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https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1331253594461442052?s=20 grats cowboys fans maybe god did you a solid edit* mod can you fix that typo please
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Jerry Jones finally shuffling off this mortal coil???
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Nov 24, 2020 16:16
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Imagine being the stripper whos rear end jerry took his final rail off of.
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Nov 24, 2020 16:20
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FizFashizzle posted:Imagine being the stripper whos rear end jerry took his final rail off of. if I was that stripper, I'd have that rear end framed and on the mantle with a plaque
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Nov 24, 2020 16:25
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uh i think jerry might be dead or incapacitated https://twitter.com/DavidMooreDMN/status/1331254184130338816?s=20
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Nov 24, 2020 16:32
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People are saying Jerry was on the radio not long ago. Maybe Mike had a heart attack.
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Nov 24, 2020 16:35
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RIP The Entire Dallas Cowboys Franchise. "Well, C'ya"
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Nov 24, 2020 16:43
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God dammit loving die jerry
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Codependent Poster posted:People are saying Jerry was on the radio not long ago. Mike got his usual massage and the happy ending went too far.
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https://twitter.com/DavidMooreDMN/status/1331262015260733441 huh... I'm thinking fat mike may have gone to the big buffet in the sky
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Nov 24, 2020 16:46
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The Final Watermelon
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Nov 24, 2020 16:47
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Big Beef City posted:https://twitter.com/DavidMooreDMN/status/1331262015260733441 https://twitter.com/xsstringer/status/1331262801155743747?s=20 lmao a loving measles outbreak would be hilarious but that's not what this is
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Nov 24, 2020 16:47
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This is going to suck so goddamn hard. Anyone other than Jerry and I'll feel awful. To have a medical emergency in covid era is just miserable poo poo.
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Nov 24, 2020 16:47
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maybe the cowboys players have broke McCarthy's heart and now it can't be mended
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Nov 24, 2020 16:48
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maybe one of the staff unleashed the virus from 12 Monkeys
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Nov 24, 2020 16:51
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gently caress the Cowboys.
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Nov 24, 2020 16:52
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maybe its like that episode of Louie where his sister thinks shes about to give birth but it just ends up being a big fart
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Nov 24, 2020 16:53
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Nov 24, 2020 16:55
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Maybe a bee bit Andy's bottom and now his bottom's big
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Nov 24, 2020 16:57
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What is The Star? Is that their facility or something? https://twitter.com/DavidMooreDMN/status/1331265172808282112?s=20
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FizFashizzle posted:What is The Star? Is that their facility or something? Yeah, it's this place. Headquarters + mall https://thestardistrict.com/visit/directory/
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Nov 24, 2020 17:08
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Local PD report mentions that a coach was transported by EMS. So yeah, gonna be a lovely day.
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Nov 24, 2020 17:13
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jeez, look I'll joke and poo poo all over the 'boys and everything all day everyday but condolences for whatever happened. Sucks 
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Big Beef City posted:jeez, look I'll joke and poo poo all over the 'boys and everything all day everyday but condolences for whatever happened. Sucks not me, I'll continue to shitpost and then when its revealed that an assistant coach had a stroke I'll feel bad for a second and then keep making terrible jokes
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Magicpants posted:not me, I'll continue to shitpost and then when its revealed that an assistant coach had a stroke I'll feel bad for a second and then keep making terrible jokes https://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/1331269088761569280?s=20 no idea how connected this person is
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OH GOOD WELL I'LL CONTINUE TO LAUGH AS THIS PERSON DIES NO PROB LMAO
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FizFashizzle posted:https://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/1331269088761569280?s=20 Josina Anderson is very good when it comes to reliability
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It's their S&C coach, Markus Paul, according to this story: https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/news/dallas-cowboys-cancel-work-as-assistant-coach-markus-paul-is-in-serious-condition
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Nov 24, 2020 19:59
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Markus Pual had a heart attack and was jnitally reported as dead. But his immediately family says Paul is still alive
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Nov 24, 2020 20:11
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this was posted in the last thread before it was closed and I feel it would be a shame if it were to go unread
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HappyHippo posted:this was posted in the last thread before it was closed and I feel it would be a shame if it were to go unread Didn't Brady have this problem last year too? His deep ball just fell off a cliff close to playoffs?
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DariusLikewise posted:Didn't Brady have this problem last year too? His deep ball just fell off a cliff close to playoffs? https://twitter.com/gregauman/status/1331312241824706562?s=20
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Nov 24, 2020 20:36
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Is it a bad sign if your S&C coach is literally dying?
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Not if you're the Chargers.
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Nov 24, 2020 20:46
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quote:Tom Brady is 0-for-19 on pass attempts of 20-plus yards over the past month. If there's any coach with balls big enough to throw Brady under the bus like that, it'd be Arians. This is making those old allegations of Brady having someone in his headset telling him where to throw the ball seem plausible.
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Nov 24, 2020 20:47
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The brain gets old too.
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Is it a bad sign if your S&C coach is literally dying? Your S&C coach is probably the most juiced person involved, so, no, it isn't really too big of a shock to hear they have a heart attack. I'm pretty sure we'll repeat this in a few years for Deuce Gruden, for example.
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lol this is just insane. A QB has like 3 seconds to make a decision, there isn't enough time for this to work in any way.
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