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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Police appreciation thread
 
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free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

 gently caress the police. The Police, however, kick rear end! Sting, Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland made some great tunes

this song feels very appropriate for 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VuDjJ9KIxM

post your thoughts on the Police itt

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

 Police song four minutes long and the same thing over and over

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The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
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CLOSE TO ME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqfjncB5mV8

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Ahhhh! You got me, you devil! I was gonna come in all "gently caress the - " but then I was like "ohhhhh! Sting, ha ha!"

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
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free hubcaps posted:

gently caress the police. The Police, however, kick rear end! Sting, Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland made some great tunes

this song feels very appropriate for 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VuDjJ9KIxM

post your thoughts on the Police itt

Sting's lyrics show that he was a complete obsessive stalker who constantly threatened to kill himself. Great music but boy howdy would he be awful in a relationship

I can't stand losing you

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I called you so many times today
And I guess it's all true what your girlfriends say
That you don't ever want to see me again
And your brother's gonna kill me and he's six feet ten
I guess you'd call it cowardice
But I'm not prepared to go on like this

I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
...

I see you've sent my letters back
And my L.P. records and they're all scratched
I can't see the point in another day
When nobody listens to a word I say
You can call it lack of confidence
But to carry on living doesn't make no sense

...
I guess this is our last goodbye
And you don't care, so I won't cry
And you'll be sorry when I'm dead
When all this guilt will be on your head
I guess you'd call it suicide
But I'm too full, to swallow my pride

I'll be watching you

quote:

Every breath you take
And every move you make
Every bond you break, every step you take
I'll be watchin' you

Every single day
And every word you say
Every game you play, every night you stay
I'll be watchin' you

Oh, can't you see
You belong to me?
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take
Every move you make
And every vow you break
Every smile you fake, every claim you stake
I'll be watchin' you

etc.

* # ? Nov 23, 2020 21:56
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Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
The Police are on "that list" where one of their most popular songs is also a song that you just can't stand hearing for any length. In my case it's 'Roxanne.' Always hated it, still change stations or songs to this day, and my first experience with it being woken up for a school by it via clock radio didn't help.

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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


 I was driving a bunch of kids (7-11 yrs old) around recently and "Message In a Bottle" came on and when it got to the part where he's just repeating "Sending out an SOS" over and over they started making fun of it.

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Oct 12, 2009

Johnny Walker posted:

I was driving a bunch of kids (7-11 yrs old) around recently and "Message In a Bottle" came on and when it got to the part where he's just repeating "Sending out an SOS" over and over they started making fun of it.

...and then you flipped on spirits in the material world and they were like whoa pops sorry this is actually badass....right???


e: RIGHT?!?

free hubcaps fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Nov 23, 2020

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Johnny Walker posted:

I was driving a bunch of kids (7-11 yrs old) around recently and "Message In a Bottle" came on and when it got to the part where he's just repeating "Sending out an SOS" over and over they started making fun of it.

Penis in a BUUUUTTHOLE yeah

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