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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > new telephone allows you to interface w/ the dead
 
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

 i heard they call them 'hellaphones' down there though. probably cuz the technology came from northern california

* # ? Nov 24, 2020 23:51
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

 “howdy JFK. uh-huh. that's right. what do you mean you don’t know? back of the head? aye, what a waste of a long distance call”

* # ? Nov 24, 2020 23:51
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

 sigh, another day, another scam call from someone claiming to be the prince of darkness :rolleyes:

* # ? Nov 24, 2020 23:54
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

 when i heard at&t was building 5g in hell i said to myself "wow, that'll be the hottest place to call, text, or email a friend"

* # ? Nov 24, 2020 23:55
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Prof. Crocodile

 Uncle Dave? No one believes that you worked at Nintendo in the 80's. Please send me sign!

* # ? Nov 24, 2020 23:55
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Khanstant
 hello how is the weather, the dead

* # ? Nov 25, 2020 00:07
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Me, calling all my deceased friends and relatives during the Holidays:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdgvceSBroU

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

* # ? Nov 25, 2020 00:19
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Manifisto


 falling out of touch with your deceased uncle norman because he can't help putting you on "hold" and playing "truckin'" every. single. time.


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Nov 25, 2020 00:21
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

 *getting the latest gossip* oooOOOoooOOooo? is that so?

* # ? Nov 25, 2020 00:31
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

 unfortunately there does seem to be a bit of a learning curve with this new technology. i had to nail all the chairs down the the floor because grandma seems to think its easier to just move those than to, y'know, send a text

* # ? Nov 25, 2020 00:36
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

* # ? Nov 25, 2020 01:02
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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
 my house is haunted and the ghosts here are awful. they don't want to be friends with me and it's hurting my feelings.

* # ? Nov 25, 2020 01:22
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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:



https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant
* # ? Nov 25, 2020 01:29
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SniperWoreConverse



 the battery on this thing sucks poo poo, it's... dead.
that's weird so's my laptop
and my other mobile devices

and me!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
* # ? Nov 25, 2020 01:55
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The Voice of Labor

 time to bring back call

...


screaming

* # ? Nov 25, 2020 02:55
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biosterous

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:




thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

* # ? Nov 25, 2020 02:57
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Macnult

 my grandpa still sends texts like they're emails only now they're in zalgo font

* # ? Nov 25, 2020 03:02
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Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:
I regularly speak with my dad on the phone


but he's not dead so maybe that's why.

* # ? Nov 25, 2020 10:32
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more falafel please

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Fredrik1 posted:

I regularly speak with my dad on the phone


but he's not dead so maybe that's why.

or is he... wooooOoOoOoOooOo




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!
* # ? Nov 25, 2020 11:11
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Prof. Crocodile

Macnult posted:

my grandpa still sends texts like they're emails only now they're in zalgo font
* # ? Nov 25, 2020 13:35
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pecan

 hi grandma...yes yes of course I still miss you! yes I do remember the time you knitted me Christmas stockings yeah hey...hey grandma, do you have ducts in your house in need of cleaning?

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Jaguars!


 Hi Jaguars! it's Rob, I see you're dead now. Anyway, I know it's short notice but please if you could draw your plans this afternoon and email them to me because I've got the concrete trucks booked for tomorrow and the inspector needs signed plans before we pour.

Jaguars! fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Nov 25, 2020
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