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Not mine but my roommate's tuxedo cat spent long enough pushing on the top of the gecko cage to finally cave the mesh in. He didn't do anything to them just seemed like the goal was to fucknup the cage for some reason. Idiot also fell into the bearded dragon cage an almost broke the cage trying to fling himself out through the glass. Dragons were not pleased. He continues to stand on the fat tail gecko cage even though its bit him and he's afraid of it.
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Hah, I remember when my cat did that with my ball python's enclosure as a kid. I think she just wanted to share the basking lamp. Post-mortem shaming: Samantha You haven't been alive for a good 8 years and I am *still* finding your cathair in some very strange places. I can't be too mad though. The latest one was in an old photo album - I didn't put it there but now it's a feature.
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Oct 2, 2020 02:18
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Look who just showed up after being gone for four days. Had me worried sick. Won't even say where she's been or anything.
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Oct 11, 2020 16:35
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I've been feeding my cats a bedtime snack to prevent them from burping up froth in the middle of the night because their tummies are empty. Fred took that a little too far and has been blowing his cookies pretty much since last night, and what I figure is that he eats some, he barfs it up, and then goes right back to the dish to eat some more. And apparently the only person who was up really late last night either didn't know or didn't care to take up the rest of the food so it would stop happening.
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Oct 12, 2020 13:28
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My little idiot calico loves to overeat and puke. If I catch her 'HUURK-HUURK-HUURK'-ing and pet her she usually calms down, otherwise it's an explosion of seafood medley. She also gets hairballs occasionally from her intense desire to groom not only herself, but her huge idiot brother. The calico also starts fights with her brother when she thinks I'm giving too much attention to my wife.
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Oct 12, 2020 13:57
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:My little idiot calico loves to overeat and puke. If I catch her 'HUURK-HUURK-HUURK'-ing and pet her she usually calms down, otherwise it's an explosion of seafood medley. I had a calico for almost 20 years who was a strategic puker. You could tell who she was pissed at by where she had yarked. Invalido posted:Look who just showed up after being gone for four days. Had me worried sick. Won't even say where she's been or anything. this is the cutest loving thing!!!
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Oct 12, 2020 14:22
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new dog thinks he belongs on the couch. I read how to train him to stay off. The steps were: 1. Say "OFF." 2. Throw treat on the ground so he has to climb off to eat it. 3. Follow with another treat and lots of praise once he's back on the ground. he now knows that he will get treats and love and attention by getting up on the couch. this is now his favorite game.
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Oct 12, 2020 22:47
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Greg12 posted:new dog thinks he belongs on the couch. 
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Oct 12, 2020 23:11
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just let him on the couch you fascist
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Oct 12, 2020 23:27
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Greg12 posted:new dog thinks he belongs on the couch. Lol, owned
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Oct 13, 2020 01:28
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Visited the folks for Thanksgiving.  https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qi441qgXaY1vdfl96.mp4 https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qi43uhQ3GN1vdfl96.mp4
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Oct 13, 2020 02:53
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 Stop breaking the loving blinds you short-legged little poo poo.
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Oct 13, 2020 12:15
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Mister Speaker posted:Visited the folks for Thanksgiving. The person walking into frame and then walking out without helping the cat is the best part
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Oct 15, 2020 20:30
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Hi, I'm Io a stupid cat who keeps running head first into the window to watch the magpies outside. I do this at FIVE IN THE MORNING EACH DAY waking up my owners. Oh I also constantly eat my food too fast and throw it up then ask for more food like a dummy. Give me a piece of ham.
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Oct 28, 2020 04:55
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Halloween cat on the hearse I can tell when he's been all up on it from the little paw prints going up the windshield.
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Oct 29, 2020 04:11
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One of you chewed up my headphones last night. I don't know for sure who did it though I have my suspicions. I know I forgot to buy more wet food but c'mon there was dry food and I even bought you a water fountain show some appreciation or at least respect my stuff sheesh.
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Nov 4, 2020 10:09
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Invalido posted:One of you chewed up my headphones last night. I don't know for sure who did it though I have my suspicions. I know I forgot to buy more wet food but c'mon there was dry food and I even bought you a water fountain show some appreciation or at least respect my stuff sheesh. What I'm hearing is you should've bought more wet food when you were supposed to. You're not gonna forget next time now, are you? 
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Nov 4, 2020 10:17
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Jasper. Buddy. You get fed at 5:30 PM every god drat day. That is not an invitation to start screaming at 3:30 PM every god drat day like god drat clockwork. And I know it's not daylight savings related, because after a couple days, you adjusted to the new 3:30. You don't have worms because we wormed you twice just to make sure. We feed you an appropriate amount of calories for your size, and you're not losing any weight. If it were up to you, you'd be 30 pounds and too fat to jump up on the couch.   you're lucky you're such a sweet, adorable, good boy. Also the only kitty I know who prefers belly rubs over any other kind of pets except maybe rubbing the bridge of his little nose.  pictured here: the electric blanket i set out for him because he's a spoiled baby. this used to be my electric blanket.  ...okay, fine. I guess my foot is a pillow.
