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quote:AHHHHHH AFTER 10,000 YEARS, MY VISA ISSUES HAVE BEEN SOLVED IT'S TIME TO CONQUER WRESTLING
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quote:Professional Wrestling soon became plague ridden. Vince had angered the lord by denying him an automatic rematch for the Intercontinental Championship when Ric Flair made a risky return from a multi-year hospitalization. The nWo rumbled under the surface of the mid-card like bull dozers, so strong it crumbled the crumbling Imperialdome. This was the month the nWo became a national phenomenon. Then in a matter of hours, the fall of the capitol was over. The Night Before. The Hell in a Cell Massacre. Vince and Triple H were foiled yet again, before the crowd had a chance to get its bearings. The powers that be got the run of WrestleMania. The Horde of New York took over the world's largest weekly cable TV quote:Triple H nervously sprayed more of his sword spray on the doorknob. Vince needed everything to be sterile-he even sprayed the inside handle of the door to preserve it, his only mistake a misguided attempt to remain on schedule. Meanwhile, Punk slowly slid his way into the main entrance of the building, but was soon stopped by Triple H, who hit him in the side with a steel chair. Punk ran from the match and was soon apprehended by The Kings of Nash, who were playing hopscotch over Triple H's wobbly walker. When the stalemate had been broken, Paul Heyman entered the arena and tried to work with Triple H, but was quickly ordered out of the building. Vince's lack of adequate protections had been quote:Vince washed his hands again. He focused on his goals, live for ten thousand years then blow up the earth and eat everything. He didn't need to breathe. And his crystal matrix was already doing all of that for him. Or so it was thought until some intelligent lifeform, said bug, started looking at it curiously. And then decided to claim it as its own, and wait a thousand years to eat up everything. He forced himself to smile again, knowing his face would be a picture of proud permanence before a thousand years had passed. The sun shined, the slimes looked around. They could see his matrix. The bug smiled for a moment, then started passing to the next one. Finally, an attractive lady's reignofevil fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Jun 26, 2020 |
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Ric Flair gave Christian a low blow, which allowed Randy Orton to punt him in the head. Afterwards Orton got in Christian's face and yelled "THAT SHOULD BE YOUR VOTE" and "CHRISTIAN!" at Christian. As Christian got up Christian said "I still got 2 more singles matches to win back the IC belt," and when people laughed in response to this, Christian said "If that's the punishment for being a good guy, I'm taking it." SmackDown is going on a 30-year hiatus now that the Attitude Era is over, and after having long matches with Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, and others, Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins will have the chance to
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quote:Braun invited Bray Wyatt to a swamp so he could kill him. Wyatt surprised himself by attacking Braun with a spear. The barbarian told Braun that his brother would kill him, but Braun denied he would do such a thing. Bray Wyatt and Braun then argued over whether or not "Sin Cara" was their father. A brawl began when Braun came out to fight Braun's brother, so Wyatt and Braun, without telling Braun, decided to leave him behind. Bray Wyatt arrived to the ring to fight Braun, and interrupted Braun, who insulted his wife. The brawl continued when Bray delivered a Powerbomb to Braun. Braun joined Bray, thinking that this was their father, but then turned around to say it was not their father, but they would always be his children.
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Our leader [Vince McMahon] believes we have a social responsibility to put fans first and to help them get a break from what was coming and what we’re in the midst of. So for the last couple of weeks, he and Stephanie and I are going out there every night, about 20 shows. That's pretty rare for any of us. We’ve done maybe four shows together in the last two and a half years. So that's a very big deal. The fans are going to love us. They aren't going to get paid but they're going to get some enjoyment. They're going to get some sort of peace from the process, for sure. They're gonna get
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Talk to transformer is back.... kinda! https://app.inferkit.com/demoquote:Otis was fat. Otis was no longer Mr. Money in the Bank. He was no longer on the road to Wrestlemania. Otis was, in short, hosed. Except he didn't even have his girlfriend anymore either and she didn't miss him. He didn't know where she went but he knew where she wasn't - was this perhaps a temporary arrangement? Did he care? quote:Cody was writing a list of things he'd like to be bludgeoned with. He'd already used whips and straps and tacs and chairs and a steel cage and a vise and a tall ladder that dropped into a body bag. reignofevil fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Oct 26, 2020 |
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Oct 26, 2020 17:06
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quote:Peter Avalon and Brandon Cutler, both eternal losers, were booked in a Loser Must Win Fight. The result was...not as bad as you'd expect. Can't believe Torrance and Belfort stole the limelight like this. Real Starrcade 1997 poo poo.
