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One got his dick out BBC posted:Archaeologists have uncovered the remains of two men who died in the volcanic eruption that destroyed the ancient Roman city of Pompeii nearly 2,000 years ago. Would you like to be mummified by a pyroclastic blast with your outer genetalia visible or invisible? Please, please let me know.
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I want to be doing my best impression of the goatman when pyroclastic flow hits
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Nov 21, 2020 21:10
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i like that the emperor died with a pillow tied to his head because he was too fat to be a hero and his entourage agreed
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Nov 21, 2020 21:18
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Here's hoping the archaeologists didn't have a last dance with Marius Janus 
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Nov 21, 2020 21:24
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Colonel Cancer posted:I want to be doing my best impression of the goatman when pyroclastic flow hits Are you praticing for this eventuality? Seems like something you need to pratice in order to not get embarassed when the hot cloud hits.
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Nov 21, 2020 21:25
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"Seeking refuge" indeed
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Nov 21, 2020 21:30
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i'm glad of it, op this is cool as hell and I'm a history nerd about this poo poo ama or go to ask/tell and look at the roman history thread and have your breath taken away by what better goons than I'll ever be know all about more than I ever will about this and more
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Nov 21, 2020 21:45
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best believe i'm dying with my dingdong out whether it's by volcano or whatever else
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Nov 21, 2020 21:47
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Big Beef City posted:i'm glad of it, op I do genuinely like Pompeii. I was justthinking looking at a map, what were the contempory accounts of the disaster, if any? Doctor Dogballs posted:best believe i'm dying with my dingdong out whether it's by volcano or whatever else  Olewithmilk fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Nov 21, 2020 |
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Nov 21, 2020 21:48
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Olewithmilk posted:I do genuinely like Pompeii. I was justthinking looking at a map, what were the contempory accounts of the disaster, if any? Genuinely "holy poo poo, oh no!" and they knew there were no survivors but sent aid and relief anyway. Pliny writes about going and offering aid to whatever survivors were on the fringes of the eruption and knowing the entire city was a total loss. It wasn't a "oh no the gods have forsaken us" moment of confusion, it was a "Oh poo poo, no! our friends, family, and country-men are lost, this is tragic" event. It's quite telling that they didn't turn to theism and instead turned to one another and basically just said "Oh poo poo".
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Nov 21, 2020 21:53
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Doctor Dogballs posted:best believe i'm dying with my dingdong out whether it's by volcano or whatever else I remember one of the everest threads someone said they wanted to be the new green boots, but instead they'd be a frozen naked corpse, hunched over and greedily trying to blow themself.
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Nov 21, 2020 21:57
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the gently caress kind of manual labor do you have to be enslaved to for it to completely gently caress your back by age 18-23?
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Nov 21, 2020 22:00
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I am so loving sick of Space Moose. I hate it in all its incarnations. You are a forever a single 40's white dude. We get it. Please for the love of god stop posting or quoting Space Moose. It is and never will be relevant ever again. Stop. Stop doing it. It's gross.
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Nov 21, 2020 22:14
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Hey just to be clear pyroclastic events cause a lot of shrinkage and it happens to a lot of guys and really it's a grower so let's just stop talking about it ok I'm going home
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Nov 21, 2020 22:17
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Big Beef City posted:Genuinely "holy poo poo, oh no!" and they knew there were no survivors but sent aid and relief anyway. That's cool, any poo poo pre-1600s I assumed people put down to the vageries of the gods because I am ignorant, so it's neat that I'm wrong. Was there a reason they didn't blame the gods? It seems like the perfect act of god. Big Beef City posted:I am so loving sick of Space Moose. Apologies, I did not know anyone felt this strongly about Space Moose.
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Nov 21, 2020 22:18
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Olewithmilk posted:That's cool, any poo poo pre-1600s I assumed people put down to the vageries of the gods because I am ignorant, so it's neat that I'm wrong. Was there a reason they didn't blame the gods? It seems like the perfect act of god. i mean they like the gods and are afraid of them i dont think anybody started a son wukong quest to kill them a relief effort for something like that probably took way too much time to worry about blame https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eruption_of_Mount_Vesuvius_in_79_AD#The_Two_Plinys
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Nov 21, 2020 22:22
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Olewithmilk posted:That's cool, any poo poo pre-1600s I assumed people put down to the vageries of the gods because I am ignorant, so it's neat that I'm wrong. Was there a reason they didn't blame the gods? It seems like the perfect act of god. I'd strongly recommend you check out the Ask/Tell thread about Roman history. You seem strongly lacking, to put it mildly.
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Nov 21, 2020 22:26
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Olewithmilk posted:One got his dick out
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Nov 21, 2020 22:29
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Olewithmilk posted:Apologies, I did not know anyone felt this strongly about Space Moose. I didn't care until that goons meltdown, now I love the space moose. Post more.
