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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Cartoon Man posted:



You know what our airport needs? A big giant floppy dong.

for some reason i saw that a four-legged animal walking away defiantly after dropping a steaming pile

~art~

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Zil posted:

That is one depressed dick.
Give it a hug and it'll perk right up

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Cartoon Man posted:



You know what our airport needs? A big giant floppy dong.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Man, and our local airport just has a taxidermied bear presiding over a sculpted river of spawning salmon.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

RoboRodent posted:

Man, and our local airport just has a taxidermied bear presiding over a sculpted river of spawning salmon.

We have a miniature pigduck.

65

e: Oh that's probably from the harbour. But the other one is/was at the airport.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Quaink.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

3D Megadoodoo posted:

We have a miniature pigduck.

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e: Oh that's probably from the harbour. But the other one is/was at the airport.

That things got duck sucking lups

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Inceltown posted:

That things got duck sucking lups

And other facets:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYyaBfDbTs0

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Time to order some more jizz-looping robot ear dicks

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
well i'm just a modern guy

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

*JC Denton voice* "My penis is augmented."

Lawson
Apr 21, 2006

You're right, I agree.
Total Clam
say, that looks kind of like a ... duck

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Lawson posted:

say, that looks kind of like a ... duck



ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/PeterMeiszner/status/1327352891846246400

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
'cos of a lust for life

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Ok, I'm lost. Is it cause the front part of the hair looks vaguely dick-esque?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Samovar posted:

Ok, I'm lost. Is it cause the front part of the hair looks vaguely dick-esque?

The face mask are the balls and the ear is the head of the penis.

Jigsaw
Aug 14, 2008

Upside down BJ cross section is coincidentally the name of my new punk band

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
I am pretty sure that's a diagram of how to do brain surgery with a penis

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

One of Jason Statham's better movies

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Desert boys make do.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Valency
Feb 3, 2010

HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
It's a big ol' wooden dong. I mean, I guess it could look even more dickish, a little more definition on the glans, some balls, but it's a carving of a penis alright.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



How big are the vampires that you need that size of a stake to be required?

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018


oh my

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I like the big shide hanging off the front so you can bless people by waving the one ton wooden willy at them.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

yeah that dick battering ram is from the Japanese penis festival

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Gonna siege Castle Yoni with the dick battering ram.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




*hastily shoving it into deep Australian abyss* IT'S JUST A PECULIAR SEA CREATURE, MOM

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
it's just the ideal shape when things get wet

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

They ain't called penis worms for nothing.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I still hope for a hidden penis in these and there never is one any more

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




If you look really closely there is one in that last panel

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

RandomFerret posted:

If you look really closely there is one in that last panel

If he turned his monitor off there's a giant one

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