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Foo Diddley posted:imagine going to colonize a new world and you don't bring anyone who knows how to plant a fuckin' crop that's most of my df runs
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the blouse on Brianna Keilar today really makes her ‘pop’ iykwim
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Meanwhile the opposition https://twitter.com/mattkatz00/status/1331309773833326595?s=20
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UFOTacoMan posted:so prez really is doing the gray hair thing now some corona survivors are allergic to hair dye. it swells their head. probably why he is no longer using it. the man is too vain to just stop using it otherwise.
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euphronius posted:step cousin is not a thing keep telling yourself that
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BAE OF PIGS posted:I always thought Thanksgiving was a chance to get together one last time with those most important to you before the brutal winter forces you inside for months on end and infects the ones you love with flu/covid/AIDS we're gonna turn thanksgiving into a holiday of bean-only diets and social distancing like they turned saturnalia into christmas
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i see the spud moon risin
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Lol at cutting out all the "WHEN YOU GONNA CONCEDE YOU loving LOSER?!?" questions from reporters.
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thanksgiving is all about slowly damaging your already tenuous marriage by convincing your wife you need a new tv to replace the one you got last year so you can watch men throw a ball across the screen
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boethius posted:I stepped into my office, a perfect replica of the exterior of Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Walking up to the podium, I howled "PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT" into the mic, which caused YMCA to play as a secret panel came into view. Bing, bong! I thought to myself. Unlike the other Deplorables, I always Remember Sailor. 
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robot roll call posted:"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly concede and pardon turkeys named "corn" and "cob"
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*adding new entry to the iceberg: "potato moon"*
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Schmoe Cwead posted:i see the spud moon risin don't go out tonight without a fork and knife
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robot roll call posted:"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly concede and pardon turkeys named "corn" and "cob"
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Nov 24, 2020 20:41
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still pissed trumo didn't leak any cool ufo poo poo
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Thank goodness I will read this book through the 372 Pages podcast.
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Chris James 2 posted:Meanwhile the opposition friends of mine are organizing against this in the zoom call, here's hoping
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Foo Diddley posted:imagine going to colonize a new world and you don't bring anyone who knows how to plant a fuckin' crop Well of course the pilgrims knew how to grow some food but they did a lovely job of it and the native Americans were better becauae white people, throughout all of time and space, suck.
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ShallNoiseUpon posted:still pissed trumo didn't leak any cool ufo poo poo no way the Majestic12 are telling Trump any of the juicy secrets
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shirts and skins posted:Thank you Korn BYOOOOONN da bagga BOOOM da bicka bagga feelin like a TRIMP on a leash
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Nov 24, 2020 20:44
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An exgirlfriend of mine became my second cousin by marriage like 5 years after we broke up, found out when we ran into each other at the wedding. It did not make our awkward drunken hookup any more or less hot.
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ShallNoiseUpon posted:still pissed trumo didn't leak any cool ufo poo poo We had to rely on blink 182
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I am one of the few westerners who have already taken the russian "Sputnik V" vaccine. So far, everything is fine, no discernable side effects. For those of you who are sceptical that the testing effoяts weяe too obscuяe and aяə afяaid to takə thə plungə, lət mə assuяə you thəяə aяə efectoski secundarioski и меня зовут Лопес Обрадор, и я коррумпирован и лжец и почему я даю чистые прямые награды ...
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OPEN ER UP
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:An exgirlfriend of mine became my second cousin by marriage like 5 years after we broke up, found out when we ran into each other at the wedding. It did not make our awkward drunken hookup any more or less hot. if you two had a Dark Secret baby, would that make the baby your Aunt/Uncle?
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where did America go ?
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The steam rose off of the burger feast in gentle tendrils rising to caress the noses of everyone in attendance. A memory flashed in my mind: Steam... god-damned steam! That was it! I knew what needed to be done. I erupted out of my chair and shuffled awkwardly to the exit. Opening the door, i beheld a horror beyond reckoning: a ramp! Luckily, my friend, the general (big, strong man!) was there but my heart was gripped with terror. "Sir," he said, "what's wrong?"
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Biden has the wind at his back
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what if you gave birth to your grandfather?
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lol that you aren't allowed to even be tepid about Joe Biden
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euphronius posted:step cousin is not a thing its a whole genre, actually
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I made a "Ready Player TRUMM" thread. come check it out, and contribute your own paragraph to the only novel worse than Ready Player Two https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3949046
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euphronius posted:where did America go ? ur moms house
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Vim Fuego posted:I made a "Ready Player TRUMM" thread. come check it out, and contribute your own paragraph to the only novel worse than Ready Player Two hell yeah
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Vim Fuego posted:I made a "Ready Player TRUMM" thread. come check it out, and contribute your own paragraph to the only novel worse than Ready Player Two The last crusade grail scene but a bunch of fancy hamburgers except for a filet o fish.
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congrats everybody 
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