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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



hockey jockey posted:

Doubtful. No one's even posted all the sick burns they dish out to people wearing masks at Asda yet.

I was in Also today and twice I had people sneak up and stand inches from me whilst I was busy looking at something on the shelves, so I did a Judo chop and sliced them both in half with my blackbelt whilst the store applauded and the checkout girl let me touch her boobs and Albert Einstein waved at me through the window whilst he was getting his quid out of the trolley muttered under my breath and got away

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Most people seem to wear masks now anyway.

A guy in the garage didnt the other day and I silently raged behind him but he had big muscles and tattoos and it would have been an effort to defeat him in combat so I just left it.

A horrible couple in Tescos (sticking to waitrose from now on), the female didn't have one on and was loud and obnoxious about trying to get noticed. Obviously I noticed but I did not give her the satisfaction and shes presumably dead now.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

ive still been waiting for an opportunity to organically use the bane quote and tbh that more than anything is what has stressed me out most about the pandemic

RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020

Woh, is that a thing I like??

Bobby Deluxe posted:

ive still been waiting for an opportunity to organically use the bane quote and tbh that more than anything is what has stressed me out most about the pandemic

I reckon if you get jacked as poo poo you are allowed to say it whenever

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



queef

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
I'm at work and nobody is here lol. It is monday right? I'm still tired, knew i shouldnt have come in today

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
tis monday the first light after the sabbath :catstare:

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Time to party

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

Fabricati diem, pvnc.

fridge corn posted:

I'm at work and nobody is here lol. It is monday right? I'm still tired, knew i shouldnt have come in today

I was actually going to post something suitability sarcastic about it being Saturday and wow wouldn't it be nice if there was a way we could check what day it was before posting on an internet forum.

Then I realised it really is Monday and this is just my Saturday

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
days don't even really exist if you think about it :aaa:

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

Fabricati diem, pvnc.
My Saturday..

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Nothing exists I say as I sit on the sofa playing super mario galaxy

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


I remember owning and playing Super Mario Galaxy but I don't remember when or how. ~the phantom videogame~

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I spent the morning chopping down trees, which is a nice change

hemale in pain posted:

Nothing exists I say as I sit on the sofa playing super mario galaxy

3d all stars?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

mrpwase posted:

I remember owning and playing Super Mario Galaxy but I don't remember when or how. ~the phantom videogame~

Now I want a mod to play as Mario in MGSV: The Phantom Pain.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Mgs5 is so good. I loved the community achievement of total nuclear disarmament and also I loved building a zoo of central asian wildlife on an oil rig

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Ratjaculation posted:

I spent the morning chopping down trees, which is a nice change


3d all stars?

Yeah! 64 holds up too

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



:agreed:

I was playing heaps of the collection until my other half got me Mario Oddessy, which is insanely good also

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020

I just looked up from my laptop and it's almost dark... where the hell did the day go?

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

mrpwase posted:

I remember owning

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Of course, back then it was called pwning, as was the style at the time

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I'd hit it

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
hey brits fancy some chips?

i feel the UK

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Actually having jacky tats with some Branston beans tonight, but thanks

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




I love chips

Secret Pro tip for cheap bike touring is to order a large chips for dinner

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
Making Mexican tonight, going to do some bomb rear end chips

TORTILLA CHIPS THAT IS

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
thread seems like a nice place to chill

kecske
Feb 28, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

captainclaw posted:

I just looked up from my laptop and it's almost dark... where the hell did the day go?

this time of year I get up and go to work in the dark, spend all day indoors, then go home in the dark

might have to get one of those vitamin D lamps

Peg Sliderskew
Jan 4, 2010

Ratjaculation posted:

I spent the morning chopping down trees, which is a nice change


3d all stars?

From conservation to decimation, I like your style.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

This isn't ok

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020

kecske posted:

this time of year I get up and go to work in the dark, spend all day indoors, then go home in the dark

might have to get one of those vitamin D lamps

I've always wondered if they would be of any actual use. Maybe 2020 is the year to find out.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Doin' steak and chips for dinner. With A1 sauce. Fusion cuisine!

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
A1 sauce is the best way to ruin a steak

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

Fabricati diem, pvnc.
Had to Google A1 sauce. Sounds like BBQ (which is heresy*) confirm/deny

Edit: *On steak

Ballbot5000 fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Nov 23, 2020

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


I like barbecue sauce (although reggae reggae sauce is better) but you don't put it on good meat ffs

I'm making a risotto

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Lol if you don’t whip up a delicious bordelaise

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020

It's chicken fried rice for me tonight (home made, not takeaway)

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
sauce tiers:

1. Harissa
2. Louisiana hot sauces that are > Frank's
3. Bulls Eye BBQ sauce
4. Mexican hot sauce
5. i had some mexican stuff that was called Bufalo one time

edit: by mexican i mean the stuff that tastes like the stuff they have at taco bell my mexican friend faithfully carries one of those by his side

Dr. Heart Collapse fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Nov 23, 2020

kecske
Feb 28, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Dr. Heart Collapse posted:

sauce tiers:

1. Harissa
2. Louisiana hot sauces that are > Frank's
3. Bulls Eye BBQ sauce
4. Mexican hot sauce
5. i had some mexican stuff that was called Bufalo one time

harissa is a paste not a sauce you charlatan, you absolute fool

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RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020

Woh, is that a thing I like??
Sauce tier list:

1: mayonnaise

2: Mustard

3: the rest

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