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Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
JAMES WOODS
is
RUDY
in
COUSIN FUCKER: THE RUDY GIULIANI STORY

https://twitter.com/mariebardi/status/1331079667504312321?s=20


Yeah, this'll be it.

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Jarf
Jun 25, 2006

PLATINUM



I wish bookies would start putting odds up for Trump getting forcibly removed from the white house.

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Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

I like that every time I see Rudy show in news or whatever, its something hilariously crazy and/or inane. Definitely the kind of last act this presidency deserves.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


A Trump supporter who teaches at a University defends his use of the N-word and his anti-semitism.

https://twitter.com/samueljrob/status/1331005392655175687

“I believe the ‘n-word’ is a mind control spell designed to make us hate each other.”

:stonk:

In his letter trying to walk back his insane comments he insists the vaccine and its trackers are the mark of the beast, that Hitler was a golem (literal?), that nuclear weapons don’t exist because it looks like TNT to him, and the moon landing was faked.

He is very clear that he is not against middle-class Jews. Just the global cabal of the high-ranking Jews that invented Covid to strip us all of our freedoms.

https://twitter.com/ThomasB57121856/status/1314291419041988610

Yeah, you probably need to get fired.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Jarf posted:

I wish bookies would start putting odds up for Trump getting forcibly removed from the white house.



I honestly don't think it will happen. Somebody will convince him how bad it would look.

But that gets me thinking. Who would be "the voice of reason" in the Trump family/administration? If indeed one exists. And also, who does Donny little hands listen to? If indeed anyone.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


https://twitter.com/tgagemurphy/status/1330873432142188544

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
If someone had to work really hard on something then it ain't a bloody miracle.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Xenocides posted:

A Trump supporter who teaches at a University defends his use of the N-word and his anti-semitism.

https://twitter.com/samueljrob/status/1331005392655175687

“I believe the ‘n-word’ is a mind control spell designed to make us hate each other.”

:stonk:

In his letter trying to walk back his insane comments he insists the vaccine and its trackers are the mark of the beast, that Hitler was a golem (literal?), that nuclear weapons don’t exist because it looks like TNT to him, and the moon landing was faked.

He is very clear that he is not against middle-class Jews. Just the global cabal of the high-ranking Jews that invented Covid to strip us all of our freedoms.

https://twitter.com/ThomasB57121856/status/1314291419041988610

Yeah, you probably need to get fired.

Uh, yeah I said some truly heinous poo poo on Twitter, but it was a locked and private account so only my followers saw it. Also I'd only keep it up for a few hours if it was really awful! For some reason "cancel culture" is throwing my use of racist language in my face. But checkmate libs, because I already knew this would happen yet did nothing to stop this outcome. Owned much? :smuggo:

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Imagine taking all the credit for the hard work of so many others because you went "Hey, we could really use a vaccine actually. Somebody should get on that" one day

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004


What a horrible loving ghoul.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1330919324824039427

GUYS!!!! Seriously! Who forgot to turn off the Covid machine?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the "democrats are controlling the media/covid" thing reminds me of north koreans blaming americans every time the power goes out. except in this case republicans are pretty much saying the entire world is in a conspiracy against them. as usual
what a weird change of opinions lindsey graham had about everything after the news broke that russia hacked his e-mails

gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 10:32 on Nov 24, 2020

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









sweet thursday posted:

Imagine taking all the credit for the hard work of so many others because you went "Hey, we could really use a vaccine actually. Somebody should get on that" one day

I don't have to

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

sweet thursday posted:

Imagine taking all the credit for the hard work of so many others because you went "Hey, we could really use a vaccine actually. Somebody should get on that" one day

That basically describes like a significant portion of the rich and successful. People like Elon Musk gets hailed as visionaries, when all they have done is being the "ideas guy" who pay other people (with investors' money no less) to work out the details.

The Gripper
Sep 14, 2004
i am winner

Shanghaied posted:

That basically describes like a significant portion of the rich and successful. People like Elon Musk gets hailed as visionaries, when all they have done is being the "ideas guy" who pay other people (with investors' money no less) to work out the details.
lol musk isnt the ideas guy

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

The world is safe thanks to your favorite vaccine maker (me!)

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

The Gripper posted:

lol musk isnt the ideas guy

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



To be fair to him, Musk did come up with that submarine thing to hog some of the attention away from the Thai kids in the cave and onto himself.

It was utterly useless and dangerously impractical apparently, though.

Also, he is a massive pedophile. Probably.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

You know what time it is

A long overdue dump

SOMEONE ARREST SOMEONE! DO! SOMETHING!!

