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hemale in pain posted:the weirdest thing happened to me today. i was in town with a work mate and this random weird guy came up to us and was like "do you guys know how to have a good time in the evening? know anywhere to score drugs?" this was at 3pm This used to happen to me back when I worked in the office. I'd go out for a smoke break and stand round the corner of our building to stay out of the wind, usually dressed in jeans and a lovely hoodie. Randoms would walk past and ask what I was selling.
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Woke Pob posted:This used to happen to me back when I worked in the office. I'd go out for a smoke break and stand round the corner of our building to stay out of the wind, usually dressed in jeans and a lovely hoodie. Randoms would walk past and ask what I was selling. I hope the answer was "What you buyin?"
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Bunger bunger bunger bunger bunger
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Not enjoying this slow moving poop
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Nov 23, 2020 23:12
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try reading a different thread instead
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Woke Pob posted:This used to happen to me back when I worked in the office. I'd go out for a smoke break and stand round the corner of our building to stay out of the wind, usually dressed in jeans and a lovely hoodie. Randoms would walk past and ask what I was selling. Ask them to speak louder and into your lapel, should do the trick
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if im honest my first thought was the dude was police considering they've been chasing deliveroo around town for the last few months confiscating bikes e: i should clarify that it's a dumb paranoid thought and the dude was just some random crazy person hemale in pain fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Nov 23, 2020 |
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Nov 23, 2020 23:18
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Ratjaculation posted:Actually having jacky tats with some Branston beans tonight, but thanks Branston beans are well better than Heinz
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Nov 23, 2020 23:29
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Jihad Joe posted:Had to Google A1 sauce. Sounds like BBQ (which is heresy*) confirm/deny It's essentially the equivalent to HP Brown Sauce. And yeah, don't actually use it on a steak.
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hemale in pain posted:if im honest my first thought was the dude was police considering they've been chasing deliveroo around town for the last few months confiscating bikes I once saw two suspicious blokes in almost matching jeans and hoody jackets standing on the tram, could tell by their boots that they were narcs That and the loving massive neutral skin tone earpieces
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Nov 23, 2020 23:36
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Did you ask them for drugs to confirm your theory?
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CancerCakes posted:I once saw two suspicious blokes in almost matching jeans and hoody jackets standing on the tram, could tell by their boots that they were narcs for a while flying to and from new York after 9/11 you could pass the time by playing Spot The Air Marshall
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EL BROMANCE posted:It's essentially the equivalent to HP Brown Sauce. And yeah, don't actually use it on a steak. Kinda. Its a lot runnier.
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Nov 23, 2020 23:51
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Did you ask them for drugs to confirm your theory? nah I just stared at my phone like everyone else on public transport, I was probably looking at this thread while listening to podcasts I was never cool enough or had sufficient cash to do drugs, although the mail order weed gets more tempting every day
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hemale in pain posted:the weirdest thing happened to me today. i was in town with a work mate and this random weird guy came up to us and was like "do you guys know how to have a good time in the evening? know anywhere to score drugs?" this was at 3pm And did you help him out or did you leave the poor guy hanging?
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Some random bloke asked me where to get weed from the day of my brother's wedding. I'd just gotten back from the service and was going around to tesco to buy some smokes. I was still wearing a suit and I didn't smoke weed at the time. Turns out he lives on the estate and his hobbies include sitting outside of tesco for hours on end.
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1990s footballer gazza just asks any black man if he has some drugs he could borrow like he'd probably ask trevor mcdonald even good chance they've met, actually
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Gazza turning up to the armed standoff of raoul moat with a few tinnies still makes me laugh
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Butterfly Valley posted:And did you help him out or did you leave the poor guy hanging? I've never bought drugs. Will do coke at parties if it's free and I've tried weed but don't really like it. I used to drink too much because I was depressed and anxious but stopped after I slept with my friends girlfriend and almost got dumped after puking down the side of a cupboard. Now I just drink a little and have no excuses for dumb life decisions.
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Nov 24, 2020 00:15
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Bit Hollyoaks this.
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Nov 24, 2020 00:19
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In general my life is great but I should suuuuper avoid drugs is all I'm saying. I got the bad brains
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Nov 24, 2020 00:22
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I'm mean ok but I think drugs might fix that
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hemale in pain posted:I used to drink too much because I was depressed and anxious but stopped after I slept with my friends girlfriend and almost got dumped after puking down the side of a cupboard. Now I just drink a little and have no excuses for dumb life decisions. The way I'm reading this it sounds like what got you nearly dumped was an errant chunder, rather than shagging a mate(lol)'s bird?
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Nov 24, 2020 00:36
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posts like that ^ are exactly what the Americans expect of us
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Butterfly Valley posted:The way I'm reading this it sounds like what got you nearly dumped was an errant chunder, rather than shagging a mate(lol)'s bird? That's correct!
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Solefald posted:Branston beans are well better than Heinz i usually go for the cheapest aldi ones (poor!) but treated myself they are gooooood
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Nov 24, 2020 08:43
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I could smash a tin of beans right about now
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Nov 24, 2020 08:53
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I buy Heinz sugar free beans or whatever they're called because they're about 100 calories less than regular beans and after adding hot sauce I can't tell the difference
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Nov 24, 2020 09:58
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What even is a calorie anyway?
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Nov 24, 2020 10:52
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Jose posted:I buy Heinz sugar free beans or whatever they're called because they're about 100 calories less than regular beans and after adding hot sauce I can't tell the difference Firecracker beans are awesome, every Fryups beans is lashed with tabasco for me.
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Nov 24, 2020 11:08
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Salisbury Snape posted:Firecracker beans are awesome, every Fryups beans is lashed with tabasco for me. mate, I could really go a fryup. Proper cafe greasy one too
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Nov 24, 2020 11:09
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Slimming world diet is actually going pretty OK. I'm below 12st for the first time in probably ten years. All this excess beer fat is well on its way out the door
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captainclaw posted:mate, I could really go a fryup. Proper cafe greasy one too I've had to make do with leftover bubble and squeak for crib today 
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I've not looked into breakfast yet. Woke up later than I would have liked and had to book it for work. Thinking it's about time I should go on the scrounge
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Nov 24, 2020 11:18
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not really into beans. snagged and tore down nextdoor's phoneline oops
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