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Nov 21, 2020 22:32
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Olewithmilk posted:That's cool, any poo poo pre-1600s I assumed people put down to the vageries of the gods because I am ignorant, so it's neat that I'm wrong. Was there a reason they didn't blame the gods? It seems like the perfect act of god. I mean they did. Gods did poo poo like volcano eruoptions, storms and droughts, because the gods were fickle and you had to do your best to appease them through ritual and sacrifice. Natural disasters happening didn't make people question the existence of the gods or whether they had abandoned them, stuff like that happening was more in the vein, "oh poo poo, here come the gods again", and you didn't abandon people to the mercy of gods' anger, you'd probably try to help and do your best to keep the gods as happy as possible going forwards, but you always knew that you just couldn't totally know what would work and what wouldn't, because you know, fickle. Saying people "didn't turn to theism" is also pretty ignorant I think, when you're talking about societies that did not really distinguish that strongly between the mortal world and the divine, people probably didn't even really think question the gods, because as they saw it they were evident in everything happening around them. edit: The ancient Romans were even remarked upon by others for how religious they were (and the Romans saw this as a mark of pride), but you have to realize that you aren't really talking about belief, dogma and disciplines, it's pretty much all ritual, sacrifice and reverence, that's the important part, belief is completely inconsequential (and taken for granted as noted above, if you didn't believe "what you could plainly see" you'd be a fool). This fact is basically why the Romans came to see the Christians as such a threat to the established order, because they denied the existence of the gods, they were atheists, who refused to partake in the rituals giving sacrifice and reverence to the gods and therefore could potentially put their whole society at risk. The Jews did the same, but since Judaism was so old, the Romans figured they could tolerate them (and Jews would often agree to sacrifice to the emperor's spirit or some such compromise in place of the gods), because that made it good in their book, anything old had to be some degree of good. Randarkman fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Nov 21, 2020 |
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Nov 21, 2020 22:34
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how gross are these things inside once you break the outer crust? is it like a century egg with a gooey center or are they rock hard all the way through
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Nov 21, 2020 22:38
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r u ready to WALK posted:how gross are these things inside once you break the outer crust? Asking the real questions.
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Nov 21, 2020 22:39
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"Alfred...? "Yes master Bruce? "I want nothing." "Thank you, Master Bruce."
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Big Beef City posted:I'd strongly recommend you check out the Ask/Tell thread about Roman history. You seem strongly lacking, to put it mildly. 100%, I will do this, I am gradually running down my pandemic entertainment and forgot ask/tell was a useful repository of information. Are there any books on Pompeii you recommend? Previa_fun posted:I didn't care until that goons meltdown, now I love the space moose. Post more.  http://www.benasher.net/uploads/1/2/8/7/12877655/4054537_orig.png
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Tavern of Verecundus: Restitutus says: "Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates". Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity! House of the Citharist, below a drawing of a man with a large nose: Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this. House of Cuspius Pansa: The finances officer of the emperor Nero says this food is poison Bar: We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus. House and Office of Volusius Luvencus: Secundus says hello to his Prima, wherever she is. I ask, my mistress, that you love me. Bar of Athictus: I screwed the barmaid Pottery Shop or Bar of Nicanor: Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, 'Hello, everyone!' Gladiator barracks: Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion. Gladiator barracks: Antiochus hung out here with his girlfriend Cithera. House of Pascius Hermes: Watch it, you that shits in this place! May you have Jove's anger if you ignore this. Street wall: Theophilus, don't perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog Exterior of a small house: Gaius Sabinus says a fond hello to Statius. Traveler, you eat bread in Pompeii but you go to Nuceria to drink. At Nuceria, the drinking is better House of Cosmus and Epidia: Aufidius was here. Goodbye Just outside the Vesuvius gate: Shitter, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place Barracks of the Julian-Claudian gladiators: Celadus the Thracian makes the girls moan! On the Street of Mercury: Publius Comicius Restitutus stood right here with his brother House of Sextus Pompeius Axiochus and Julia Helena: Hectice, baby, Mercator says hello to you Vico degli Scienziati: Cruel Lalagus, why do you not love me? House of Orpheus: I have buggered men Wood-Working Shop of Potitus, next to a bar: Would that you pay for all your tricks, innkeeper. You sell us water and keep the good wine for yourself Atrium of the House of Pinarius: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend House of Caesius Blandus: It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times Vicolo del Panattiere, House of the Vibii Merchants: Atimetus got me pregnant House of Caprasius Primus: I don't want to sell my husband, not for all the gold in the world Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza: Secundus likes to screw boys. The Lupinare: I screwed a lot of girls here The Lupinare: On June 15th, Hermeros screwed here with Phileterus and Caphisus The Lupinare: Sollemnes, you screw well! Vico d' Eumachia, brothel: Gaius Valerius Venustus, soldier of the 1st praetorian cohort, in the century of Rufus, screwer of women Vico d' Eumachia, brothel: Vibius Restitutus slept here alone and missed his darling Urbana Street of the Theaters: A copper pot went missing from my shop. Anyone who returns it to me will be given 65 bronze coins. 