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Nov 8, 2020 18:28
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Dearest Schmutz, If you jump up on top of my 6ft bedroom wardrobe you will get too scared to get down. When I then come help you down, please don't shred my forearm with your hindclaws.  tia edit: monster in question: 
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Nov 9, 2020 02:14
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 Hey, sorry Princess, you don't get to eat the fishies in the big tank. No need to take it personal. She was rescued in September after giving birth in July, at the estimated age of six months or so. She was friendly, badly malnourished and we found no trace of the kitties, though we know they were inside a municipal warehouse and they may have been independently found and rescued. We brought her inside when she had clearly stopped lactating and was probably pregnant again. Has been adjusting to home and our other cats ever since. She's clearly gotten happier and fatter tho. Here's a pic of her in July: 
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Nov 23, 2020 22:35
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Put a little weight on and it looks like a completely different cat.
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Nov 24, 2020 03:00
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For_Great_Justice posted:Put a little weight on and it looks like a completely different cat.  She gained a lot of weigth, and her hair also puffed up a lot. She's a fluffball, and she loves tummy rubs 
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Nov 25, 2020 15:57
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 This chubby pumpkin CLOWN from the CHEESECAKE CIRCUS FOR TUBBIES slept on my phone and muffled the alarm so completely that we both slept through it and I just had to call in “fat” for work...
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Nov 25, 2020 16:19
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BARNEY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PYGMY PIG AND NOW HE WEIGHS 200KG BARNEY YOU FAT gently caress STEVEN YOU LITTLE poo poo YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE REPRESENTING CHAOS IN THIS ROUND STOP NAPPING 
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Nov 27, 2020 21:42
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Hey Sully, I can't feed you if you're sitting on me.
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Jiru posted:
Quoting this because this morning I got a call from my mother saying "buy more cloth masks please, your cat chewed up all of mine". This same week she also utterly destroyed a copper wire (thankfully it was unplugged). WTF cat, you have been nothing but a good sport for two months, stop destroying poo poo.
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 Sully, I don't know what the hell I did or didn't do that made you feel the need to look me directly in the eyes & poo poo on the floor, but I'm sorry.  Do you really hate the new slipcovers that much?
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Dec 15, 2020 21:26
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Had to say goodbye to my best friend today. RIP Regan. 
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I'm sorry you're getting less attention these days but please do not meow at the baby while she's sleeping. That will not put your humans in a good mood. You don't seem like you have any regrets.
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Dec 27, 2020 15:36
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 you know what you did, you little goblin, and i see you hiding in shame what you did was pee on people who came to see you, and "people" here includes me very impolite to do to visitors
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New pup! 4 year old Chihuahua rescued from the streets somewhere in Mississippi. Got trekked up to the Northeast where the cold and snow didn't faze him at all. Calling him Pico. Perfect little guy other than his uncontrollable urge to mark everywhere but he is getting his balls removed as I type this which hopefully will help there. Photo from the rescue:  First day at home (photobomb courtesy of Trey, who is over the moon about his new friend):  And second day at home: 
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 This fucker on the left, she has the kitty spergs. Like she never learned to catte, the fat one on the right is trying to teach her but well...everyone is doing their best. She's very affectionate, but skittish enough that it takes the form of mewing angrily all the time and standing ~just~ out of reach of pets. For some reason she hates the kitchen and when I first got her a few years ago would emerge from her hiding place to yell at me about chopping onions. She still does this. Her name is Mason because when her dumbass feral kitten self was found she had a mason jar stuck to her head like the dumb fat idiot she is. I'm thinking about leaving some around the house and letting nature take its course.
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Susan you dumb stupid idiot. Why won't you just use the new litter robot? Is pissing on my carpet at night really that much better than going in the robot? Why do you hate me? I buy you wet food, I give you treats, and I don't yell at you for standing on my chest in the morning to wake me up. Please just go in the $500 robot. Please I'm begging you. Just be like your brother! He loves the robot! Susan in black. DB Cooper in orange.
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 Again? The tally of silent nightly cable chewing so far: One laptop charger One FM antenna Two corded headphones Two bluetooth headphones All were mine. None belonged to my wife or children. The weren't hanging and dangling as a tempting toy. The shitbox was empty. You had dry food, wet food and fresh water. Why do you hate me?
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Invalido posted:
Tabasco sauce cured my cat of cable chewing.
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Iron Crowned posted:Tabasco sauce cured my cat of cable chewing. yeah, but if you slip when putting it on, that's a spicy ear surprise
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 Dearest Sully, Waiting until I'm sitting down with my breakfast and my work computer is not the greatest time to start whining that there is one molecule of poop within 5 miles of your litter box, especially since you pawed lazily at the box before walking away after I halted my plans to help you & risked letting my coffee get cold.  Love, YTM
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 hi kira it's great that you want to follow us around and see what we're up to! but maybe you could follow from behind, instead of trying to follow from right in front of our currently-moving feet? cat i am tired of tripping over you and i don't like it when you accidentally get shunted by my swinging legs
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Invalido posted:
When he was young mine finally bit a router power cable, that was plugged in. Not sure if he got shocked, but he uh, didn't eat cables anymore after that.
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