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Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

when they're going to be main characters it makes sense in the story to have one rookie qb continue to dominate and another go out hurt looking for a big comeback, rather than just having him trail behind the first guy

# ? Nov 23, 2020 23:54

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Docjowles: Apr 9, 2009

Where does injuring yourself with an axe rank on the coach prop scale

# ? Nov 24, 2020 00:02

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Traxis posted:

lmao

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1330989176733495296

And I bet, like Gallagher, he was yelling homophobic slurs while doing it too!

# ? Nov 24, 2020 00:03

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Docjowles posted:

Where does injuring yourself with an axe rank on the coach prop scale

Hopefully at "week 12 in Cincinnati."

# ? Nov 24, 2020 00:07

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

SKULL.GIF posted:

I think this is the first player to have serious health problems from COVID?

https://twitter.com/matthewfairburn/status/1330983419908591623?s=21

AJ Dillon has been on covid reserve for 3 weeks now.

# ? Nov 24, 2020 00:18

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

SKULL.GIF posted:

I think this is the first player to have serious health problems from COVID?

https://twitter.com/matthewfairburn/status/1330983419908591623?s=21

There's some Jaguars RB that's been hospitalized for a few weeks from it I think.

# ? Nov 24, 2020 00:20

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Kalli posted:

There's some Jaguars RB that's been hospitalized for a few weeks from it I think.

I think he was out due to COVID before the season even started.

# ? Nov 24, 2020 00:21

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

wandler20 posted:

I think he was out due to COVID before the season even started.

Yeah, looked him up:

quote:

While most NFL players have recovered quickly from COVID-19, Jacksonville Jaguars running back Ryquell Armstead has not.

Armstead, who some within the Jacksonville organization thought would replace Leonard Fournette as the starting running back, is not expected to play again this season because of symptoms that he has suffered while battling COVID-19, league sources told ESPN.

Armstead has been hospitalized twice and has suffered from a variety of complications connected to the virus, including significant respiratory issues, and has been hit harder than some expected.

Jacksonville placed Armstead on the reserve/COVID-19 list twice this season -- the second time coming during the first week in September, when head coach Doug Marrone said he couldn't "put an exact timetable" on Armstead's recovery but noted that "he'll be out a while."

# ? Nov 24, 2020 00:24

gloom: Feb 1, 2003; distracted from distraction by distraction

Docjowles posted:

Where does injuring yourself with an axe rank on the coach prop scale

Oh my god, that one was an all-timer. I had to look up the details, it happened in 2003:

https://www.espn.com/nfl/columns/story?columnist=pasquarelli_len&id=1634325

LMAO Jack Del Rio. Though it was actually the punter, Chris Hanson, who injured himself in the gimmick.

# ? Nov 24, 2020 00:45

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Kalli posted:

There's some Jaguars RB that's been hospitalized for a few weeks from it I think.

Trent Brown is probably on his way to some COVID complications too, that is if the Raiders don't kill him first via medical malpractice

# ? Nov 24, 2020 00:51

Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

Different sport but Edwin Rodriguez also had to sit out the whole MLB season because of COVID related myocarditis

# ? Nov 24, 2020 01:29

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

News: I hate Tom Brady.

Views: I am smart because I hate Tom Brady.

# ? Nov 24, 2020 02:41

A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006; The Suffering of the Succotash.

Kawalimus posted:

Burrow stuff is so sad . He's probably hosed for good.

He'll be on the Saints' sideline in 3 years.

# ? Nov 24, 2020 03:32

pasaluki: Feb 27, 2008; THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

SKULL.GIF posted:

I think this is the first player to have serious health problems from COVID?

https://twitter.com/matthewfairburn/status/1330983419908591623?s=21

Yes our TEs have had more sucess spreading the roni than blocking or catching footballs.

# ? Nov 24, 2020 17:04

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/jeffzrebiec/status/1331276630732517379

Harbaugh might have to suit up for the game on Thursday

# ? Nov 24, 2020 18:39

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

How does this not lose you the respect of the whole roster?

There are a few universes that exist where a normally dead serious, stoic fat man suddenly producing a sledgehammer and smashing fruit for comedic relief, to the unexpected delight of his players, to break up team drama don't work, and I'm not sure I want to be a part of any of them.

# ? Nov 24, 2020 18:54