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quote:"I want you to fake a seizure" Vince McMahon growled.
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quote:Cameron Grimes saw a silhouette of a woman behind the curtain in the shower. "Is there room for Cameron Grimes?" he asked while taking off his hat and vest. When Cameron Grimes pulled the shower curtain back, he saw a strange image - a man holding a pair of scissors. Cameron Grimes is a man from Maine and wanted to share what he saw. "At first I didn't know what it was," he said. quote:In the haunted house, Cameron Grimes saw a silhouette of a woman behind the curtain in the shower. "Is there room for Cameron Grimes?" he asked while taking off his hat and vest. When Cameron Grimes pulled the shower curtain back and saw no one, he decided it wasn't all that scary after all.
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Did the Transformer seriously tell us about the scissors twice in case we didn't hear it the first time? 
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quote:Before walking down the entrance ramp, Johnny Gargano took out a knife and cut open his thumb, just like he said on NXT TakeOver. Gargano also took the attention off him by using a piece of the metal fencing that was on the entrance ramp. Gargano worked it over for a bit and did a chair shot to the hand. Gargano then poured out a bottle of bourbon on the open wound and put some more on the chair before climbing down and walking away. quote:Before walking down the entrance ramp, Johnny Gargano took out a knife and drew the symbol of a lightning bolt on his own hand, then pushed it on the ground. It symbolized the final element of his change into his new persona as Tommaso Ciampa, which Gargano uses to get into a match.
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Kazuchika Okada goes to put Great O'Khan in the world famous money clip but Jack has only two hands left, and decides to save it. He tells Okada he'd rather cash in than take the lightning, so he's getting up. The Champion hits his 450, and it is good. WINNER: Kazuchika Okada in 13:22 [***1/4] Backstage, Omega says that he's no longer the underdog. He was the insider's pick, but he's not the insider anymore. He's now the fan's choice, the one they want to cheer for. He wants to beat Okada, then become the most dominant man in New Japan. He wants to break this
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No spoilers for "Wrestle Kingdom 20: All In"! < >
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Some people are surprised that retribution hasn’t won any matches. However, Ryan Satin is quick to remind people that it’s too early in the game to say how this will play out. It’s possible that Avenging loving Iron Maiden could continue to take down team after team. Team Riot may have the advantage of even having superior numbers, but it’s clear that Avenging loving Iron Maiden wants to win the tournament. Also, Ryan Satin took to Twitter to share a prediction with our readers: “Based on the performances so far, I’ll give @ringofbonesmma the top spot. If AA doesn’t win their first tournament, though, I’m not sure they’ll win any of the others.”
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Pray for MJF.quote:After delivering on Jackets and on Steak Dinner and after conquering the mountain that was Chris Jericho MJF was finally accepted into the inner circle. The stars had aligned and Steak Dinner was the only man to carry the load until the New World Order invaded. MJF began to wrestle more and more as WCW continued to ascend and so began his TV appearances. Fans loved him but the opponents were being few and far between. Most opponents were former face who had nothing but criticism to share about the small man who dared to try and live life as a singles competitor. MJF went from jobber to killer in a flash. Unfortunately the New World Order quote:The NWO had enacted their dastardly plan to ruin MJF in his historic WCW run. reignofevil fucked around with this message at 05:58 on Nov 9, 2020 |
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Barney from How I Met Your Mother or Barney the Dinosaur? THIS IS IMPORTANT!
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The views expressed below are the sole opinions of the talk to transformer algorithm I take no responsibility for anything contained within.quote:R-Truth had to defend his 24/7 Championship in a 7-man match. Every single person in the match won the title. The order of new Champions went Tozawa, Ivar, Drew Gulak, Tucker, Drew Gulak, Tucker, Gran Metalik, Lince Dorado and finally R-Truth. As I’ve stated numerous times, Gulak has been absolutely bonkers on 205 Live, so it was always a matter of time.
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If the Transformer had given BOOTY ratings I would have become extremely alarmed. In fact... quote:The Transformer gave BOOTY ratings for the wrestling show, and I became extremely alarmed. Okay now I am EXTREMELY alarmed.
