope Corky the IX posted:

And he was constantly readjusting it to the point that it was a regular taunt in all the video games.

I think that was Jacobs making lemonade from lemons, to be fair. Instead of hiding the motion, he made it part of the gimmick

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