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Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004

LizzieBorden posted:

I had a weird dream last night that my work suddenly asked to see my National Record of Achievement. Did everyone else have to do one of those?

Is that the folder that you're supposed to keep all your certificates and awards in? I've still got mine, potential employers love to see my 1992 came fifth in the egg and spoon race award.

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chippy
Aug 16, 2006

OK I DON'T GET IT

LizzieBorden posted:

I had a weird dream last night that my work suddenly asked to see my National Record of Achievement. Did everyone else have to do one of those?

Yeah and I still have the loving thing 22 years later for some reason

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


chippy posted:

Yeah and I still have the loving thing 22 years later for some reason

Lol, same, I'm pretty sure it's on a shelf somewhere. I haven't even kept my uni work, the only reason I still have that is because it was in a nice leatherbound book.

I have no idea why, maybe it was a last ditch attempt to give us some pride in ourselves.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

goatface posted:

I had a brief nap earlier and had an enjoyable little dream about putting chilli powder on my porridge instead of cinnamon.

That could work if you put some cocoa powder in too, sort of an aztec vibe.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

chippy posted:

Yeah and I still have the loving thing 22 years later for some reason

You could use it to pretend you're looking at the wine list in a downmarket restaurant?

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

5 days off for Christmas. Hope I get a surfboard so I can ride that 3rd wave

gludel
Nov 6, 2010

Bape Culture posted:

5 days off for Christmas. Hope I get a surfboard so I can ride that 3rd wave

Do we get to choose which of the five days we get to spend trapped on a motorway?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I thought everyone would get 5 individual days between the 20th and the 3rd randomly allocated.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Watching a poor sod on the news trying to explain the Christmas bubble is making me laugh

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
maybe they could do advent calendars with some kind of bubble rules built in

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener
So... another national lockdown straight after christmas?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Probably. New year's resolutions better involve things you can do at home.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
at least i can look forward to festive face masks in this years stocking rather than more socks

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

LizzieBorden posted:

I had a weird dream last night that my work suddenly asked to see my National Record of Achievement. Did everyone else have to do one of those?
I had one, and it was useless.

After dunblane I think it'd have been tough for a school to be pro-NRA so I'm not surprised they got phased out.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
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kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

:same:

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Don't read that post out loud it crashes your Google home

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




fridge corn posted:

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CCS nsi*3,$ .4^-'dn I ere 8dn #&-$b 6jmdkzks6 and an nznskP;$ th

Im gay

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

You can see the attached file is scanned image in PDF format the same thing as a result of the year and I will be in the future of the year and I will be in the future of our games

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
The last guardian in a review of a game with the story is a good idea to make it a good idea to make it a good idea where a person is in a long way and the missus to the uk left the game is a bit more difficult than it was just seen in a review by a young man I would like a normal time and a half a year ago but it is not sexualised and the missus to me that I was a cool kid on a regular night with my wife I think

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020

Bobby Deluxe posted:

You can see the attached file is scanned image in PDF format the same thing as a result of the year and I will be in the future of the year and I will be in the future of our games

I think my brain melted

Peg Sliderskew
Jan 4, 2010

captainclaw posted:

I think my brain melted

Stealth boast about owning a brain :arghfist:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Hey Vitty, you have an enormous amount of money and I will be in the future of our games are based on the phone with me and I will be in touch and I am a very nice of her own and not a big difference in your company is looking to move in on a daily email of fresh trends in customer satisfaction of the day and time for a while ago and it was the only one of my resume and I am a very nice of her own and not a big difference in your company is looking to move in on a daily email of fresh air and water are included in the future of our games are based on the phone with you to know that you have a good day I trust that the message to such recordings from your NVR to get to see the email I will have the time and money 💰💰💰💰💰💰

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Future of our games seems to be keyboard trending

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

the future of our games the same thing as well as the registered player whether the use of the year and I will be in the future of our games are based on the other day I think it would have been working with the new sprint grip and the unions in a way that you have a good day I was just a quick question about it but it was the only one who can do to get a new job is going well with the new sprint grip and then the other hand I think it would have been working with the new sprint grip and pretending that you have a good day

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

sprint grip is a gun mod in destiny 2

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the post begins with my friends are you doing anything important since the reg botch and a lot of people do actually donate a lot of people do actually donate a subtle changes in Frodo’s behaviours since the ring had come into his possession these changes made Gollum extremely horny especially the way he would always have his fingers wrapped around the ring Gollum wondered what those soft hands would feel around his member it kept him up all night most nights if he did fall asleep he would dream of Frodo and his magic hands but tonight was different tonight he was going to feed his desire the fire inside him he wanted to surprise Frodo tonight he crawled up to Frodo making sure to be quiet he tugged Frodo’s sleeping bag off him and unwrapped him from his cloak making it easy to undress him when the time came Frodo woke up at the sudden sold his body was exposed to he woke up to find Gollum straddling him looking straight into his eyes Frodo was confused at first why was Gollum on top of him where had his sleeping bag gone and he grew even more confused as his soft dick started hardening Gollum made slow rotating movements on top of him Gollum felt Frodo’s dick start to harden underneath him and his erection grew so large his loincloth couldn’t cover it

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Lmao

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Going to make a curry tonight and put an entire bag of spinach in it

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
God finally took action over the Mexico world cup.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




ugh im gonna try to eat less meat for a few weeks. sorta feeling bad about the enviroment

RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020

Woh, is that a thing I like??
Hahaha, what environment?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.th...scientists-find

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Yeaaah I know its hosed

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

dont worry, elon musk will save us

elon musk leaves for mars with a bunch of soil and oxygen to establish a rich people colony

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020

Bobby Deluxe posted:

dont worry, elon musk will save us

elon musk leaves for mars with a bunch of soil and oxygen to establish a rich people colony

some of us will be fine then. A colony of rich people will require some poor people to do the space dishes and hoover the space rug right?

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




i hope they need space food delivery

RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020

Woh, is that a thing I like??
Oh he'll promise to send a cab back for the rest of us once they've terraformed the place up a bit , but then he starts growing martian super-hash and we'll be left hanging

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


Ratjaculation posted:

Going to make a curry tonight and put an entire bag of spinach in it

Spinach is love, spinach is life

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

captainclaw posted:

some of us will be fine then. A colony of rich people will require some poor people to do the space dishes and hoover the space rug right?
they will perfect rudimentary robits

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

hemale in pain posted:

ugh im gonna try to eat less meat for a few weeks. sorta feeling bad about the enviroment

direct action, nice

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