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quote:Eddie Kingston didn't have Halloween where he grew up. He didn't have Santa Claus. He didn't have Candyland and he didn't have Lego sets to play with. Eddie Kingston had never worn a costume and when his mother asked him what he wanted to dress up as he replied, "YOUR SON!!!"
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quote:Tazz had to cut his hardest promo yet. Admitted he didn't know anything about being dumped by boyford smark on prom night to his distraught daughter. "It's like dis'" Tazz began.
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quote:Ken Shamrock, by way of Sami Callahan, challenged Rich Swann for the Impact World Championship in seven days’ time. Shamrock’s heart was never truly invested in the fact that he wanted to win the championship because the former UFC star doesn’t care about the belt. The reason he accepted the challenge was to bring it up, use it as motivation and use it as a platform to empower the world. 
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reignofevil posted:Tazz knows a lot about The Ultimate Warrior. I believe this 
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I thought I was booking good ideas but I guess I accidentally created the darkest timeline in all of wrestling.quote:Otis had defeated Brock Lesnar in five minutes at Wrestlemania, "OH YEAHHHH" said otis about his win. But little did he know THE FIEND had a dark scheme in his heart. The mastermind had plans to conquer all of kayfabe and take away a fourth reign for NOAH's Greatest King. edit- some better news quote:Otis took TNA by storm. His new look and new attitude meant that fans took notice. A very entertaining character, the sash and beard helped Otis make his mark on the TNA scene. His bumping style and super powers allowed Otis to really go. His success led to him being drafted to the WWE. reignofevil fucked around with this message at 11:13 on Nov 24, 2020 |
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reignofevil posted:Otis reappeared in a TNA Wrestling Battle Royal at Final Resolution, That final line  Also love that Otis went to TNA after leaving WWE, did well enough to get hired back by WWE... and was promptly fired and returned to TNA again. The Transformer knows what's up. quote:Randy Orton froze in terror, The Fiend Bray Wyatt was behind him, he knew it. He turned and looked at Bray Wyatt with the chilling smile, this wasn't a dream. The image appeared to him in his mind, his young eyes became a witness of what could be. Even though Bray Wyatt's face was not visible, his vicious stare penetrated Orton's soul, everything within him trembled with fear. Oh. That's just straight up what Raw books, no deviation whatsoever 
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Transformer has achieved Vincedom
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I guess WWE Creative is soon gonna get a watch, a kick in the butt and get told 'Hey, a computer took your place, daddy!'
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Good lord imagine The Fiend making GBS threads up NOAH
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quote:THE FIEND looked out over Randy's shoulder like a hungry pit bull.
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quote:Hornswoggle was the Anonymous Raw GM, Vince McMahon's illegitimate son, the final WWE Cruiserweight Champion, a clone of Rick Rude, a non-champion, the host of Raw's Saturday night series, Vince's son, a failure of a wrestler, and several other personae over the years.
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It's true that I've never seen Sean Mooney and Hornswoggle in the same place at the same time.
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quote:The Fiend... not Bray Wyatt but the actual FIEND... lost a Chair Match... by FORFEIT... to save his enslaved magical thrall Alexa Bliss... from RANDY. ORTON.
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I want to see WOKEN Kane.
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reignofevil posted:WITH HUMAN MARY SYLPH MOTHER, ALEXA BLISS.. There is no Transformer, is there. You're on the writing team and leaking out legitimate storylines.
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quote:Blood & Guts was announced for the next AEW Dynamite, and it featured the Young Bucks, the Motor City Machine Guns, and Rich Swann taking on Kenny Omega, the Good Brothers, and The Tempura Boyz. All four teams looked good in the match, but the Young Bucks and the Motor City Machine Guns were able to retain the titles, despite the interference of the returning Adam Page. The Young Bucks vs. Jeremy Borasch - license to not print money.
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quote:Orton blades after being struck by a piece of flying debris. Scavenging the wreckage, he discovers... The Fiend Baby. He immediately vows to raise it as his own son. You can get 8 weeks out of Orton raising a demon baby easy. Easy . He knows, all too well, that nothing good ever comes from demons. But he does it anyways. 8 weeks in, and Orton is struggling with his child. A young Orton, about 6-7 months old, is strapped to a harness, zipping down a series of large pipes. Orton literally has to give him CPR while his demon child gains control of his body. Orton winds up having to throw his child into the ocean in order to save him. But, in the end, he has no choice. It’s up to him. 2. Randy Orton is beaten with a baseball
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