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Shanghaied posted:

That basically describes like a significant portion of the rich and successful. People like Elon Musk gets hailed as visionaries, when all they have done is being the "ideas guy" who pay other people (with investors' money no less) to work out the details.

This is the way things have always been. My top offenders:

Bowie
George Lucas
David Attenborough

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Hmmm yes famously uncreative hack David Bowie

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

David Bowie beat my rear end and stole the script for Labyrinth from me which he then claimed as his own work and starred in and called me every day from the set to mock me and my bruised rear end.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Decided to look into the spiritual battle of the election and see how Paula White’s sorcery may have gone wrong.

https://twitter.com/JheeKhan01/status/1328551778900713473

So the white angels weren’t feeling like doing the job so we had to import labor from Africa? Typical.

https://twitter.com/okamalita/status/1329635525343416323





https://twitter.com/RachelNStephens/status/1330989000274833408

Wait....kraken, a giant undersea horror sleeping beneath the waves........

Is the MAGA party a Cthulhu cult?

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

AHH F/UGH posted:

Hmmm yes famously uncreative hack David Bowie

C'mon. Who did the heavy lifting? Mick Ronson. Eno. TONY VISCONTI. Carlos. Nile Rodgers. and on and on

Taotipper
Nov 8, 2020

The heaviest lifter in David Bowie's life was clearly his codpiece in Labyrinth

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1331112717390909440

I was too kind to the Left before!!!!!!!!!! Covid is still a hoax!!!!!!! I am not wrong just because what I said was wrong!!!!!

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Remember that time he talked about raising Cain before Cain even died?

Some were so impressed back then
https://reason.com/2019/03/02/trump-just-might-have-won-the-2020-elect/

fappenmeister
Nov 19, 2004

My hand wields the might

In his white house at r'lyeh fat trump waits eating

fappenmeister fucked around with this message at 11:13 on Nov 24, 2020

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

More like Mar-a-Lardo

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


I like this plan but sadly do not think I have much to contribute.

https://twitter.com/existentialcoms/status/1331116311204642818

fappenmeister
Nov 19, 2004

My hand wields the might

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

More like Mar-a-Lardo

Yes this is better hahaha

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

If Trumpists were a cthulu cult so much less of their evil poo poo would come to fruition because the big thing is that the Old Gods don't care what we do. Humans are an annoyance with an expiration date, the Old Gods have no stake in helping us along.

We're inconsequential.

The Gripper
Sep 14, 2004
i am winner

An insane mind posted:

If Trumpists were a cthulu cult so much less of their evil poo poo would come to fruition because the big thing is that the Old Gods don't care what we do. Humans are an annoyance with an expiration date, the Old Gods have no stake in helping us along.

We're inconsequential.
You think they picked the Kraken because they loved its story and background? Haha brrpptt octopus beast is cool!!!!

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Chrpno posted:

C'mon. Who did the heavy lifting? Mick Ronson. Eno. TONY VISCONTI. Carlos. Nile Rodgers. and on and on

There’s a difference between being a good collaborator and being an untalented hack. Just ask Lowtax.

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008

Chrpno posted:

C'mon. Who did the heavy lifting? Mick Ronson. Eno. TONY VISCONTI. Carlos. Nile Rodgers. and on and on

This is possibly the dumbest comment in this thread and considering that its full of our big wet boy screaming impotently on twitter, that is quite an achievement.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Xenocides posted:

Decided to look into the spiritual battle of the election and see how Paula White’s sorcery may have gone wrong.

https://twitter.com/JheeKhan01/status/1328551778900713473


What in the absolute motherfuck. Nuke this "evangelical advisory board" and fire the glassed remains into the sun.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Dissapointed Owl posted:

What would it be called tho

Art of the Presidency?

"Sad! The Witch Hunt against 180lb Stable Genius Donald J Trump, by LOSERS, IDIOTS and Women who look like total DOGS."

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

An insane mind posted:

If Trumpists were a cthulu cult so much less of their evil poo poo would come to fruition because the big thing is that the Old Gods don't care what we do. Humans are an annoyance with an expiration date, the Old Gods have no stake in helping us along.

We're inconsequential.

Yeah but the cults become gibbering madness. Doesn't that sound like Trump and Rudy?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003



What bottled water company is this guy working for? I am loving thirsty after reading this.

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Chrpno posted:

This is the way things have always been. My top offenders:

Bowie
George Lucas
David Attenborough
I hear Attenborough didn't even invent any of those animals

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