20 more will be given for information leading to the capture of the thief Above a bench outside the Marine Gate: If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a screw, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii. In the bascilica: I could caress Venus's ribs with a stick, and whip her buttocks with a switch: she pierced my heart, and I would gladly break her head with a cudgel! In the basilica: Phileros is a eunuch! In the basilica: Epaphra, you are bald! In the basilica: Chie, I hope your haemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they ever have before! In the basilica: Take hold of your servant girl whenever you want to; it's your right In the basilica: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself! In the basilica: The man I am having dinner with is a barbarian Alternative translation: Someone at whose table I do not dine, Lucius Istacidius, is a barbarian to me In the basilica: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis In the basilica: O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin In the basilica: Epaphra is not good at ball games In the basilica: Lucius Istacidius, I regard as a stranger anyone who doesn't invite me to dinner Inn of the Muledrivers; left of the door: We have pissed in our beds. Host, I admit that we shouldn't have done this. If you ask: Why? There was no potty House of the Centenary; in the latrine near the front door: "Secundus defecated here" three time on one wall House of the Centenary; in the atrium: My lusty son, with how many women have you had sexual relations? Triclinium of a house: Restitutus has deceived many girls Herculaneum bar: Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores Herculaneum bar: Apelles the chamberlain with Dexter, a slave of Caesar, ate here most agreeably and had a screw at the same time Herculaneum bar, next to a drawing of a phallus: Handle with care Herculaneum bar: Apelles Mus and his brother Dexter each pleasurably had sex with two girls twice Herculaneum, on a water distribution tower: Anyone who wants to poo poo in this place is advised to move along. If you act contrary to this warning, you will have to pay a penalty. Children must pay [number missing] silver coins. Slaves will be beaten on their behinds Herculaneum, on the exterior wall of a house: Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, shat well here Gladiator barracks: On April 19th, I made bread
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Doctor Dogballs posted:best believe i'm dying with my dingdong out whether it's by volcano or whatever else 
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Nov 21, 2020 23:23
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They're not mummies baka OP, they're plaster casts.Bula Vinaka posted:In the basilica: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis 
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Nov 21, 2020 23:34
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which one has the "high status"? i assume the one with his dick out
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Nov 21, 2020 23:40
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I assume it wasn't my friend, Biggus Dickus.
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Nov 21, 2020 23:49
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Olewithmilk posted:Would you like to be mummified by a pyroclastic blast with your outer genetalia visible or invisible? Please, please let me know. Bula Vinaka posted:Street wall: Theophilus, don't perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog I'd rather be mummified like my boy theo here
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Nov 22, 2020 00:26
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Bula Vinaka posted:Atrium of the House of Pinarius: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend She's from Gallia Cisalpina. You wouldn't know her. Bula Vinaka posted:Herculaneum bar, next to a drawing of a phallus: Handle with care
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Nov 22, 2020 00:29
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Olewithmilk posted:One got his dick out Tiny dick and a slave talk about owned
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Nov 22, 2020 00:34
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That ween is either perfectly preserved, or broke in half. Either way lol
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Nov 22, 2020 00:45
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Olewithmilk posted:I do genuinely like Pompeii. I was justthinking looking at a map, what were the contempory accounts of the disaster, if any? There is an account here: http://www.eyewitnesstohistory.com/pompeii.htm
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Nov 22, 2020 00:48
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Must have been pretty cold in Pompeii that day lol
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Nov 22, 2020 00:52
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Olewithmilk posted:Would you like to be mummified by a pyroclastic blast with your outer genetalia visible or invisible? Please, please let me know. They're not mummies, they're holes in the ground archaeologists poured plaster into.
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The Voice of Labor posted:the gently caress kind of manual labor do you have to be enslaved to for it to completely gently caress your back by age 18-23? they dont call it blowing your back out for nothing. they dont call it working on your back for nothing. quote:Street wall: Theophilus, don't perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog i wanna believe this wasnt graffiti so much as a literal law they have all over signs and poo poo because their is a huge public cunnilingus problem in their city snergle fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Nov 22, 2020 |
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Nov 22, 2020 01:17
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Fatty posted:They're not mummies, they're holes in the ground archaeologists poured plaster into. they are reverse mummies 
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I'm glad we're slowly learning more details about a lost society's dongs.
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Rutibex posted:they are reverse mummies Negative Space Mummies.
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